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2021 I don't give a fuck about your Fantasy Football Team thread

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  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    Wut?   he doesn’t address your need at RB at all. If he is desperate why is he offering you a bag of shit for Jackson? Hardman is waiver fodder and Higgins isn’t the #1 WR on his team anymor

  • Anton Chigurh
    Anton Chigurh

    Chose D’Ernest over Miles Sanders for byepocalypse. Good start.

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    Cool story. Good for him taking his chance tonight.     

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Traded Mooney for J Judy (should be back next week) to a player decimated by injury, Covid and Bye weeks. 
 

W or L?

Shout out to the fucking “experts” who keep ranking this trash Denver DST in the top 10. They might score zero fucking points against a Cleveland team missing QB1, RB1, and RB1A. How much fucking trash defense do I have to stomach this year?

Sutton and the Denver DST won’t combine for 5 points. What a joke franchise.

On 10/20/2021 at 8:59 AM, Baboontyme said:

Who gets the better of this? 

One guy has Murray and Lamar and no depth or flex player worth a shit. Other guy has Russ and is streaming QBs. 

Lamar for Damien Harris and Russ


 

perfectly fine trade (vetoes suck 98% of the time). 
 

 

Sat on my number 1 waiver spot a couple weeks then got this beast.  Hell yeah.  

Started Javante Williams over a hobbling Antonio Gibson and Khilil Herbert@ Tampa.

17pts out of Williams...Now to see what the other guys do.

12 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Sent this text at 10 am... 


My bad, 23 instead. Stupid game. 

Dude I'm playing this week spent $30 to grab Johnson of the wire and left him on the bench. WTF?!? 

Alex Collins doesn’t look like he’s playing this week. Rashad Penny is coming back but Carson might be out for the season.  I have nobody else I can really drop but would take a 0 if Collins doesn’t play. Would you drop keep or drop Collins for AJ Dillon, Stevenson, devonta Freeman or Darnell Mooney (flex)?

On 10/21/2021 at 6:22 PM, CurlyDumps said:

Shout out to the fucking “experts” who keep ranking this trash Denver DST in the top 10. They might score zero fucking points against a Cleveland team missing QB1, RB1, and RB1A. How much fucking trash defense do I have to stomach this year?

Sutton and the Denver DST won’t combine for 5 points. What a joke franchise.

Guess who has two thumbs and the denver d?   This guy.  Fuck fangio

.5 PPR... 
AJ Green v. Hou or Marquez Callaway at Sea? 
Eww I think you have to go with Green as his team has a competent offense.

I texted my opponent at 12:35 and conceded the victory this week.

He said I still had a chance.   LOLz.

 

I am getting my ass kicked for the second week in a row.   I will say this:   all of my guys suck at the same time.  When they are on, they are all on.

2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Mahomes is killing me today. 

Chiefs scored 3 points total. I had kelce and butker.  I lose.  Oh and Jacobs gets hurt in first half vs philly

3 hours ago, slorch said:

I texted my opponent at 12:35 and conceded the victory this week.

He said I still had a chance.   LOLz.

 

I am getting my ass kicked for the second week in a row.   I will say this:   all of my guys suck at the same time.  When they are on, they are all on.


I honestly prefer losing in ass kicking than a last minute MNF nail biter. Wash it off and go again next week. 

ended up winning by 3 pts  LMAO.

Got 31pts out of Patriots QB.

-2 by Jets DST, which I streamed.

 

Mike Evans carried me also.

Was texting with a buddy about how most fantasy defenses are irrelevant these days. Looked it up, only one KO return TD all season, zero punts. Devin Hester ain’t walking through that door. 

So, first Devante Adams was put on the COVID list, now this..

 

I think I might target Tonyan for my Waller fill in with no options outside of Cobbs and the RBs left. Well if MVS doesn't play.

Crap, should I start Rodgers even with the beat up WR corps over Jameis Winston vs Tampa?

5 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Crap, should I start Rodgers even with the beat up WR corps over Jameis Winston vs Tampa?

Idk. Zona D is pretty ass and without Watt.

Nvm they're pretty good. Not sure why I thought they had given up more points than they have. 

Nvm they're pretty good. Not sure why I thought they had given up more points than they have. 

Plus you can never count Rodgers out. Jameis is a disaster waiting to happen. Maybe I answered my own question
1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


Plus you can never count Rodgers out. Jameis is a disaster waiting to happen. Maybe I answered my own question

Yeah I would never trust Jameis to do anything. I bet Rodgers does fine tonight. 

I got pissed on that face mask flag because I have DHop but I also have Edmonds. Love when things work out. 

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Randall Cobb, you old fuck you better come through tonight.

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Fucking Connor is killing my Murray-Edmonds combo. 

I have DHop Edmonds. I'm right there with you. 

I have Elliott, Swift, Hubbard and Mixon and can start 2.

Also have K Allen, Waddle J Meyers, Golladay and Hilton and need to start 3.

Right now I have in:

Elliott and Swift

Allen, Waddle and Meyers.

Changes?

6 hours ago, ZB'Tejas said:

I have Elliott, Swift, Hubbard and Mixon and can start 2.

Also have K Allen, Waddle J Meyers, Golladay and Hilton and need to start 3.

Right now I have in:

Elliott and Swift

Allen, Waddle and Meyers.

Changes?


Too late for this week but package Mixon or swift and 1 of your lesser WR’s for a top tier WR. 


Too late for this week but package Mixon or swift and 1 of your lesser WR’s for a top tier WR. 

Yea. I def need to upgrade my WR but have had any takers. Even the guy with McCaffery


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You normally auto-start the RB here, but Gesicki’s been good 4 of the last 5 weeks. .5 PPR, need one in flex... 

Chuba @ Atl or Gesicki @ Buff? 

Am I crazy to start Darrel Williams over Fournette?

Saints run D is legit and Giants is not.  Plus something tells me KC will want to make a statement after last week. 

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You normally auto-start the RB here, but Gesicki’s been good 4 of the last 5 weeks. .5 PPR, need one in flex... 

Chuba @ Atl or Gesicki @ Buff? 

I'd go Chuba.  Who's your starting TE?  

I have Michael Carter on my bench because I accidentally played AJ Dillon Thursday night.

How are y'all's weeks going? 

I have 5 players to go and have a 17% chance of winning...

D Henry to have MRI on foot. Possibly out rest of season. 
 

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Fucking

Course

Mosert, Montgomery and now Henry. Lol

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