Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

2021 I don't give a fuck about your Fantasy Football Team thread

Featured Replies

My opponent needed 30 points last night and had Stafford and LARams DST. I figured he'd have that shit won by halftime. Alas! The Niners turned into the 85 Bears/ 2000 Ravens with timely defensive plays and hogging the ball with 39 minutes of possession.

  • Replies 720
  • Views 53.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    Wut?   he doesn’t address your need at RB at all. If he is desperate why is he offering you a bag of shit for Jackson? Hardman is waiver fodder and Higgins isn’t the #1 WR on his team anymor

  • Anton Chigurh
    Anton Chigurh

    Chose D’Ernest over Miles Sanders for byepocalypse. Good start.

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    Cool story. Good for him taking his chance tonight.     

Posted Images

Was up 13 with Eli Mitchell to go.  He had Deebo who ran the ball for a TD and caught a 40 yarder. Ugh. Lost by 8. 

Goddammit Kyler. Been rocking Teddy Bridgewater for two weeks and now I may have to downgrade.

I may have to play god damn Kenny golladay.  Unless one of you can talk me into Elijah moore or dernest Johnson.  Hoping Barkley or Chubb can miss one more week

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I may have to play god damn Kenny golladay.  Unless one of you can talk me into Elijah moore or dernest Johnson.  

The Fantasypros PPR rankings have Moore ahead of Golladay

Moore will get looks as the Jets should be behind. The biggest issue with Moore is what happens with him when Zach Wilson returns as he tended to look for Crowder and Davis.

Zeke, Swift and Mixon and need to start 2. Swift racks up points but doesnt get into the end zone. What's the best play this week?

49 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I’m starting Moore at WR3 for the second week in a row, ain’t mad at it. Flacco threw him a garbage-time TD last week. 

 

41 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Moore will get looks as the Jets should be behind. The biggest issue with Moore is what happens with him when Zach Wilson returns as he tended to look for Crowder and Davis.

Issue is, I also have Carter so what are the chances I can win with two Jets in the lineup?  I think this is a let down spot for Miami though their d is projected to go off.  I also have Booker and D'ernest but it looks like Chubb and Barkley are back.  No idea why D'ernest can't put up Hunt like numbers with Chubb around, though they're playing the Lions.  Could be a stat padding moment.

1 hour ago, ZB'Tejas said:

Zeke, Swift and Mixon and need to start 2. Swift racks up points but doesnt get into the end zone. What's the best play this week?

I'd have a hard time sitting Zeke or Mixon

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Stafford bye week replacement... 

Cousins v. GB or Mac Jones at Atl tomorrow night? 

Floor Jones, Ceiling Cousins.

Pick 1 (1.0ppr)

Rhamondre Stevenson (Thurs)

Darrel Williams

 

Miles Sanders

D'Onta Foreman

 

I'm leaning towards Stevenson if Harris is out.

If Harris clears concussion protocol and Miles is playing, I'll probably go with him as I feel CEH is back this week and it's too much to expect two good weeks in a row for Williams even if he isn't playing. Foreman is more of a stash at this point.

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Issue is, I also have Carter so what are the chances I can win with two Jets in the lineup?  I think this is a let down spot for Miami though their d is projected to go off.  I also have Booker and D'ernest but it looks like Chubb and Barkley are back.  No idea why D'ernest can't put up Hunt like numbers with Chubb around, though they're playing the Lions.  Could be a stat padding moment.

Yeah I have a hard time starting Carter over the past several weeks, but he is consistent. I think you watch how the week progresses. Apparently Flacco is going to start for the Jets which could effect the choice, but D'ernest feels like only a good play if he is the primary back.

5 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Says he will play?

new news today is that he participated in open practice, which is a good sign. but he's still questionable.

3 hours ago, ZB'Tejas said:

Zeke, Swift and Mixon and need to start 2. Swift racks up points but doesnt get into the end zone. What's the best play this week?

I’m leaning Zeke and Swift

If Cordarrelle plays tonight (game-time decision), do I play him over Gaskin? Can Belichick scheme out both Pitts and Patterson? 

If Cordarrelle plays tonight (game-time decision), do I play him over Gaskin? Can Belichick scheme out both Pitts and Patterson? 

Same boat, and I am pretty sure I will. Gaskin is such an enigma.

Ugh Harris passed concussion protocols so my Stevenson play is probably out.

Now I get to choose between Darrel Williams and the bipolar KC offense, Miles Sanders and the threat of other RBs who have performed while he was out and the unknown of D'onte Foreman.

You guys trust Cam this week?  I have him starting over Tua. 

Massive ceiling/floor gap. Gamble on his passing accuracy and playbook depth, but could definitely pay off w multi redzone TDs. I may grab him for next week when Mahomes is on bye

Cooper out w Covid. My team has completely abandoned this week

Know I was pimping Elijah earlier in the week, but some injuries have changed things. Need one in .5 PPR... 

Mooney v. Balt
Elijah v. Mia
Bateman @ Chi
Claypool @ LAC

On 11/17/2021 at 10:58 AM, ZB'Tejas said:

Zeke, Swift and Mixon and need to start 2. Swift racks up points but doesnt get into the end zone. What's the best play this week?

Matt Berry: 

Quote

As good as Vegas is as a host for bachelor/bachelorette parties, it's an even better host for opposing running backs. The Raiders have allowed at least 19 fantasy points to every backfield they've faced. Now they take on a rested Mixon off a bye. The same Mixon who has handled 72% of the Cincinnati running back touches this season. The same Mixon who has 25-plus points in three of his past four games. So order another couple of bottles and tell them you're going to need a late checkout. The party for Mixon fantasy managers isn't ending anytime soon.

Dammit Kyler. Can’t drop Bridgewater on bye because clearly I need an actual starting quarterback on reserve. Just added Siemian to play today lol

 

 also at this point I think I’m clearly in the sunk cost fallacy holding on to Sterling Shepard. Feels like he’s been questionable/out all season

Edited by Celery Man

On 11/17/2021 at 10:58 AM, ZB'Tejas said:

Zeke, Swift and Mixon and need to start 2. Swift racks up points but doesnt get into the end zone. What's the best play this week?

Your question is picking one out of Swift and Mixon, IMHO.  Zeke is a auto start.

Also, how the fuck did you end up with 3 Top tier RB's( at least entering the draft?)

Your question is picking one out of Swift and Mixon, IMHO.  Zeke is a auto start.
Also, how the fuck did you end up with 3 Top tier RB's( at least entering the draft?)

My WRs are terrible. I had pick #5 and started off with Zeke and Mixon. Swift wasn’t that highly rated if I remember correctly. But yes, each week it figuring out who will have a better game of Mixon and swift. I’m leaning Mixon as he is more consistent. The floor of Swift is low since Detroit can easily get behind and just start throwing.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Injuries and byes killing me this week.

Full PPR: Flex Alex Collins or C Edwards Helaire?

32 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Injuries and byes killing me this week.

Full PPR: Flex Alex Collins or C Edwards Helaire?

Collins.

CEH not a confirmed play yet, and even if they do, it might be very limited.

22 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Know I was pimping Elijah earlier in the week, but some injuries have changed things. Need one in .5 PPR... 

Mooney v. Balt
Elijah v. Mia
Bateman @ Chi
Claypool @ LAC

Fortunately I went Mooney in two leagues. 

On 11/17/2021 at 7:11 AM, closetohumping said:

I may have to play god damn Kenny golladay.  Unless one of you can talk me into Elijah moore or dernest Johnson.  Hoping Barkley or Chubb can miss one more week

Bomb for Elijah. 

 

And Swift just busted a long one. 

Jonathon Fucking Taylor, Ladies & Gentlemen...

 

Ho-lee shit.   Thankfully, the team in my league with him is playing the guy with whom  I'm tied for 2nd.  Well, we were tied...

1294733997.0.jpg

7 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Dammit Kyler. Can’t drop Bridgewater on bye because clearly I need an actual starting quarterback on reserve. Just added Siemian to play today lol

 

 also at this point I think I’m clearly in the sunk cost fallacy holding on to Sterling Shepard. Feels like he’s been questionable/out all season

lol indeed hell yeah Siemian hooking up with Lil Jordan to cap off the game with 26.16 fantasy points. haha more points for my last second third string qb than my opponent playing Kirk Cousins.

I've ended up playing Marquez Callaway for most of the season and there's a dude who sits on a big goose egg all game until he catches one pass for a touchdown.

Edited by Celery Man

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Bomb for Elijah. 

 

And Swift just busted a long one. 

Yea.  Great on Elijah but also played dernest johnsons.   No reason why he can’t get double digits with hunt out

Cam had himself a day

55 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Cam had himself a day

Dude in our league has Cam for 29, but started Rahjahs for 44..

 

Lots of wild individual scores this week.

^ And just to piggyback on that, it also highlights the different scoring systems. Kirk outscored Siemian in ours because picks are -3. 

2 hours ago, Celery Man said:

lol indeed hell yeah Siemian hooking up with Lil Jordan to cap off the game with 26.16 fantasy points. haha more points for my last second third string qb than my opponent playing Kirk Cousins.

15 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Mahomes lost me another week this week. 🤦🏼‍♂️ 

I am playing the dumbass in our league who drafted PMIII in the first round( 4th overall.)

 

LOlz.

I need to go with my gut over fantasypros more often. Fuckers had Tennessee D as their #1 pick of the week (and their fat Aggy kicker 4th). My 2nd-3rd-4th options all would have won me my week over those cockbags. 

7 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Need 12 out of Fournette tonight in .5 PPR. Don’t fuck me, bro! 

Lost by 1.5, had a 30-yd catch nullified by an extremely questionable illegal formation call. 

Mother fucker, stupid game. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.