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Surprised aggy hasn’t manufactured playoff wins to get on this list....

Lol shitty ass Texans with a non compos mentis owner, preacher man president and an ass massage loving qb have more wins than the Dallas coke-heads.

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

Lol shitty ass Texans with a non compos mentis owner, preacher man president and an ass massage loving qb have more wins than the Dallas coke-heads.

A difference of one.  Bfd.  They both suck.

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

Lol shitty ass Texans with a non compos mentis owner, preacher man president and an ass massage loving qb have more wins than the Dallas coke-heads.

I'm a Texans fan, but this is like a 4-foot-tall dude pointing and laughing at a 3-foot-tall dude.  They're both short as fuck.

It is a misleading chart 

The Lions have 1 playoff win in the last 60 years; and they still have fans. People are crazy

 

 

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

It is a misleading chart 

The Lions have 1 playoff win in the last 60 years; and they still have fans. People are crazy

 

 

It’s titled “playoff wins since 2000”

it lists nothing but the playoff wins since 2000

it’s only misleading by aggy standards 

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3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Lol shitty ass Texans with a non compos mentis owner, preacher man president and an ass massage loving qb have more wins than the Dallas coke-heads.

Not sure the Jones family led Cowboys of the new millennium is the benchmark you want to set for your team. If it is, your team probably sucks. As both Houston and Dallas do. Both teams can get a few wild card wins here and there and then shit their pants in the divisional round. They chalk it up as a building block and better things are to come next season and it never does. One step forward, two steps back franchises. The only thing Dallas has is their everlasting popularity. But this means jack shit to us fans since we don't benefit financially. Only thing we see from it is constant exposure on national primetime games. 

3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Lol shitty ass Texans with a non compos mentis owner, preacher man president and an ass massage loving qb have more wins than the Dallas coke-heads.

Your point certainly stands, but Cowboys did reach divisional round more times than Texans. 

3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Lol shitty ass Texans with a non compos mentis owner, preacher man president and an ass massage loving qb have more wins than the Dallas coke-heads.

 

25 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Your point certainly stands, but Cowboys did reach divisional round more times than Texans. 

And the Texans didn't even start playing until 2002

Half of the Texans glorious playoff wins came against the Bengals, the third was against the Raiders with Connor Cook at QB, and the fourth was an overtime win over Buffalo, which they somehow won despite allowing eight sacks.  

That's some real John Facenda-talking-over-snare drums-and-trumpets shit there.

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