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15 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

No nudes. You’re going to have to use your imagination 

 

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I'll be in my bunk...

On 8/20/2021 at 12:42 PM, Deej said:

If there was any chef you'd really hope they find hanging from the shower rod in his hotel room, it's Bobby Flay. 

God damn man

Her speciality is actually baking though she hardly does it on her shows

On 8/20/2021 at 11:42 AM, Deej said:

If there was any chef you'd really hope they find hanging from the shower rod in his hotel room, it's Bobby Flay. 

I dont know,  man. I've eaten at a couple of his restaurants and I know he wasn't in the back cooking, but fantastic fucking food. And he pulls ass. And strange. He's Surly in my book. 

So, y’all wouldn’t it be him rather than Bourdain?

Can I settle for neither?

11 hours ago, Deej said:

So, y’all wouldn’t it be him rather than Bourdain?

Show us on the croissant where Flay touched you. 

The closest you will get to nudes of Giada is she was photographed in a blue bathing suit coming out of the ocean and one popped out a bit...call it a half nip slip.  

Must be a nipple, 'cause I'm drooling......../boomerang

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On 8/21/2021 at 4:41 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Anybody got nudes of Giada?

No, but there's some of Nigella Lawson.  

 

Another hot one was Sandra Lee.  Just perfect.

 

Going to sidetrack this just a bit, but Food Network seems to have no trouble booting some of their old legacies.  The aforementioned Lawson, Rachel Rea, Alton Brown.  All have reduced or no roles.

22 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

Her speciality is actually baking though she hardly does it on her shows

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38 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

No, but there's some of Nigella Lawson.  

 

Another hot one was Sandra Lee.  Just perfect.

 

Going to sidetrack this just a bit, but Food Network seems to have no trouble booting some of their old legacies.  The aforementioned Lawson, Rachel Rea, Alton Brown.  All have reduced or no roles.

Not sure what happened to Lawson.  Ray got really fat and Alton has been doing more of his own thing and pretty sure still has one of the bigger followings of anybody ever to grace that network.  

Not sure what happened to Lawson.  Ray got really fat and Alton has been doing more of his own thing and pretty sure still has one of the bigger followings of anybody ever to grace that network.  
Alton is about to start or already started a good eats live tour.

I'm sure there will be more good eats, that is perfect exclusive content for Discovery +.

7 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:
9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:
Not sure what happened to Lawson.  Ray got really fat and Alton has been doing more of his own thing and pretty sure still has one of the bigger followings of anybody ever to grace that network.  

Alton is about to start or already started a good eats live tour.

Yea he's done things like that before before. I went to one in Dallas back 3-4 years ago called "Eat Your Science". It was actually damn entertaining.  One of his bits was making a cocktail and having people come up on stage and spin this wheel for  their spirit, mixer and finisher.  Chick when I was there got tequila, amaro and fish sauce.  He then went into this whole bit about freezing and how it removed the taste...entertaining sciency shit like that.   And yes they consumed it.

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Not sure what happened to Lawson.  Ray got really fat and Alton has been doing more of his own thing and pretty sure still has one of the bigger followings of anybody ever to grace that network.  
IIRC when discovery bought food network they wanted to steer away from the cooking shows and concentrate more on the contest and food tourism shows. I can't remember the reasoning behind it but that's why you all of a sudden saw Emeril disappear and bobby flay move out of a studio kitchen and into the "beat bobby flay" series etc. That's about the same time Rachael ray went to her talk show and they stopped showing reruns of any studio cooking shows. They got moved to the cooking channel instead. That's pretty much when I stopped watching the food network. They used to have such a good lineup starting from primetime through 2am (galloping gourmet reruns!) and then they ruined it

Alton Brown’s Doorknock Dinners was great. Him and a crew would surprise people and just make whatever was in their pantry and fridge.

23 hours ago, pops said:

I dont know,  man. I've eaten at a couple of his restaurants and I know he wasn't in the back cooking, but fantastic fucking food. And he pulls ass. And strange. He's Surly in my book. 

Flay's daughter is not too shabby either

9 hours ago, gsoda3 said:
10 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:
Not sure what happened to Lawson.  Ray got really fat and Alton has been doing more of his own thing and pretty sure still has one of the bigger followings of anybody ever to grace that network.  

IIRC when discovery bought food network they wanted to steer away from the cooking shows and concentrate more on the contest and food tourism shows. I can't remember the reasoning behind it but that's why you all of a sudden saw Emeril disappear and bobby flay move out of a studio kitchen and into the "beat bobby flay" series etc. That's about the same time Rachael ray went to her talk show and they stopped showing reruns of any studio cooking shows. They got moved to the cooking channel instead. That's pretty much when I stopped watching the food network. They used to have such a good lineup starting from primetime through 2am (galloping gourmet reruns!) and then they ruined it

This right here.....

I remember the first show I watched on the network back in the mid 90's was Grillin and Chillin with Jack McDavid and Bobby Flay.

 

No, but there's some of Nigella Lawson.  
 
Another hot one was Sandra Lee.  Just perfect.
 
Going to sidetrack this just a bit, but Food Network seems to have no trouble booting some of their old legacies.  The aforementioned Lawson, Rachel Rea, Alton Brown.  All have reduced or no roles.

Of Sandra Lee, Anthony Bourdain famously stated, “This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker seems on a mission to kill her fans, one meal at a time.”

Some of my favorite old school Food Channel shows:

Taste with David Rosengarten

Too Hot Tamales

Throwdown

Molto Mario

Grillin' & Chillin'

Essence of Emeril (no audience)

Galloping Gourmet

Tyler's Ultimate

 

tyler's ultimate prime rib was the first prime rib i ever did right after college.  i still use that same method to this day.  

 

other shows i miss:

iron chef reruns

east meets west

good eats

barefoot contessa

everyday italian

boy meets grill

naked chef (jamie oliver) all of the jamie oliver ones actually

two fat ladies

all of the nigellas

 

 

On 8/21/2021 at 12:16 PM, Bateshorn said:

This.  She’s supposed to have an oral fixation and gives a legendary blowjob. 

Go on.......

I prefer Katie Lee. She's on Bobby's show a lot. I'm sure he's banged her. So did Billy Joel.

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On 8/22/2021 at 10:25 PM, C-Man said:

Flay's daughter is not too shabby either

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Back to the original point, there is no doubt he's tagged Giada and everyone else on the Food Network with the exception of Alton

Always liked Bobby Flay. I watched all of his FN show religiously like a decade ago when I was really trying to learn how to cook.  His shows on grilling were the best.

Now it seems all of the shows are cooking contests or something. I miss the shows where they would show techniques, basics, etc.

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5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Bobby got his big new contract with FN, there will be a new show with his daughter traveling the west coast shortly. 

Damn. Going the guy fieri route I guess

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Damn. Going the guy fieri route I guess

"Diners, Daughters, and Dickheads"?

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4 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I miss the shows where they would show techniques, basics, etc.

The Cooking Channel has a lot of those shows. 

If you want shows that show you how to cook, PBS on Saturday afternoons has it going on. 

America’s Test Kitchen is my jam. There’s something about Bridget Lancaster…

She and Christopher Kimball used to do a really good podcast also before he left.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

She and Christopher Kimball used to do a really good podcast also before he left.

Christopher Kimball is a weird dude. Like he’s so dorky and affable on screen, but off camera he is supposed be a thermo nuclear level raging dickhead. 

I can see it.  I bet he has zero patience.

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14 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

The Cooking Channel has a lot of those shows. 

I miss the Japanese version of Iron Chef, the original I guess.

 

I'd bet Bobby Flay has zero patience as a boss.  Comes off as thin skinned , arrogant and impatient.

22 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Back to the original point, there is no doubt he's tagged Giada and everyone else on the Food Network with the exception of Alton

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