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Harsin's pathing to the vehicle was impeccable.

 

7 minutes ago, Chad said:

Harsin's pathing to the vehicle was impeccable.

 

 

Seems about the same way he coached Auburn this year...

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3 hours ago, Chad said:

Harsin's pathing to the vehicle was impeccable.

 

If Billy Gillespie had been that loyal to his driver at Kentucky, he'd still be the coach there.

Maybe.

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4 hours ago, Chad said:

Harsin's pathing to the vehicle was impeccable.

 

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Can't believe I made this first time and left Case/Camera out.

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That guy should sue Auburn over his education, or lack there of.

Preposterous. Could you imagine the precedent and implication??!?!  /aggy

Sweet young tang and keeping his job.  My Ninja 

4 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

So…..this is the exception to the “undefeated” rule?

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9 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

They determined his side piece was hot enough, so no harm no foul

15 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

And presumably she's out of a job.  The patriarchy is real.

26 minutes ago, South Austin said:

They determined his side piece was hot enough, so no harm no foul


Thank God for those old pics then…

37 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

So…..this is the exception to the “undefeated” rule?

Just wait…

26 minutes ago, Parliament said:

And presumably she's out of a job.  The patriarchy is real.

I'm sure she's getting paid. 

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'm sure she's getting paid. 

Yeah.  By all the old thirsty surly dudes buying her lingerie from her poshmark store.

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1 minute ago, 40acredropout said:

Yeah.  By all the old thirsty surly dudes buying her lingerie from her poshmark store.

Let he without used panties cast the first stone.

1 hour ago, Don Johnson said:

 

It's Harsin's world. Auburn just lives in it.

Wow I read that as "From me, a Clown" and was like "well yeah..."

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

So…..this is the exception to the “undefeated” rule?

Yeah definitely Defeated here. 

lol this turned out the most Auburn way possible.

Some boosters succeeded in weakening their coach, broadcast to everyone how awful their recruiting and retention is, pissed off the fan base, and STILL kept the coach.

lol little bro.

7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol this turned out the most Auburn way possible.

Some boosters succeeded in weakening their coach, broadcast to everyone how awful their recruiting and retention is, pissed off the fan base, and STILL kept the coach.

lol little bro.

Now wait 8 months, rinse, repeat. 

Auburn is just awful, WTH would any good coach consider going there at this point and risk getting your reputation trashed ? At this point Auburn should consider going after Briles these two deserve each other.

On 2/8/2022 at 2:06 PM, Doc Reeves said:


10 years… 
 

sounds more like work than fun

less than 1 a month without any slumps

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Let he without used panties cast the first stone.

Sold our before I could get there.

43 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol this turned out the most Auburn way possible.

Some boosters succeeded in weakening their coach, broadcast to everyone how awful their recruiting and retention is, pissed off the fan base, and STILL kept the coach.

lol little bro.

HC assistant likely getting a big raise too

9 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

HC assistant likely getting a big raise too

No, she GIVES the raises. 

On 2/8/2022 at 12:36 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

I’ve never understood affairs for this reason.  I’ve never had one in the traditional sense but the logistics and work that goes along with a side piece is exhausting.  I dated two women at the same time once and it was a part time job in it’s own right.

Pros are better and cheaper in the long run and they don’t show up at your house at 2 am drunk and throwing high heeled shoes at your bedroom window.

After my dad's second divorce he was juggling 3 or 4 different women.  He would spend the weekend with one then Sunday evening part ways and spend a couple days with the next one and so on. One day I went with him and one of his girlfriends to the grocery store. I walked off to go find something, saw one of his other girlfriends down another isle (one who he had just spent the weekend with and dropped off a few hours prior) and went back to my dad to discreetly let him know Linda was 3 aisles over.  He immediately announced we had enough groceries and it was time to check out. Which totally wasn't suspicious at all considering we were only about half way through the store but his companion didn't seem to suspect anything.  He made it out unscathed. One of his girlfriends could see his driveway from her upstairs bathroom.  They didn't live that close to each other but he lived on Padre Island and there just happened to be a clear view down the main canal and across several empty lots across the half mile or so to the front of dad's house.  My dad noted she had a pair of binoculars in this upstairs bathroom. She obviously was aware of who and when his other pieces were at his house so most of the time he stayed at their houses.  Dad finally ended all but one of these relationships.  He told me that he couldn't handle the stress of juggling these ladies and it was causing his hair to fall out.

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So he didn't fuck her? Damn, I'm actually kind of disappointed in him.

19 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

After my dad's second divorce he was juggling 3 or 4 different women.  He would spend the weekend with one then Sunday evening part ways and spend a couple days with the next one and so on. One day I went with him and one of his girlfriends to the grocery store. I walked off to go find something, saw his one of his other girlfriends down another isle (one who he had just spent the weekend with and dropped off a few hours prior) and went back to my dad to discreetly let him know Linda was 3 isles over.  He immediately announced we had enough groceries and it was time to check out. Which totally wasn't suspicious at all considering we were only about half way through the store but his companion didn't seem to suspect anything.  He made it out unscathed. One of his girlfriends could see his driveway from her upstairs bathroom.  They didn't live that close to each other but he lived on Padre Island and there just happened to be a clear view down the main canal and across several empty lots across the half mile or so to the front of dad's house.  My dad noted she had a pair of binoculars in this upstairs bathroom. She obviously was aware of who and when his other pieces were at his house so most of the time he stayed at their houses.  Dad finally ended all but one of these relationships.  He told me that he couldn't handle the stress of juggling these ladies and it was causing his hair to fall out.

His dad? You guessed it

Spoiler

University of Louisville trustee Jonathan Blue settles divorce without Charlie  Strong

 

They'll end up firing him after next season after he spends another year running the program in to the ground.

On 2/3/2022 at 10:01 PM, Bama Chick said:

 

 


Rumor on the plains is he’s screwing a female staff member who isn’t qualified for the job she has.

 

Aren’t we all?

On 2/4/2022 at 7:01 AM, South Austin said:

Maybe I don’t “get” the SEC, but how is Ole Miss to Auburn anything more than a lateral move?  

Auburn has significantly more history. 

32 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

After my dad's second divorce he was juggling 3 or 4 different women.  He would spend the weekend with one then Sunday evening part ways and spend a couple days with the next one and so on. One day I went with him and one of his girlfriends to the grocery store. I walked off to go find something, saw his one of his other girlfriends down another isle (one who he had just spent the weekend with and dropped off a few hours prior) and went back to my dad to discreetly let him know Linda was 3 isles over.  He immediately announced we had enough groceries and it was time to check out. Which totally wasn't suspicious at all considering we were only about half way through the store but his companion didn't seem to suspect anything.  He made it out unscathed. One of his girlfriends could see his driveway from her upstairs bathroom.  They didn't live that close to each other but he lived on Padre Island and there just happened to be a clear view down the main canal and across several empty lots across the half mile or so to the front of dad's house.  My dad noted she had a pair of binoculars in this upstairs bathroom. She obviously was aware of who and when his other pieces were at his house so most of the time he stayed at their houses.  Dad finally ended all but one of these relationships.  He told me that he couldn't handle the stress of juggling these ladies and it was causing his hair to fall out.

Username and all that.

37 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

After my dad's second divorce he was juggling 3 or 4 different women.  He would spend the weekend with one then Sunday evening part ways and spend a couple days with the next one and so on. One day I went with him and one of his girlfriends to the grocery store. I walked off to go find something, saw his one of his other girlfriends down another isle (one who he had just spent the weekend with and dropped off a few hours prior) and went back to my dad to discreetly let him know Linda was 3 isles over.  He immediately announced we had enough groceries and it was time to check out. Which totally wasn't suspicious at all considering we were only about half way through the store but his companion didn't seem to suspect anything.  He made it out unscathed. One of his girlfriends could see his driveway from her upstairs bathroom.  They didn't live that close to each other but he lived on Padre Island and there just happened to be a clear view down the main canal and across several empty lots across the half mile or so to the front of dad's house.  My dad noted she had a pair of binoculars in this upstairs bathroom. She obviously was aware of who and when his other pieces were at his house so most of the time he stayed at their houses.  Dad finally ended all but one of these relationships.  He told me that he couldn't handle the stress of juggling these ladies and it was causing his hair to fall out.

From what I've seen, old dudes are players.  The numbers work decisively in their favor at that point in life and they can just go from woman to woman.

On 2/4/2022 at 10:35 AM, Murfdogg21 said:

She was in the bottom quartile of Boise cheerleaders based on her IG photos. Maybe Harsin does have an eye for late blooming talent. 

She’s not hot. She is very much a AT&T Lily clone, which means she’s plump and has dark eyes. Way too much for that age. I realize your wife has evolved to Skeletor, but side piece is a one night deal and you block her number - not a girl you drag to the South from weird ass Boise. 

14 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

From what I've seen, old dudes are players.  The numbers work decisively in their favor at that point in life and they can just go from woman to woman.

This was about 25 years ago so he was in his mid 50's. I used to say there was no way any girls my age would put up with any of the shit he was managing to pull off. He would just respond that the years, age, divorces had a way of curing people of expectations.  

19 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

She’s not hot. She is very much a AT&T Lily clone, which means she’s plump and has dark eyes. Way too much for that age. I realize your wife has evolved to Skeletor, but side piece is a one night deal and you block her number - not a girl you drag to the South from weird ass Boise. 

In my observation over the years, men don't generally "cheat up" from their wives.

1 minute ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

In my observation over the years, men don't generally "cheat up" from their wives.

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. What is key above all is that it’s different. 

But you don’t give them jobs and move them across the country with their weird names. He’s an idiot. 

1 hour ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

After my dad's second divorce he was juggling 3 or 4 different women.  He would spend the weekend with one then Sunday evening part ways and spend a couple days with the next one and so on. One day I went with him and one of his girlfriends to the grocery store. I walked off to go find something, saw one of his other girlfriends down another isle (one who he had just spent the weekend with and dropped off a few hours prior) and went back to my dad to discreetly let him know Linda was 3 isles over.  He immediately announced we had enough groceries and it was time to check out. Which totally wasn't suspicious at all considering we were only about half way through the store but his companion didn't seem to suspect anything.  He made it out unscathed. One of his girlfriends could see his driveway from her upstairs bathroom.  They didn't live that close to each other but he lived on Padre Island and there just happened to be a clear view down the main canal and across several empty lots across the half mile or so to the front of dad's house.  My dad noted she had a pair of binoculars in this upstairs bathroom. She obviously was aware of who and when his other pieces were at his house so most of the time he stayed at their houses.  Dad finally ended all but one of these relationships.  He told me that he couldn't handle the stress of juggling these ladies and it was causing his hair to fall out.

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