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17 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I can’t believe they didn’t hire Hugh Freeze last time when they hired Harsin, and I guess I’ll be similarly shocked when they don’t hire him this time.  He’s the most Auburn coach ever, and he would win until he is forced out for cheating or some other scandal.  But that will be years from now, and is the Auburn way.  The coaches they don’t like are the ones who AREN’T shady scoundrels.

They hired Bruce Pearl whose baggage is like a steamer trunk compared to Freeze's small carry on bag. 

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

HaHaHaHa

Someone jumped the gun on Wikipedia

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I wasn't counting interim's. Good grief.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm not sold on Deon being a successful coach at a major program.  I don't think Jackson State is a good measuring stick for the likes of Auburn.  And I haven't done a deep dive into the history of the most successful coaches, but it seems awfully rare that one of the true greats as a player finds anything close to that level of success as a coach.

But Auburn is pretty fucking stupid as an institution, so who knows.

Deon seems like an inspirational leader that today's players can relate to, almost like a father figure.  He feels more authentic than the usual retreads. While I think what he has accomplished is fairly amazing, I agree that it may not necessarily translate into a big, complex of world of major college football. I sure wish him success! 

50 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Deon seems like an inspirational leader that today's players can relate to, almost like a father figure.  He feels more authentic than the usual retreads. While I think what he has accomplished is fairly amazing, I agree that it may not necessarily translate into a big, complex of world of major college football. I sure wish him success! 

Is this sarcasm?  Deion Sanders is a terrible human being.  If you would like evidence that he is a terrible human being, just google Deion Sanders charter school.  If you’re lazy, see below.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2016/02/02/the-spectacular-collapse-of-deion-sanders-prime-prep-academy/?outputType=amp

^ Man they didn’t come here to play school.

4 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

Call me...

 

 

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Honestly, Tom would do a hell of a lot better than Harsin. With his scrappy underdog schtick, he’d get his team up for the Iron Bowl. And Auburn wouldn’t be nearly as embarrassed by his antics.

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Is this sarcasm?  Deion Sanders is a terrible human being.  If you would like evidence that he is a terrible human being, just google Deion Sanders charter school.  If you’re lazy, see below.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2016/02/02/the-spectacular-collapse-of-deion-sanders-prime-prep-academy/?outputType=amp

Life is complex, as are people. Maybe he did something bad. Now he is doing something awesome, in my opinion. Cheers.  

2 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Bill o Brien it is

You shut your whore mouth. 😉

 

I just say, NOOOOOOOOOO, to Balls on Chin O’Brien.

So how what was the relationship between Harsin and his players?  Will they be depressed and lay an egg against aggy, or will they be relieved, play loose, and move the ags one step closer to bowl ineligibility?  

6 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Life is complex, as are people. Maybe he did something bad. Now he is doing something awesome, in my opinion. Cheers.  

Deion can go fuck himself.

54 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Deion can go fuck himself.

He said nice things about you. 

Just now, TreatyOak said:

He said nice things about you. 

I’m quite certain he said whatever he thought would benefit him the most today, with little thought about tomorrow.  He’s a conman with football credibility.   I can certainly see how viewed from afar this might seem like a feel good story.  Don’t be fooled about what Deion is, he is about the glorification of Deion and grifting every dollar he can grift along the way.

Harsin at Auburn always felt like a weird fit. You better have serious coaching chops to overcome it ala Kelly at LSU. 
 

I know he some stink on him right now, but Auburn should hire Rhule. They’re just going to embarrass themselves chasing Kiffin. 

Ole miss folks swear up and down that freeze fell on the sword for the program and that it was really Huston nutt’s wrong doings. 

25 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m quite certain he said whatever he thought would benefit him the most today, with little thought about tomorrow.  He’s a conman with football credibility.   I can certainly see how viewed from afar this might seem like a feel good story.  Don’t be fooled about what Deion is, he is about the glorification of Deion and grifting every dollar he can grift along the way.

You just described Jimbo, Orgeron, Herman, and probably half the guys who have ever coached football. 

3 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

You just described Jimbo, Orgeron, Herman, and probably half the guys who have ever coached football. 

LOL. 

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12 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

So how what was the relationship between Harsin and his players?  Will they be depressed and lay an egg against aggy, or will they be relieved, play loose, and move the ags one step closer to bowl ineligibility?  

You just described the perfect Win Win. Fuck both programs.

10 hours ago, bluto said:

Ole miss folks swear up and down that freeze fell on the sword for the program and that it was really Huston nutt’s wrong doings. 

Are those Ole Miss folks named Freeze by any chance? Dude was dirty and got caught. It happens. Put the collar on your neck and own it:

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2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Someone, somewhere thought that was a flattering picture.

Someone needs to photoshop a possum into that pic.

2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Someone, somewhere thought that was a flattering picture.

Considering that Jimbo is now 3X larger, it is.

16 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

He’s the most Auburn coach ever, and he would win until he is forced out for cheating or some other scandal.  But that will be years from now, and is the Auburn way.  The coaches they don’t like are the ones who AREN’T shady scoundrels.

After the past 13 years, I have become ethically ambivalent about “cheating” in college sports. Nobody really polices it and it’s never going to stop. Now with NIL it is quasi-legalized. Does anyone not think of Reggie Bush as a 2004 champion and a Heisman winner, and are Trojan fans’ happy memories less meaningful to them today? Do Auburn fans (or anyone really) give a crap about Cam’s dad getting $200k or just remember they won? Winning the right way is best, but winning via cheating is probably better (at least in real time) than going 5-7 every year and no longer feeling confident or caring when your team plays Iowa State and Kansas. 

17 minutes ago, Deej said:

Someone needs to photoshop a possum into that pic.

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Bryan Harsin not at Auburn

Say what you will about ex-corch Harsin, he got those fuckers ready to play in last year's Iron Bowl. But for Bryce Young's heroics in the last minute of regulation and four fucking overtimes, Auburn wins that game, with a gimpy qb, no less, and the Unwashed Philistine Hottentots rush the field like maggots on a two-day old skwushed possum on U.S. 82. I still remember with not a little pleasure, how Harsin noticeably smirked when Bama failed to convert on 4th and 1 with about three minutes to go in regulation. That was his mistake - the football gods don't like smirking before 0:00. It is written.

Prime is 7 years older than Sark. Let’s not treat him as a young coach.

12 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

Say what you will about ex-corch Harsin, he got those fuckers ready to play in last year's Iron Bowl. But for Bryce Young's heroics in the last minute of regulation and four fucking overtimes, Auburn wins that game, with a gimpy qb, no less, and the Unwashed Philistine Hottentots rush the field like maggots on a two-day old skwushed possum on U.S. 82. I still remember with not a little pleasure, how Harsin noticeably smirked when Bama failed to convert on 4th and 1 with about three minutes to go in regulation. That was his mistake - the football gods don't like smirking before 0:00. It is written.

Let’s not pretend the tide fans are any better.  I was at the championship game in Pasadena. I saw you people. 

2 minutes ago, Eugene11 said:

Let’s not pretend the tide fans are any better.  I was at the championship game in Pasadena. I saw you people. 

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  • immamac changed the title to Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
2 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

Say what you will about ex-corch Harsin, he got those fuckers ready to play in last year's Iron Bowl. But for Bryce Young's heroics in the last minute of regulation and four fucking overtimes, Auburn wins that game, with a gimpy qb, no less, and the Unwashed Philistine Hottentots rush the field like maggots on a two-day old skwushed possum on U.S. 82. I still remember with not a little pleasure, how Harsin noticeably smirked when Bama failed to convert on 4th and 1 with about three minutes to go in regulation. That was his mistake - the football gods don't like smirking before 0:00. It is written.

Their dumbass RB running out of bounds on their last drive when they could have run out the clock didn't help matters.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Their dumbass RB running out of bounds on their last drive when they could have run out the clock didn't help matters.

Long game. He wanted Harsin out.

16 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

LOL. 

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Short legs-  check

Fat gut-  check

Wide, child baring hips-  check

 

Paging Vic! 

Prime is 7 years older than Sark. Let’s not treat him as a young coach.

Black don’t crack.
21 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Life is complex, as are people. Maybe he did something bad. Now he is doing something awesome, in my opinion. Cheers.  

 

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Freeze:  "What was that red headed strippers name again ??"

23 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Is this sarcasm?  Deion Sanders is a terrible human being.  If you would like evidence that he is a terrible human being, just google Deion Sanders charter school.  If you’re lazy, see below.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2016/02/02/the-spectacular-collapse-of-deion-sanders-prime-prep-academy/?outputType=amp

Listen to what this terrible human being had to say today. Total jackass telling his kids to think hard about who they associate with and the kind of life they want. 
 

 

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Their dumbass RB running out of bounds on their last drive when they could have run out the clock didn't help matters.

True dat.

8 hours ago, Eugene11 said:

Let’s not pretend the tide fans are any better.  I was at the championship game in Pasadena. I saw you people. 

I was there too. I saw 60/40 Horns fans, a great site, a beautiful day, two well-coached teams playing hard. Even after Colt went down, Squints brought Texas back within 3 and Texas had big momentum. One more long pass to Shipley and you guys are in FG range and if the kick’s made, we go to O/T where anything goes. The sack-fumble changed all that. I didn’t see any Bama fans storming the field. If you’re saying we’re “no better” than Aubies that’s your prerogative. I respectfully disagree.

There were 3 wasted Bama fans in front of me.  The girl had a pompom that she kept shaking at everyone.  A Texas lady in front of her finally had enough.  She turned around and told her if she put that pompom in her face one more time she was gonna take it and shove it up her ass.  They behaved better after that.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

3 wasted Bama fans

Are there any other kind?

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16 hours ago, Helobious said:

Listen to what this terrible human being had to say today. Total jackass telling his kids to think hard about who they associate with and the kind of life they want. 
 

 

Was that really that inspirational of a speech? Was it truly moving? Or just a sneaky way for him to tell his players they aren't leaving their hotel room in Houston?

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12 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Was that really that inspirational of a speech? Was it truly moving? Or just a sneaky way for him to tell his players they aren't leaving their hotel room in Houston?

It’s not that it’s inspirational, it’s just an important message a lot of people need to hear, especially anyone from an unideal  background that has had or wants to have success. 

47 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s not that it’s inspirational, it’s just an important message a lot of people need to hear, especially anyone from an unideal  background that has had or wants to have success. 

Just had to make sure the camera was rolling first.

Was that really that inspirational of a speech? Was it truly moving? Or just a sneaky way for him to tell his players they aren't leaving their hotel room in Houston?

I thought it a good speech to his players explaining why they need to break away from low lifes and hangers on and focus on themselves. He is able to talk to his players more bluntly than a white coach. If that had been Jimbo or Brian Kelly it would have gone over like a turd in a punch bowl.
36 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


If that had been Jimbo or Brian Kelly it would have gone over like a turd in a punch bowl.

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