February 8, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said: Many are in fact fat but others were just needy and extremely oral.
February 8, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said: Pros are better and cheaper in the long run and they don’t show up at your house at 2 am drunk and throwing high heeled shoes at your bedroom window. ...so long as the check doesn't bounce.
February 8, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said: Ok. So… how many years makes sense for 100+? 100 days ?
February 8, 20223 yr 15 minutes ago, Parliament said: ...so long as the check doesn't bounce. No one in that scene has ever taken checks. Cash, always cash. Don't Venmo that shit, either.
February 8, 20223 yr shit man. I know of a chick who’s dad caught her and her BF doing the same thing and her daddy killed him. coulda been crazier. Just sayinA company I worked for had a regional manager in East Tennessee. His daughter hooked up with a black guy against his wishes. He blew the kid’s head off with a shotgun in front of his daughter. Got life no parole on a plea. So stupid. Horrible.
February 8, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Tex Long said: Had a teammate senior year of HS who was all-state HB. He was as close to being a "beautiful" man as anyone I've ever seen: curly hair, gorgeous physique (and natural, too, dude never worked out), handsome face, straightest whiteist teeth... Every female who saw him, from eight to eighty, just melted. When he mowed the lawn for his mom, women would drive around the block to get enough courage up to ask his mom how much her yard boy charged. He miled a lot, too. He was our cruisin' partner, 'cause he was an infallible chick magnet at any drive-in. OK, OK, TMI. One unfortunate Friday (for him) he was plowing up the South Forty on the wife of one of the local deputies. Deputy had told her they had an event to work at, (prolly at Tojo Nunally's Coal Yard... Friday night was cock fights, illegal but condoned as long as the Sheriff and the Boys got a taste. He wanted to pick up something at the house first, which was why he walked in the door at 1800 instead of tomorrow morning. Deputy heard what he later called "unseemly noises" coming from upstairs. He ran upstairs, got out his .38 Special, kicked open the door, and as the male participant in the unseemly noise-making leaped at him from the bed, put two rounds in him, one in his heart and one in his left lung. He was dead before he hit the floor. Deputy threw a towel to his wife, told her to wrap up but not clean off, went back downstairs, called the Sheriff and told him what happened, "I went home before heading for the job, and Thank God, because my wife was being attacked by a naked rapist. I tried to subdue him; he tried to get my service weapon, but I got it first. Unfortunately it discharged twice, striking him both times. He appears to dead. Both my wife and I need help."
February 8, 20223 yr 16 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said: No one in that scene has ever taken checks. Cash, always cash. Don't Venmo that shit, either. Jerry Springer begs to differ. Quote Then, the whole story came out when Springer voluntarily testified in court in Kentucky. He said his conscience drove him to contact the FBI after he paid for prostitutes with two personal checks in December 1973 and January 1974.
February 8, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said: 10 per year over 10 years would get you to 100. Damn math majors always showing off.
February 8, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said: The formula -- works both legally and logically. Half your age, plus 7. Impossible to go to jail and it just makes sense. When you are 50, you might think you want to be tapping 19 year old ass, but you really don't. 32-year-olds? Hell yeah. I prefer the formula your age/2 + 21 - half your age it is also always legal
February 8, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I prefer the formula your age/2 + 21 - half your age it is also always legal
February 8, 20223 yr 26 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I prefer the formula your age/2 + 21 - half your age it is also always legal wait, is there an order of operations thing here? Is it 2 or 144?
February 8, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, You don't know me said: Yeah, pimps is an ugly word. Love brokers is much better. 3 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said: Beat me to it. I loved this (shitty 80's) movie.
February 9, 20223 yr 29 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said: wait, is there an order of operations thing here? Is it 2 or 144? Just hold on a sec. We might have to do it a few times until we know it by heart, but this is defiantly a “baby/bath water” problem
February 9, 20223 yr Popular Post I was all “hey, looks like something happening in the Harsin thread” then it’s really a bunch of posts about shooting people and statutory rape
February 9, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said: statutory rape Can’t play the field if you don’t scrape a knee /ufeelme
February 9, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said: wait, is there an order of operations thing here? Is it 2 or 144? Is it dos or gross?
February 9, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Droopy said: Beat me to it. I loved this (shitty 80's) movie. Shitty? Shelley Long actually being hot and her hot ass prostitute buddies. Peak Michael Keaton and Henry Winkler. ”Looooove brokers! Hahahahaha!” You’re just wrong man
February 9, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said: Shitty? Shelley Long actually being hot and her hot ass prostitute buddies. Peak Michael Keaton and Henry Winkler. ”Looooove brokers! Hahahahaha!” You’re just wrong man
February 9, 20223 yr Shitty? Shelley Long actually being hot and her hot ass prostitute buddies. Peak Michael Keaton and Henry Winkler. ”Looooove brokers! Hahahahaha!” You’re just wrong man Put mayonnaise in the cans ! “Call starkist “Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
February 9, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, Doc Reeves said: Ok. So… how many years makes sense for 100+? Wade Boggs to the white courtesy phone.
February 9, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I prefer the formula your age/2 + 21 - half your age it is also always legal
February 9, 20223 yr 20 minutes ago, tejas60 said: Wade Boggs to the white courtesy phone. Point taken. But the same info could be framed: regular Dude who was married to posters wife’s friend has affairs on the level of Wade Boggs Edited February 9, 20223 yr by Doc Reeves
February 9, 20223 yr Sounds like we got a lot of mathematics fuckboys who like laying the pipe with super hot young gash.
February 9, 20223 yr 41 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said: #superhotyounggash good band name You put a .com on that, and I’ll show you $1Million
February 9, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, Steel Shank said: Sounds like we got a lot of mathematics fuckboys who like laying the pipe with super hot young gash. Chicks dig guys with math skills.
February 9, 20223 yr 14 hours ago, mr. sunshine said: Shitty? Shelley Long actually being hot and her hot ass prostitute buddies. Peak Michael Keaton and Henry Winkler. ”Looooove brokers! Hahahahaha!” You’re just wrong man Agree. Was also one of Kevin Cosners first movies
February 9, 20223 yr So he hasn't been fired yet? Aubirn boosters are notching a back stabbing they conceived themselves.
February 9, 20223 yr 15 minutes ago, Parliament said: So he hasn't been fired yet? Aubirn boosters are notching a back stabbing they conceived themselves.
February 9, 20223 yr Popular Post On 2/7/2022 at 5:01 PM, Dennis Taylor said: This is begging for @RamjetFDO to add the sidepiece , maybe in a nurse's outfit...???
February 9, 20223 yr Why even bother with board categories? Why even separate sewage from drinking water?
February 9, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, TreatyOak said: Eating chocolate donuts while coaching a ballgame and having some chick ride cowgirl >>> coaching a ballgame and having some chick ride cowgirl
February 10, 20223 yr On 2/8/2022 at 6:26 PM, Pig Bellmont said: I was all “hey, looks like something happening in the Harsin thread” then it’s really a bunch of posts about shooting people and statutory rape What else do you come to surly for?
February 10, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said: Plot. Thickens. It looks like Auburn is trying to find a way out of his buyout. Harsin is not going to cooperate and his side piece will not as well. I wonder if Harsin has to cooperate since he signed a contract before the new policy was put into place. My gut says they can't retroactively put new conditions on his contract without his consent. This looks like an old west stare down over buyout money.
February 10, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, RabidM said: This looks like an old west stare down over buyout money. Yep. And harsin is going to lawyer up and say ’prove it’. Part of me thinks he’s like Dexter and has everything already planned out 3 and 4 steps ahead.
February 10, 20223 yr No matter how bad our football program has been run, we can rest assured that another one has been run worse.
February 10, 20223 yr 13 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said: No matter how bad our football program has been run, we can rest assured that another one has been run worse. Has it really?
February 10, 20223 yr 32 minutes ago, RabidM said: This looks like an old west stare down over buyout money.
February 10, 20223 yr No matter how bad our football program has been run, we can rest assured that another one has been run worse. Incorrect.
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