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Mr. Floppy FTW

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4 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I often watch Al’s lecture to the newspaper editor after Al slapped him. One unique set of ethics, for sure. 

I love that part.  At first Al seems like he's just a ruthless criminal.  As the show goes, you realize he likes and respects the entrepreneurial types like Merrick, Nutall, Ellsworth, Wu, Joanie, even Sol that take a chance and claim their own stake.  He's wary of Bullock and Tolliver because they seem to want to control other people.  It's why he despises Hearst.  

25 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Unforgivable to leave these two off my list:

 

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Mr. Al Bundy for sure, and love Leslie, but his TV run wasn't long enough to put him in the top tier IMO.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Mr. Al Bundy for sure, and love Leslie, but his TV run wasn't long enough to put him in the top tier IMO.

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3 minutes ago, Capt. Squints said:

Bret and Bart Maverick

Floyd Lawson

Rowdy Yates

Hop Sing

Paladin

Hey Boy

10 minutes ago, RPM said:

Paladin

Hey Boy

Yep, and I'll raise you with Josh Randall and Johnny Yuma.

 

Just now, Capt. Squints said:

Yep, and I'll raise you with Josh Randall and Johnny Yuma.

 

Buck Cannon

Manolito Montoya

8 minutes ago, RPM said:

Buck Cannon

Manolito Montoya

Yancy Derringer

Amos Burke

Officer Gunther Toody

Lester Gruber

1 minute ago, Capt. Squints said:

Yancy Derringer

Amos Burke

Officer Gunther Toody

Lester Gruber

Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke

Corporal Randolph Agarn

Captain Wilton Parmenter

Wrangler Jane

25 minutes ago, RPM said:

Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke

Corporal Randolph Agarn

Captain Wilton Parmenter

Wrangler Jane

Jason McCord

Uncle Fester

Stymie

Lucas McCain

In no particular order...

Dan Fielding

Alex P. Keaton

Archie Bunker

Roy Kent

Coach Eric Taylor / Tami Taylor

Admiral Percy Fitzwallace

Colonel Samuel Flagg

Jim Brockmire

Arthur Fonzarelli

Dr. Sam Beckett

18 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jim Brockmire

Can't believe I left this off my list of names I hadn't seen. He's easily Top 5 for me...well, seasons 1-3 anyway.

There are a lot of great shows with a lot of great characters. If I'm being honest, though, I think I agree with whoever said Homer J Simpson. 

A good sidebar to the original question would be what if you had to limit it to just one from each show? None of this Stringer Bell, Omar, Vondas and McNulty's ex wife BS. I don't know who I would name in The Wire. Possibly Bubs. 

Seinfeld - It's definitely gotta be George but you have to give a nod to Kramer's complete zaniness. 

BB - I might say that the best character in BB is Saul, but the best character in Saul is Mike. 

Thrones - clearly Tyrion

BH 90210 - clearly Steve Sanders

Justified - have to give Boyd the nod over Raylan

He's here! He's there!
He's every-fucking-where!
Roy Kent, Roy Kent

(ok, he's not the greatest, but since I'm late to the game, the best answers have already been taken; and I'll use any excuse to sing the song)

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9 hours ago, RPM said:

Lucas McCain

In college we’d try to get supper together by 6 because that coincided with  Rifleman reruns 

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9 hours ago, RPM said:

Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke

Corporal Randolph Agarn

Captain Wilton Parmenter

Wrangler Jane

Story goes that Tucker was packing a major hog.  He and Milton Berle used to refer to themselves as "The Long Schlong Club of Beverly Hills". 

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Maybe not the greatest, but...

 

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13 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Unforgivable to leave these two off my list:

 

 

 

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strong to very strong choice.

 

"Its not the dress that makes you look fat, its the fat that makes you look fat."

 

 

Joe Friday

3 hours ago, Brandywine said:

David Addison

Maddie Hayes

Herbert Viola and Agnes DiPesto would like to have a word with you.

No one expects Cardinal Ximénez

 

 

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On 8/23/2021 at 9:35 PM, Bogeywon said:

1. Tony soprano 

In no order

don Draper 

Stringer bell

walter white

Leon black

george castanza (spelling?)

 

Add Homer to that list and it's perfect.  Especially with TS at the top and the rest below.

15 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

Pam Poovey


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You mean Lou Ann Poovey ?

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On 8/25/2021 at 5:29 PM, Gil Bang said:

Story goes that Tucker was packing a major hog.  He and Milton Berle used to refer to themselves as "The Long Schlong Club of Beverly Hills". 

Yeah, quoting myself.  The Sopranos thread sent me down a rabbit hole.  Came up with this:

 

 

 

Solid entries so far. Jack Donaghy is my favorite. Missing from the list is 

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