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They gave Kunt Bowels entirely too much airtime in this first ep. Other than that, loved every second.

what the ever loving fuck was that painting in the background of the brian robison interviews?

if that dude really has that hanging up in his living room...respect.

50 minutes ago, ztejas said:

"Only steers and queers come from Texas"

They could use another L. 

LOL 😂 When I was in Columbus walking down frat row to the state run liquor store (cause Ohio) I got hit with that line. I then asked him if he was a Full Metal Jacket fan and that I bet he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. OSU fans were the worst shit talkers they could only break out a couple of lines and would back off the second you stood up to their horseshit.

I will say going to Columbus in 2006 with the Michigan faithful was night and day cause the Wolverine fans knew how to cope much better.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

cause the Wolverine fans knew how to cope much better.

If only they could display it on the field. 

We have more wins against tOSU since 2003 than Michigan does. Oof.

14 minutes ago, sidis said:

what the ever loving fuck was that painting in the background of the brian robison interviews?

if that dude really has that hanging up in his living room...respect.

You need to capitalize Mr Robison you son of a bitch. He's a god damn legend

That was damn riveting!  I can hardly wait to see how it all turns out!!!

“Not what you want to hear as a coach”

You’re fucking lucky he won you the only hardware of your career

36 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

“Not what you want to hear as a coach”

You’re fucking lucky he won you the only hardware of your career

Coach softcock

So glad Reggie won that Heisman.

Also - where does that Colorado game rank in biggest college football ass whippings ever? 

Just now, ztejas said:

Also - where does that Colorado game rank in biggest college football ass whippings ever? 

Up there this century for sure. OU vs aggy 77-0 as well

23 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

You need to capitalize Mr Robison you son of a bitch. He's a god damn legend

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Is there a torrent of these up online?

Does anyone have a transferable link for Episode 2? Asking for Horns friends without LHN.

29 minutes ago, SEC said:

Is there a torrent of these up online?

 

1 minute ago, msucolt45 said:

Does anyone have a transferable link for Episode 2? Asking for Horns friends without LHN.

Can you 2 not use your parent's cable login like an adult? 

The handouts around here...

I have LHN, but my Dad doesn’t. He switched providers last year not knowing they didn’t carry LHN. It’s a struggle each week, so I try to send him (and a couple others) anything I can that isn’t on “regular” TV. Try telling someone damn near 80 how to stream stuff or just “look online”.

It was a beating all last baseball season - trust me. I’ve told him about ESPN + and the App for his phone/IPad, but it isn’t good enough. When I explained that I had HBO Max on my phone/computer to watch Hard Knocks (Cowboys), but not on my TV, he started to understand.

3 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I have LHN, but my Dad doesn’t. He switched providers last year not knowing they didn’t carry LHN. It’s a struggle each week, so I try to send him (and a couple others) anything I can that isn’t on “regular” TV. Try telling someone damn near 80 how to stream stuff or just “look online”.

Yeah - I don't know. I haven't torrented anything in awhile but I'm sure it will pop up at some point. Trying to guide your pops through that process sounds awful, though. Besides that or catching it on LHN I'm not sure. I know sometimes the ESPN app lets you replay previously aired events, but that would require your login and him navigating their shittastic interface correctly. 

If I'm being honest - for non Horns fans I wouldn't think it's anything special - sounds like your dad might be a Texas fan though? A bunch of reminiscing and reliving the glory days with some new tidbits thrown in. Entertaining enough for college football fans but nowhere near some of the better 30 for 30s when it comes to pure entertainment value. 

29 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

Can you 2 not use your parent's cable login like an adult? 

The handouts around here...

I want a permanent copy, prick.

Dad played for Coach Royal (60-63), but he’s starting to get to that age where you just have to “present” the material, instead of directions on how to find it.

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Hince my avatar- Dad is in the top left corner of the ‘63 National Championship Team pic.

4 minutes ago, SEC said:

I want a permanent copy, prick.

Do you want me to take 10 seconds to search it on TPB for you? Because you could have done that yourself and been spared me busting your balls. 

For you youngsters out there, this is what VY swagger looks like when he’s on a national championship run and about to go run a train on Oklahoma’s ass.

 

I think we need to build a Steve McNair statue. 

Great man. And not because of Vince.
3 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Great man. And not because of Vince.

Up until his psycho bitch mistress shot him in his sleep. I had forgotten how he died and looked it up yesterday and my eyes got a little wet. 

But seriously... he may have kept VY from transferring. Set up a fucking scholarship for his kids or some shit. 

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Good a place as any for this I suppose:

Dave Dameshek asks Brady Quinn on a podcast what would have happened if the Bush Push hadn't occurred, what happens rest of the season:

BQ: "Well, we would have played for that national championship - we would have played Texas"

DD: "Right. And how do you feel that game would have went?"

BQ: "Well, it wouldn't have been a good one"

Lol. Props to BQ

 

 

 

It’s nothing I didn’t know or haven’t seen before. Still, I can’t wait for tonight.

8 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

For you youngsters out there, this is what VY swagger looks like when he’s on a national championship run and about to go run a train on Oklahoma’s ass.

 

I always loved this clip. 

Vince: "UT we like to"

Team: "Get crunk, get crunk" 

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8 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

For you youngsters out there, this is what VY swagger looks like when he’s on a national championship run and about to go run a train on Oklahoma’s ass.

 

Fucking Vince, man. I thank God every day for the sun rising, good parents, good food and Vince Young. Watched him at Madison all the way through his last game in the NFL. I could die 100 years from now and still believe that he is hands down the greatest college football player I was ever fortunate enough to watch. That dude and that team washed away a lot of CFB pain for so many long-suffering fans. 

I thank God every day for the oxford comma.

Absolutely loving this show and especially going back chronologically/game by game through the seasons.  I have LHN but I am also wondering if there is a an intravenous delivery method. 

9 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

After two episodes I think it's fair to ask:

 

Great show?

 

 

OR

 

 

Greatest show?

Just great. It would be the greatest if they edited out Kurt. Or killed him onscreen 

16 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

I thank God every day for the oxford comma.

I also thank God every day for getting the opportunity to troll people with strong opinions on AP versus MLA styling. 

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

So glad Reggie won that Heisman.

Seriously, this.

My (soon to be homeless) kids cancelled the recording for episode 2. How the hell can I stream it? Maybe I just have to wait for the re-air. I cant find it on watch espn.

 

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

Also - where does that Colorado game rank in biggest college football ass whippings ever? 

  I honestly felt bad for the Buffs. The Horns were trying to leave no doubt who was the best team in the country, and Colorado just happened to be on the other side of the ball. No matter WHO the opponent was that day they were getting ran up in. It just wasn't their day.

46 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Fucking Vince, man. I thank God every day for the sun rising, good parents, good food and Vince Young. Watched him at Madison all the way through his last game in the NFL. I could die 100 years from now and still believe that he is hands down the greatest college football player I was ever fortunate enough to watch. That dude and that team washed away a lot of CFB pain for so many long-suffering fans. 

In my opinion he’s the best college football player I’ve ever seen.  No disrespect to Ricky or any of the other greats I’ve been able to watch, but Vince was magic.

23 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

My (soon to be homeless) kids cancelled the recording for episode 2. How the hell can I stream it? Maybe I just have to wait for the re-air. I cant find it on watch espn.

 

Ep. 1 is down in the On Demand section, guessing there's a 24-hr blackout after content airs live. Don't see it again in the schedule until tonight, they're showing all three in order with Ep. 3 premiering at 8pm.

1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

My (soon to be homeless) kids cancelled the recording for episode 2. How the hell can I stream it? Maybe I just have to wait for the re-air. I cant find it on watch espn.

 

Not sure since I don't have a guy handy, but it may air again tonight before part 3.

Edit: Super Sport beat me to it.

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"We got a little bit of work left here, Gene"

Awesome. 

Can someone get the screenshot of the loser Aggy fan with the "Win it all Horns!" sign at Kyle Field. 
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