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https://nypost.com/2018/05/10/hitler-loving-stalker-sent-guy-65k-texts-after-one-date-cops/

An Arizona woman who called herself the “new Hitler” was busted this week for allegedly stalking a man — and sending him over 65,000 text messages in less than a year — after they went on a single date, according to reports.

Jacqueline Ades of Phoenix was arrested Tuesday and slapped with charges of threatening and intimating, stalking and harassment.

A month ago, the unidentified man called Paradise Valley cops when surveillance footage showed her taking a bath in his tub when he was away on a trip.

Ades, 31 — who authorities said had a butcher knife in her car — was arrested but later released and never showed up for her court date.

On Tuesday, she went to the man’s place of work in Scottsdale, and was escorted from the building. Paradise Valley cops got wind of the incident, and busted her in Phoenix. Ades — who told cops she was the victim’s wife — is being held without bond.

According to court records, Ades became obsessed — visiting the man’s home and office and inundating his phone with texts, sometimes 500 in just one day, after she met him last summer through an online dating website, AZCentral.com reported.

Last summer, the victim reportedly called the cops when he found Ades parked outside his home. Officers escorted her off the property.

Ades allegedly proceeded to send the man alarming texts following the incident.

“Oh what would I do w ur blood! … Id wanna bathe in it,” one text said, according to AZCentral.com, citing court documents.

According to the news outlet, Ades called herself the “new Hitler” in another text.

In another message, Ades alleged wrote: “Don’t ever try to leave me…I’ll kill you…I don’t wanna be a murderer.”

Ades told cops that she never wanted to hurt the man and sent the messages because she did not want him to leave her, AZCentral.com reported.

 

 

 

 

"A month ago, the unidentified man called Paradise Valley cops when surveillance footage showed her taking a bath in his tub when he was away on a trip."

 

He has a camera in his bathroom? This man fucks

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

She got the crazy eyes.

Eye. The other one is trying to get the fuck out

36 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

"A month ago, the unidentified man called Paradise Valley cops when surveillance footage showed her taking a bath in his tub when he was away on a trip."

 

He has a camera in his bathroom? This man fucks

I'm going to guess she does, too.

She sent home 65,000 text in less than a year and the first time he called the police was a month ago?  He should have gotten a restraining order long before it escalated to her b&e.   

35 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

She got the crazy eyes.

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Held without bond? Approaching defeated as close as ever. The judge will decide for us.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

“If she hates Jews, she screws.”

Proceed with caution if she brings up "running a train"

15 hours ago, SDG said:

She sent home 65,000 text in less than a year and the first time he called the police was a month ago?  He should have gotten a restraining order long before it escalated to her b&e.   

After the first 1,000 or so I think I would block her number.

She does sort of look like Hitler.  Just needs the stash I think.

What fucked up her face (and potentially behavior)?

Genetics 2:1

Car Wreck 4:1

Kick from horse/mule 6:1

Falling 12:1

Previous victim 20:1

Field: 25:1

49 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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Would

Interview

https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-accused-sending-man-65-141618298.html

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Jacqueline Claire Ades, of Phoenix, told KPHO that she believed she'd found her ideal match before allegedly threatening to kill him and wear his body parts and bathe in his blood.

Ades, 31, is also accused of breaking into the man's home and showing up at his workplace, claiming to be his wife.

"I felt like I met my soul mate and everything was just the way it was and I thought we would just do what everybody else did and we’d just like get married and everything would be fine," she said. 

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 ...before allegedly threatening to kill him and wear his body parts and bathe in his blood.


With this one, I think it's more of a PROMISE.
11 hours ago, d.plainview872 said:

I had a girl tell me she would bite my dick off if I ever made her mad.

What did you do to piss her off?

On 5/11/2018 at 5:47 AM, HenryJames said:

“If she hates Jews, she screws.”

 

On 5/11/2018 at 7:17 AM, Blotto said:

Proceed with caution if she brings up "running a train"

Very well-done back-to-back posts.

  • 7 months later...
On 5/18/2018 at 1:55 AM, d.plainview872 said:

Nothing. My dick is still here.

"Well.... most of it"

- @d.plainview872

 

 

 

The guy works in Scottsdale, lives in Paradise Valley, and he's scouring the online dating scene?

Must be one helluva good looking fella.

  • 3 years later...

That is the type of woman who will shove her tongue into your ass.

Missed this one the first time around. @lilMAC25 bored on a Saturday morning, mining Surly archives. 

Missed this one the first time around. [mention=6519]lilMAC25[/mention] bored on a Saturday morning, mining Surly archives. 

So, I hope he’s back in the archives, what does lilmac think about the Tom Herman hire?
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


So, I hope he’s back in the archives, what does lilmac think about the Tom Herman hire?

Light centuries better than the Charlie Strong hire. Not good enough for TEXAS though (easy call in hindsight).

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Missed this one the first time around. @lilMAC25 bored on a Saturday morning, mining Surly archives. 

I was digging for a thread where I said something along the lines of “women will put up with insane amounts of shit for whatever reason” so that I could flesh out the story that I had vaguely laid out when I found this awesome thread.

5 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

That is the type of woman who will shove her tongue into your ass.

nah. you just need to find a girl who isn’t a prude. 

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