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In case anyone wants to take a smoke break from Fight Club, here's the front page banner from that FLCCC website:

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Notice the only specific product mentioned?  Nothing for Regeneron, Remdesivir, HCQ, etc.?

Boy, it's a mystery.  Truly odd.  Maybe the website isn't complete?

Hopefully Cam, Lamar, Kirk Cousins, and Tannehill will be let go from their teams. Basketball season about to start so we shall see if there are forfeits. It’s a “ “personal” choice. Dumb fuckers all of them. 

13 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Confused Gary Coleman GIF

 

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

In case anyone wants to take a smoke break from Fight Club

The first rule of Fight Club is bring your IQ test score to Fight Club. 

13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


And at the end of this goddamn parade of idiocy it crossed your mind that you might have to take it. Amirite?

Seriously, this has been one of the funniest things I've read in a very long time. Kudos to Alphahorn for the laughs.

No, from the dumbasses that might want it. Luckily most of the ones that are tempted by such things aren't particularly savvy about things like "active ingredients" or apparently "not for human consumption".

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This thread is proof that the football board is just as bad as the Cloak Room.

11 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

This thread is proof that the football board is just as bad as the Cloak Room.

#bothsides???

43 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Yaaaay! Chooky finally got an avatar! I was tired of the plain C. Welcome to 2021, mofo.

Also, there is a shit on blast thread somewhere like in Pee but I think it should be moved to somewhere more visable. Like where only few can post but everyone can read? Is Can't Sit With Us like that? Then we can "report post" to the mods and tell them we request the gold be put in the  "Shit on blast thread".   We can follow it and it will let us know to go look at it.  Somebody who knows things figure this out plz.  

Hey!

I'm afraid to tell you to get one because there are so many embarrassing gifs you could pick in the last 10 odd years. Your plain C is lovely.

It's Friday night, and I'm anxiously awaiting for Alpha to show up and school all of us mouth breathers.  It really, really impressed me last night that in our midst, someone as brilliant as he is would stoop to the level that we exist at and share his knowledge with us freely and without judgement.  Kudos to Alpha!  You truly are a gentleman and a scholar.

It gave me a renewed purpose to better myself and to help my fellow man.  There was a religious quality to his posts; that he might be the one who can shed light on the darkness that is Covid.

If he charges $9.95, then I will subscribe to his newsletter without reservation.

 

 

21 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's Friday night, and I'm anxiously awaiting for Alpha to show up and school all of us mouth breathers.

Just as soon as he finds non-existent studies proving ivermectin cures every illness known to man. 

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Just as soon as he finds non-existent studies proving ivermectin cures every illness known to man. 

You dumbass.  He doesn't have to find them; he's going to write those studies.

We are all living in Alpha's world.  

 

 

4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Soometimes with LinkedIn, less is more ya know? I left off my stops at the JPL and Cold Spring Harbor but I definitely listed the year at Hooters because that got a lot more cold calls.

Without a doubt, this is the most important discovery in this thread.

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There’s a bit of grumbling whenever a thread gets moved to the cloak room, but as someone who would never otherwise click on a Cole Beasley thread or any Bills thread at all, I appreciate the mods for putting up the lunatic bat signal. I would have put it in help, lulz, or maybe even gambling, but politics works too.

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Sheep Drench, Brian?

Yeah...60% of the time, it works.  Every time.  

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2 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I’m not bitching at or about mods, but it is worth pointing out the admission that science is political now

The right wing declared war on science long ago. We got our asses kicked, before most of us realized we were in a fight.

Now they've declared war on reality. We are once again, getting our asses kicked. Disinformation is killing people all across the country, but most still don't realize it's an existential fight between facts and alternative facts. 

Reality isn't political. Science isn't political. Facts are facts and alternative facts are lies, or at best, distortions. If we keep catering to these motherfuckers, we will be in an ever increasing dystopian nightmare. 

16 minutes ago, Pods said:

The right wing declared war on science long ago. We got our asses kicked, before most of us realized we were in a fight.

Now they've declared war on reality. We are once again, getting our asses kicked. Disinformation is killing people all across the country, but most still don't realize it's an existential fight between facts and alternative facts. 

Reality isn't political. Science isn't political. Facts are facts and alternative facts are lies, or at best, distortions. If we keep catering to these motherfuckers, we will be in an ever increasing dystopian nightmare. 

Well said.

There is a center in American politics. It can govern.

  • First, get your facts straight. Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. 
  • Second, decide to live with the facts.
  • Third, resolve to surmount them.
  • Because, fourth, what is at stake is our capacity to govern.

~ Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan 

43 minutes ago, Pods said:

The right wing declared war on science long ago. We got our asses kicked, before most of us realized we were in a fight.

Now they've declared war on reality. We are once again, getting our asses kicked. Disinformation is killing people all across the country, but most still don't realize it's an existential fight between facts and alternative facts. 

Reality isn't political. Science isn't political. Facts are facts and alternative facts are lies, or at best, distortions. If we keep catering to these motherfuckers, we will be in an ever increasing dystopian nightmare. 

Nah, they’re just lies. When you knowingly assert baseless speculation as if it were a matter of fact, that’s fucking lying and that’s what the right wing is exclusively devoted to.

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23 minutes ago, Pods said:

The right wing declared war on science long ago. We got our asses kicked, before most of us realized we were in a fight.

Now they've declared war on reality. We are once again, getting our asses kicked. Disinformation is killing people all across the country, but most still don't realize it's an existential fight between facts and alternative facts. 

Reality isn't political. Science isn't political. Facts are facts and alternative facts are lies, or at best, distortions. If we keep catering to these motherfuckers, we will be in an ever increasing dystopian nightmare. 

Thirty something years ago I remember seeing two old guys that were answering questions about climate change. Dry as toast profs. About as apolitical academic as you can get. It was some kind of early call in show/presentation that invited the HS students to ask questions. This was considered very high tech and we were supposed to be honored to have been involved.

I was bored out of my gourd. Droning on about how man's increase of certain molecules were causing a warming trend. Charts, graphs, and I damn near fell asleep.

Until one cheeky bastard asked if they were wrong and it was just a natural occurrence. Perhaps a veiled comment that they were opposed to fossil fuels.

At some point it hit them. The old guys were stunned into animation that had not stirred in their souls for years. Not that they were questioned on the data, but that the question they were asking, what has man's industry done to global climate,  had some political component. They had somehow not noticed from inside the lab that there were people that didn't think they were doing anything worthwhile. They were silly old men looking in the wrong place.

Oppenheimer knew. They ran him off because of it. 

I mean come on man. Your area had been front and center in the culture wars long before it had that name. Science was and is political. Being a scientist does not make one immune to politics. Nor does it make one immune to poor choices there. Fritz Haber made fucking gas bombs. He got along fine with the bad Germans. 

I'm glad to see the scientists taking a more active role in politics. Because whether they like it or not, politics will find them.

 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's Friday night, and I'm anxiously awaiting for Alpha to show up and school all of us mouth breathers.  It really, really impressed me last night that in our midst, someone as brilliant as he is would stoop to the level that we exist at and share his knowledge with us freely and without judgement.  Kudos to Alpha!  You truly are a gentleman and a scholar.

It gave me a renewed purpose to better myself and to help my fellow man.  There was a religious quality to his posts; that he might be the one who can shed light on the darkness that is Covid.

If he charges $9.95, then I will subscribe to his newsletter without reservation.

 

 

I can't believe he even logged back on again after @Hornlover just absolutely fucking destroyed him on this thread last night.  

I guess he didn’t get the polio vaccine, the mumps of measles ones either.  Funny how those aren’t carrying this government conspiracy tracker/mind control thing that these idiots seem to believe. 
 

if the “deep state” wanted to kill you Cole they would put a billet in your head. Way cheaper that creating a fake worldwide pandemic to fuck your freedoms. But a bullet would still be a waste of money for these fools 

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7 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

I guess he did get the polio vaccine, the mumps of measles ones either.  Funny how those aren’t carrying this government conspiracy tracker/mind control thing that these idiots seem to believe. 
 

if the “deep state” wanted to kill you Cole they would put a billet in your head. Way cheaper that creating a fake worldwide pandemic to fuck your freedoms. But a bullet would still be a waste of money for these fools 

No doubt. He’s a moron. Speedy for a small dude. I’d love to hear from our top athletes on any sport other than “it’s a personal” decision. You know who has been/ who have been awfully silent lately? I guess it’s a personal choice. People who have been advocating for important movements and yet…Just not right now I guess. 

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1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

I'm glad to see the scientists taking a more active role in politics. Because whether they like it or not, politics will find them.

It's an existential threat, but most won't view it that way. Their normalcy bias prevents it. They are surrounded by people that make decisions frequently based on data and logic. They don't understand that a huge chunk of this country makes decisions predominantly on emotion. 

It's not about facts, it's about feels. That's not a matchup that favors the Scientific Method.  

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's Friday night, and I'm anxiously awaiting for Alpha to show up and school all of us mouth breathers.  It really, really impressed me last night that in our midst, someone as brilliant as he is would stoop to the level that we exist at and share his knowledge with us freely and without judgement.  Kudos to Alpha!  You truly are a gentleman and a scholar.

It gave me a renewed purpose to better myself and to help my fellow man.  There was a religious quality to his posts; that he might be the one who can shed light on the darkness that is Covid.

If he charges $9.95, then I will subscribe to his newsletter without reservation.

 

 

and-like-that-hes-gone-the-usual-suspect

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Sheep Drench, Brian?

Yeah...60% of the time, it works.  Every time.  

*Bryan

“Hey Homer, what’s that website you were talking about…ShaggyTexas?  I checked it out and it was empty, with some random disgusting scat porn shit and some dude taking to himself”

”Thats the old one, you gotta go to Surly”

…a few days later

”Hey Homer, what’s that website you were talking about…SurlyHorns?  I checked it out and it was just some raving lunatic in a thread about Cole Beasley, and everyone piling on the guy…also what is ‘corch’ or ‘regarded’?”

”Nevermind, try Reddit”

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If the Bills truly relocate to Austin, this Beasley guy will fit right in on surly.  

14 minutes ago, Homercles said:

“Hey Homer, what’s that website you were talking about…ShaggyTexas?  I checked it out and it was empty, with some random disgusting scat porn shit and some dude taking to himself”

”Thats the old one, you gotta go to Surly”

…a few days later

”Hey Homer, what’s that website you were talking about…SurlyHorns?  I checked it out and it was just some raving lunatic in a thread about Cole Beasley, and everyone piling on the guy…also what is ‘corch’ or ‘regarded’?”

”Nevermind, try Reddit”

 

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16 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'm afraid to tell you to get one because there are so many embarrassing gifs you could pick in the last 10 odd years. Your plain C is lovely.

Let's see how the mods like this one. 

14 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

if the “deep state” wanted to kill you Cole they would put a billet in your head.

Would give a whole new perspective on bedhead.

15 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

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Just means she's cleaned out, empty if you get my drift. 

14 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 Because whether they like it or not, politics will find them.

 

It always does. The heliocentrists out front should have told you.

On 8/27/2021 at 7:07 PM, jimmyjazz said:

In case anyone wants to take a smoke break from Fight Club, here's the front page banner from that FLCCC website:

image.thumb.png.e44e7ad2519b2bbf096a1196465c5ac7.png

 

Notice the only specific product mentioned?  Nothing for Regeneron, Remdesivir, HCQ, etc.?

Boy, it's a mystery.  Truly odd.  Maybe the website isn't complete?

Totally complete once you realize that some the leads of the org are running a telemedicine scam. 

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My favorite part was the rocko/greenpoint paystub move. What a small dick, diseased brain dumbass. 

22 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

It always does. The heliocentrists out front should have told you.

Thank you for the vocabulary lesson!

On 8/27/2021 at 6:56 PM, Deej said:

His busy chilling in his hot tub after dosing himself with horse paste. 

 

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alpha hasn't posted since Thursday night but he's lurking/reading.

On 8/28/2021 at 12:30 PM, Underdog said:

Just means she's cleaned out, empty if you get my drift. 

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On 8/27/2021 at 5:22 PM, totallynotabuttpirate said:

@alphahorn come on back bro...

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Morgan Freeman voice:

No one really knows what happened to @alphahorn.  Some people think he left Surly, sank into deep depression and threw himself from the 360 bridge to his death.  Others think he left Surly to focus on alternative covid-19 treatments and is on the cusp of discovering something as effective as mRNA vaccines in keeping a gasping covid death at bay.

But for me and my money?  Well, I like to believe he’s in a seedy motel room, one that charges by the hour, getting pegged by @NowThis and using horse paste as lube.

1 hour ago, Ten Bears said:

^^^oddly specific

What are you insinuating about America's favorite black man, Morgan Freeman?!

5 hours ago, Goredho said:

Morgan Freeman voice:

No one really knows what happened to @alphahorn.  Some people think he left Surly, sank into deep depression and threw himself from the 360 bridge to his death.  Others think he left Surly to focus on alternative covid-19 treatments and is on the cusp of discovering something as effective as mRNA vaccines in keeping a gasping covid death at bay.

But for me and my money?  Well, I like to believe he’s in a seedy motel room, one that charges by the hour, getting pegged by @NowThis and using horse paste as lube.

You do know @NowThis likes to be the peggee, not the pegger?

It's probably more of a "Requiem for a Dream" situation. 

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i totally heard morgan freeman's voice and cadence in my head

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

i totally heard morgan freeman's voice and cadence in my head

that's racist 2 - The Salt Collective

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Beasley just can’t quit being stupid

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Can't wait for the Cole Beasley GoFundMe. 

Thoughts and prayers.

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