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Anybody see anything else that looks attractive this week?

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a little more fun, over on the Coastal Carolina game at 61 and under 45 on the aggy game

2 small plays:
Texas -3.5
TT vs. KU under 68.5
1-1 for the week. 18-11-1 for the season. Only play so far is Purdue +3. Will once again add a few more Friday night.
On 10/20/2021 at 5:00 PM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Gambling is dumb.



I’ll post mine later.

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On 10/20/2021 at 5:04 PM, Assman said:
On 10/15/2021 at 11:30 PM, Assman said:
2 small plays:
Texas -3.5
TT vs. KU under 68.5

1-1 for the week. 18-11-1 for the season. Only play so far is Purdue +3. Will once again add a few more Friday night.

Out with it!  Lol

Out with it!  Lol
Shit I'm out of town and forgot to even look. But I added:

Lou -4.5 vs. BC
Ore St +3 vs. Utah

Good start with my early games, WF and Syracuse.  Now need Ok State, Perdue, Pitt, LSU, BYU and Oregon.  

On 10/23/2021 at 10:55 AM, Assman said:

Shit I'm out of town and forgot to even look. But I added:

Lou -4.5 vs. BC
Ore St +3 vs. Utah

2-2 for the week, 21-13-1 for the year.

I'm in early on these 6:

Cuse -4.5 v. BC

Illinois +1 v. Rutgers

BYU -2.5 v. UVA

Miss St +1 v. UK

Ole Miss +1 v. Auburn

UF +14.5 v. UGA

Astros saved me but damn what a crappy week lol

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MACTION!!!!!

ALL OVERS ALL THE TIME.

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On 10/24/2021 at 8:52 PM, Assman said:

2-2 for the week, 21-13-1 for the year.

I'm in early on these 6:

Cuse -4.5 v. BC

Illinois +1 v. Rutgers

BYU -2.5 v. UVA

Miss St +1 v. UK

Ole Miss +1 v. Auburn

UF +14.5 v. UGA

3-3 this week, 24-16-1 for the year. 

So far this week:

UTSA -10.5 vs. UTEP

Mich St -3 vs. Purdue

Ole Miss -9.5 vs. Liberty

KU +23.5 vs. K St

On 11/2/2021 at 12:28 PM, NOMAAA said:

MACTION!!!!!

ALL OVERS ALL THE TIME.

so far so good.

Totally shit the bed last week and went 3/13 in one weekend betting on UFC dogs, NFL, baseball, and CFB. Fuck. Astros winning got be a little back.

Yall can also see this big dog weight I'm throwing around $10 usually per bet !!!111

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Going to start to climb back this week though!

Texas strait up +200

Auburn strait up +165

Az State -8.5

Stealing your picks Assman

Mich St -3

KU +23.5

Looking to put it all on the table 10 bucks at a time this weekend if there's more juicy picks

Take this for what you will… cal vs Arizona line has dropped from Cal -12 to -10 as Cal has a Covid outbreak.  There is rumor mongering that it is impacting up to 50 players on the Cal roster but I’ve heard it’s 1 “star” player, a few starters and plenty of depth guys.  No telling yet the impact but Cal is planning on playing the game.  Arizona fucking sucks though so even if Cal is down to 50-60 players, they still should beat the Cats… degenerate gamblers might like the risk though

Sounds like 22-24 Cal players out but no one knows who yet 

Last reported on the Cal board it was 9 starters plus more from the lower strings. Cal doesn't have the depth to cover the line as it currently stands with that much depletion. Just MHO.

9 hours ago, berlinerbaer said:

Last reported on the Cal board it was 9 starters plus more from the lower strings. Cal doesn't have the depth to cover the line as it currently stands with that much depletion. Just MHO.

If their QB is out they are in big trouble.  Their OL is already thin.  Anywhere else it’s close to a wash, just more inexperienced.  They’ll be taking a lot of freshmen on that trip and I expect them to try to grind clock with lots of long drives heavy on runs if possible.  And Arizona is uniquely horrible and lost yet another QB to injury so they are on their 3rd or 4th string guy.  I’d definitely take the under on this game.  Arizona and the points (9.5 last I saw) seems reasonably safe too.

QB and left side of OL out.  Big chunk of LBs too plus the place kicker.  Rest of the team is fine.  Expect lots of 3 TE sets and running to the right side of the line 

26 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

QB and left side of OL out.  Big chunk of LBs too plus the place kicker.  Rest of the team is fine.  Expect lots of 3 TE sets and running to the right side of the line 

I got that line at +10.  Arizona sucks so here’s to them hanging on!  

Heading to the 4th tied at 3!  We have points so we got that going for us

no one is going to be left at the end of this game.  Cal has 24 guys out for Covid, 3 of their top 4 receivers injured and only dressed 63 players.  Arizona has lost 3 of 5 OL and their qb can barely move this throwing shoulder.  This game is a trip down shitshow lane

if y'all want to make a couple bucks, bet on A Famous Ribbon across the board in the 6th race at Lone Star Park.

 

you're welcome.

Fucking fuck shit, my bookie didn’t post a live line for 2H of Tx game. And I was just drunk enough to put the house on Iowa state. Auto lock shit

On 11/4/2021 at 11:45 AM, Zeus said:

Totally shit the bed last week and went 3/13 in one weekend betting on UFC dogs, NFL, baseball, and CFB. Fuck. Astros winning got be a little back.

Yall can also see this big dog weight I'm throwing around $10 usually per bet !!!111

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Going to start to climb back this week though!

Texas strait up +200

Auburn strait up +165

Az State -8.5

Stealing your picks Assman

Mich St -3

KU +23.5

Looking to put it all on the table 10 bucks at a time this weekend if there's more juicy picks

1-5 this week? You pick them like I do.

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

1-5 this week? You pick them like I do.

Yeah I was red hot beginning of the season and now feel off a cliff.

I made it back betting $50 on Rose Namajunes last second though.

 

You should see this 5 leg NFL parlay I had this morning. All 5 lost. Pretty difficult to do that actually. Quite the feat.

On 11/2/2021 at 4:29 PM, Assman said:

3-3 this week, 24-16-1 for the year. 

So far this week:

UTSA -10.5 vs. UTEP

Mich St -3 vs. Purdue

Ole Miss -9.5 vs. Liberty

KU +23.5 vs. K St

2-2 this week, 26-18-1 for the year.

So far this week:

KU +29.5 and under 60.5.

Mizzou +1.5 vs. USCe

Ole Miss +2.5 vs. aggy

Arky vs. LSU under 59

 

BTW, my last 5 weeks:

1-1-1

1-1

2-2

3-3

2-2

I'm the poster boy on how Vegas makes money.

Edited by Assman

On 11/6/2021 at 6:59 PM, tejas60 said:

if y'all want to make a couple bucks, bet on A Famous Ribbon across the board in the 6th race at Lone Star Park.

 

you're welcome.

Good call. What’s the story here? If the horse could ever break right could be a beast.

1st saw A Famous Ribbon at the Fredericksberg track last summer. was with a buddy who's dad was in the horse business, so he know his shit and some inside people. told me to keep an eye on that one after he finished 4 (I think) in that race. so I have him in my virtual stable on equibase. race before this one, I noticed he was now a gelding, told my budy and he said "bet the farm". I put a nice amount across the board on him for each race now.

Fuck it

FOOTBALL - 263 Kansas City Chiefs/Las Vegas Raiders over 51½ -112

FOOTBALL - 262 Denver Broncos -1½ -115

FOOTBALL - 260 Green Bay Packers -3 -120

FOOTBALL - 256 Los Angeles Chargers -3 -117

FOOTBALL - 250 Tennessee Titans -2½ -120

FOOTBALL - 243 Cleveland Browns +115

FOOTBALL - 144 Oklahoma State -12 -110

FOOTBALL - 205 Arkansas -2½ -118

FOOTBALL - 196 Mississippi +2½ -115

FOOTBALL - 197 Georgia -20 -110

FOOTBALL - 133 Michigan -1½ -112

Love me some Fredericksburg Horse Racin'....Wally Pryor on the mic.....about 1000 degrees hot on a steel folding chair and some fuckn' sour kraut somethin' sammich runnin' down my arm.

 

Damn.

5/5 for cfb today 

Will probably get wrecked tomorrow

On 11/7/2021 at 9:07 PM, Assman said:

2-2 this week, 26-18-1 for the year.

So far this week:

KU +29.5 and under 60.5.

Mizzou +1.5 vs. USCe

Ole Miss +2.5 vs. aggy

Arky vs. LSU under 59

 

BTW, my last 5 weeks:

1-1-1

1-1

2-2

3-3

2-2

I'm the poster boy on how Vegas makes money.

4-1 this week.  Tried to bet KU ML but my book didn't offer it.  Saw this shit coming a mile away.

30-19-1 for the season

This week:

Auburn -7 vs. USCe

WVU -2 vs. Texas

NCSt -11.5 vs. Cuse

Was going to bet KSU +1.5 vs. Baylor but I think KSU will get another point or two as the week goes on so I'm holding off.

On 11/15/2021 at 11:27 AM, Enchubben said:

WV -2 all day long.  

Someone please explain to me why I shouldn't be all over this.

 

 

If I had to bet that game I would be on WVU but the Mountaineers have their own set of problems as well. 

I like Boston College over FSU a lot today.

38 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You’re on my list now, ACL. BC looks mother fucking awful. 

Mother fuck. 

 

On 11/14/2021 at 9:27 PM, Assman said:

This week:

Auburn -7 vs. USCe

WVU -2 vs. Texas

NCSt -11.5 vs. Cuse

Was going to bet KSU +1.5 vs. Baylor but I think KSU will get another point or two as the week goes on so I'm holding off.

2-1 last week, 32-20-1 for the season.  Glad I didn't touch that Baylor-KSU game.

This week so far:

LSU +6.5 vs. aggy

OUsux +3.5 vs. OSU

KSt +1.5 vs. Texas (lol wut?)

On 11/23/2021 at 2:54 PM, Assman said:

Added KSU+130 ML

This is another one that seems obvious to me.  Is there some problem with K State that I don't know about?

This is another one that seems obvious to me.  Is there some problem with K State that I don't know about?
It's all hinged on Skyler Thompson being questionable but Vegas doesn't know our history with backup QBs obviously

Cincy -14.5 is/was heinously low. Would have hit that if I was betting this year. 

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