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  • All this said…. my wife and I were members of an SBC church in Fort Worth when we lived there. SBC until our church allowed our many gay couples to be pictured together in our church directory li

  • SubliminalHorn
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    Can these fucking christians just leave the rest of us alone? You want to teach your kids about your sky daddy and your particular mythology? Go for it. Leave. Us. The. Fuck. Alone 

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    Why are these assholes expressing a political opinion either way?  Fuck em. Pay taxes. ETA:  I am generally a defender of religious tax exemptions for churches that stay in their lane.  But, as s

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1 minute ago, bluto said:

Hello friends

 

I think it's pretty well-settled that the most evil, cruel "movement" in the western world is "evangelical Christianity."  There is no depth they won't sink to, no evil they won't perpetrate, first and foremost to satisfy their own greed and lust (for sex and power).  The only people who argue otherwise are....evangelical Christians. 

By the way, change the location to "the arab/muslim world" and change "evangelical Christians" to "Islamofascists," and the statements above fit perfectly.

The coincidence is no coincidence at all.

On 6/25/2024 at 4:56 AM, Pancho said:

 

Could y'all stop posting satire accounts?  kthanksbai

40 minutes ago, bluto said:

Hello friends

 

Technically speaking, isn't that correct? If she said send me money or I will expose you, that is a crime. Not that it makes any of this any less disgusting, but there may be an actual legal issue here for her if that is what happened. 

9 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Technically speaking, isn't that correct? If she said send me money or I will expose you, that is a crime. Not that it makes any of this any less disgusting, but there may be an actual legal issue here for her if that is what happened. 

Sure, if she makes a "threat of exposure." Nothing in the Independent article says she actually threatened him. She wrote,“Twenty-three years after you began destroying my life, I am still dealing with the pain and damage you caused. I want some type of restitution. Pray about it and call me."

It seems pretty clear that he was simply trying to intimidate her.

35 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Could y'all stop posting satire accounts?  kthanksbai

Chill bro…

that community note got posted after I posted it. 
 

And it sounds exactly like something radical right wing churches works do. Prove me wrong 

25 minutes ago, softlynow said:

Sure, if she makes a "threat of exposure." Nothing in the Independent article says she actually threatened him. She wrote,“Twenty-three years after you began destroying my life, I am still dealing with the pain and damage you caused. I want some type of restitution. Pray about it and call me."

It seems pretty clear that he was simply trying to intimidate her.

Got it. I was just going off the email that was posted there, which didn't include her original message. 

A militia protecting a church from non-violent attacks is something else 

A militia protecting a church from non-violent attacks is something else 

Yeah….its not a defensive militia.
3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

“Turn the other barrel.”  It’s in the book. Read it.

This has become a very [serious] thread. 

What’s happens to students who flunk Bible? Will their eyes be plucked out?

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Can these fucking christians just leave the rest of us alone? You want to teach your kids about your sky daddy and your particular mythology? Go for it. Leave. Us. The. Fuck. Alone 

7 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Can these fucking christians just leave the rest of us alone? You want to teach your kids about your sky daddy and your particular mythology? Go for it. Leave. Us. The. Fuck. Alone 

A lot like a pyramid scheme, their business model requires them to recruit others, and yes it's a business.  So fat chance of that happening any time soon.  

42 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Can these fucking christians just leave the rest of us alone? You want to teach your kids about your sky daddy and your particular mythology? Go for it. Leave. Us. The. Fuck. Alone 

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1 hour ago, Satchel said:

What’s happens to students who flunk Bible? Will their eyes be plucked out?

Their parents self them off as slaves.   Duh.

You can always depend on Oklahoma to focus on the important things. Forget the crumbling infrastructure, high paying jobs being outsourced, or paying teachers peanuts. As long as the Bible is in schools it's all good.

How long until Kansas and Texas follow suit?

8 minutes ago, Okie State said:

You can always depend on Oklahoma to focus on the important things. Forget the crumbling infrastructure, high paying jobs being outsourced, or paying teachers peanuts. As long as the Bible is in schools it's all good.

How long until Kansas and Texas follow suit?

Not long. Right wingism is all the rage.

21 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Ryan Walters is a complete toady fucktard.  Billable hours shall ensue.

Relatives who teach there said the Bible was barely mentioned in what he is trying to cite as his justification, that he was unwilling to point out what statute mandates this Bible stuff, and that elected state officials are already publicly warning school districts to tread lightly and read the statutes carefully and not what Walters is claiming.  One of my cousins texted me that her school district’s leadership are flipping out because parents have already contacted them and told them to expect lawsuits if they are pushing the Bible stuff in the fall.  Even though in theory then lawsuits should be handled at the state level, the guidelines are not clear for the districts in terms of what to actually do, and so it’s going to be a fucking mess.

She had 20 kids in her class last school year, and said if you asked the parents how religion should be taught, you’d have 20 different ideas.  They have four schools in their district, and their legal resources are extremely slim.

20 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Can these fucking christians just leave the rest of us alone? You want to teach your kids about your sky daddy and your particular mythology? Go for it. Leave. Us. The. Fuck. Alone 

Well, you see, the very people who think government is broken and should be dismantled and stripped and sold off to contractors are the very same people who think the same government should be teaching religion,

20 hours ago, BamaATL said:

A lot like a pyramid scheme, their business model requires them to recruit others, and yes it's a business.  So fat chance of that happening any time soon.  

Yep.  This should not surprise anybody, given the steep decline/changes in religious affiliations, church attendance, etc.  if you’re losing the olds, try to get them back with the youth.

And as church attendance declines, expect these kids of measures to ramp up.

A lot like a pyramid scheme, their business model requires them to recruit others, and yes it's a business.  So fat chance of that happening any time soon.  

According to to The Great Commission Jesus came to them and said:
“Go therefore and annoy thy neighbors”

Can we rename this thread America's Taliban?

6 minutes ago, Keef said:

Can we rename this thread America's Taliban?

I vote for Talivangelicals.    

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On 6/27/2024 at 5:56 PM, SubliminalHorn said:

Can these fucking christians just leave the rest of us alone? You want to teach your kids about your sky daddy and your particular mythology? Go for it. Leave. Us. The. Fuck. Alone 

Good advice for anyone that wants to push their ideology off on other people’s kids in a school environment. Can we just all focus on some math and biology and chemistry. Mix in some civics and reading comprehension. Less ideological indoctrination all the way around. 

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Good advice for anyone that wants to push their ideology off on other people’s kids in a school environment. 

You're saying this just vaguely enough to fit in at Sunday school so they think you're talking about the evil gay agenda trying to groom their children, rather than the Sunday school teacher 

22 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Good advice for anyone that wants to push their ideology off on other people’s kids in a school environment. Can we just all focus on some math and biology and chemistry. Mix in some civics and reading comprehension. Less ideological indoctrination all the way around. 

Both sides!

On 6/27/2024 at 9:55 AM, C-Man said:

Oklahoma state superintendent announces all schools must incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments in curriculums

https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/27/us/oklahoma-schools-bible-curriculum/index.html

If I were a teacher, I would be happy to do exactly that. 

“Okay, class. Let’s open up our Bibles to First Thessalonians and, for today’s lesson, we’ll discuss exactly why this particular chapter of the Bible is also fictional bullshit (just like the rest of the book).”

On 6/29/2024 at 8:26 AM, TexPx said:

According to to The Great Commission Jesus came to them and said:
“Go therefore and annoy thy neighbors”

It’s right there in the Poly Bible

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is that some sorta bizarre imagery?  I have a number of questions about that picture, I don't know where to start.  Maybe with an ass enhance?  

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

is that some sorta bizarre imagery?  I have a number of questions about that picture, I don't know where to start.  Maybe with an ass enhance?  

AI generated weirdness like that is like 90% of boomer facebook now

Thou shalt not covet thy nesting partner's and metamour's scheduled alone time

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a who or a what is a "metamore"???

(One of) your partner's partner who is not your partner

So you mean ‘metamour’ not ‘metamore’?  We all mistype but I thought it was like a new term I was Not hip to.  Gotcha.

I can't tell if this is part of your bit or not tbh 

I know the term.  It is my understanding it’s spelled “metamour’ like ‘paramour’, not metamore. 

I know Catholics aren’t evangelical but they are acting more and more like them, so I found this relevant. Pretty sure you already know what you did assholes, what on earth do you think this would accomplish? 
 

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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I know the term.  It is my understanding it’s spelled “metamour’ like ‘paramour’, not metamore. 

Oh, yeah, I corrected that last night. I'm a millennial, so naturally I think of the band Paramore when spelling metamour.

Well then dibs on ‘’Metamore’ for my 80’s cover band name.  

9 hours ago, safe sex said:

(One of) your partner's partner who is not your partner

Can this be a username doesn’t fit situation?

 All in fun. Have a fantastic day. 

Only if the people involved are irresponsible.

Relatives who teach there said the Bible was barely mentioned in what he is trying to cite as his justification, that he was unwilling to point out what statute mandates this Bible stuff, and that elected state officials are already publicly warning school districts to tread lightly and read the statutes carefully and not what Walters is claiming.  One of my cousins texted me that her school district’s leadership are flipping out because parents have already contacted them and told them to expect lawsuits if they are pushing the Bible stuff in the fall.  Even though in theory then lawsuits should be handled at the state level, the guidelines are not clear for the districts in terms of what to actually do, and so it’s going to be a fucking mess.
She had 20 kids in her class last school year, and said if you asked the parents how religion should be taught, you’d have 20 different ideas.  They have four schools in their district, and their legal resources are extremely slim.

Of course you will have a variety of opinions, this decision is to break schools and indoctrinate children. Nothing more.
1 hour ago, HendersonHorns said:

Can this be a username doesn’t fit situation?

 All in fun. Have a fantastic day. 

Negative 102. Was it fun?

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