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I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before

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5 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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you make a post like this in my billy madison thread again, and i'll cut your tongue out and feed it to my wolf pups. 

7 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Did you see that guy’s balls?

yah, they were weird looking.

 

That little boy's gotta think, you got a pet, you got a responsibility.

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personal anecdote- one time when i was in the looney bin (shoal creek) there was this nurse tech named Carl, and he had to come wake me up at 5am so they could take me over to Seton to do an EEG. when i saw Carl standing in the doorway i said, "CARL. GOOD TO SEE YOU." he did not get the joke however. /csb 

Back in the first few months of my oldest kid's kindergarten year, I used to amuse the shit out of myself by asking him every few days walking home if there was a new kid named Billy in his classroom that day, who was a little bigger and older than the rest. I used to throw in the occasional alternating anecdotes about him "being really good at dodgeball", or that I heard he has awesome snack packs in his lunch. /notthatcsb

If peeing your pants is cool, I’m Miles Davis.

Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. 

Brian Madison:  "Oh, Billy Billy boy. When are you gonna find what ever it is you're looking for?"

Billy Madison:  "Here's a nice piece of shit."

17 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.

If you would've told me that you had delicious Triscuit crackers, I would've had some. 

1 hour ago, DallasHorn26 said:

Chlorophyll, more like borophyll.

My buddy 100% yelled this out in our freshman bio class.  

22 hours ago, lateshow said:

Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. 

CONDITIONER IS BETTER! I MAKE THE HAIR SILKY AND SMOOTH.

23 hours ago, BayouBill said:

billy madison today junior GIF

Kid can’t even read. 
 

 

That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of arse, I know from experience dude.

21 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of arse, I know from experience dude.

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Are you going to the mall later? That's what I'm asking. 

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