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Frost. Bielema. Big name coaches looking for redemption. Huskers. Illini. The road to Indianapolis starts in Champaign.

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Frost. Bielema. Big name coaches looking for redemption. Huskers. Illini. The road to Indianapolis starts in Champaign.

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Nebraska has better cheerleaders.

At least their girls have been through puberty.

#curvesmatter

32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Big name coaches

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Nebraska vs. Illinois prediction

Nebraska -7, O/U 52.5 
 
Don't give a fuck who wins(would be borderline erotic to see the fat fucking retard pants corn)
I'll take the over

Edited by Longboard Horn

In for Illini RB “not-SuperJew” Mike Epstein, who is returning from a twice-broken foot and ACL tear.

Meh…. It’s football, so I had to pick someone to make it worth my time to watch. Simply picked Illini due to listening to “bussin with the boys” podcast recently and had to sit through Will Compton having Bo Pelini on, and then leaking their vagina juice everywhere on how Texas and officials “screwed” them out of the 2009 B12CG53396C8F-B27D-4CFA-952B-D82117BAD5E6.thumb.jpeg.b7dcfdde62f3f0378f77afbf08aa00dd.jpeg

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33 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

At least their girls have been through puberty.

 

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So excited to start losing money gambling. I took Nebraska so everyone load up on Illinois. 

 

1 minute ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

Illinois is the sorriest excuse for a big state football program in the country.


U Mass alums would like a word with you.

9 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

Illinois is the sorriest excuse for a big state football program in the country.

U Mass, U Conn, Rutgers.... 

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I’m rooting for Nebraska today but this is still worth reposting: 

 

 

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I think Bielema is the perfect fit for the Illini. He will have them on the same level as Wisconsin in a few seasons. Its his first game in charge in Champaign, but down the road it could be a different story.

19 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

 


U Mass alums would like a word with you.

 

13 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

U Mass, U Conn, Rutgers.... 

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Kansas still plays football last I checked.

6 minutes ago, trza-hawk said:

I think Bielema is the perfect fit for the Illini. He will have them on the same level as Wisconsin in a few seasons. Its his first game in charge in Champaign, but down the road it could be a different story.

Col. Henry Blake was instrumental in Bielema's selection and hiring. If it doesn't work out, blame him. Oh, and on the good side, Spearchucker Jones still has one year of eligibility left--NCAA just confirmed it. 

We made it! We made it through another off season!

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

The road to Indianapolis starts in Champaign.

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32 minutes ago, trza-hawk said:

I think Bielema is the perfect fit for the Illini. He will have them on the same level as Wisconsin in a few seasons. Its his first game in charge in Champaign, but down the road it could be a different story.


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1 hour ago, Clintonaldo said:

So excited to start losing money gambling. I took Nebraska so everyone load up on Illinois. 

I hope you leveraged everything. Frost is the real deal and Nebraska will surprise the country this year. they are going to be very good. 

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

I hope you leveraged everything. Frost is the real deal and Nebraska will surprise the country this year. they are going to be very good. 

Might win 7 games if the B1G isn't careful.

Best part of that show covering Bielema, while in Arkansas, was his wife.

Had no idea Belima was at Illinois. Wasn’t Lovie Smith recruiting fairly well there (by Illinois standards)? Seems like he should’ve had a pretty long leash to make the program competitive.

Regardless, will be funny to watch Belima regret his life choices as his alma mater/tattoo muse and the place where his career peaked crush him annually.

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Corn aggy vs the fat fucking retard!! Bring the lulz!!

win win

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Corn aggy vs the fat fucking retard!! Bring the lulz!!

Or in terms of coaches, the fat fucking retard vs. the retard that looks like he could step on the field and run the option right now...but still a retard.

17 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Seems like he should’ve had a pretty long leash to make the program competitive.

He did and he didn't.

17-39 (10-33) in 5 seasons.

I hope you leveraged everything. Frost is the real deal and Nebraska will surprise the country this year. they are going to be very good. 
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20 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Had no idea Belima was at Illinois. Wasn’t Lovie Smith recruiting fairly well there (by Illinois standards)? Seems like he should’ve had a pretty long leash to make the program competitive.

Regardless, will be funny to watch Belima regret his life choices as his alma mater/tattoo muse and the place where his career peaked crush him annually.


He will have no regrets. They money whipped him for reasons that are not known to anyone. Even if he fails in epic fashion he will walk away with millions. 

2 hours ago, The Deuce said:

Meh…. It’s football, so I had to pick someone to make it worth my time to watch. Simply picked Illini due to listening to “bussin with the boys” podcast recently and had to sit through Will Compton having Bo Pelini on, and then leaking their vagina juice everywhere on how Texas and officials “screwed” them out of the 2009 B12CG53396C8F-B27D-4CFA-952B-D82117BAD5E6.thumb.jpeg.b7dcfdde62f3f0378f77afbf08aa00dd.jpeg

The colossal suck that is Nebraska vs Bielema, the FFR. That's a tough call for the first game of the season, which I always wager on out of principle. I guess Illinois on the ML is the way I lean as well. 

was it just spectrum or did  Fox really go dark for  2 full mins at the start of this big noon hour

List start time as noon, I flip over at noon and it's the Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush show. 

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

We made it! We made it through another off season!

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Still like 15 minutes to kickoff. The way 2020/21 have gone there is still time for the asteroid to wipe out the planet.

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

was it just spectrum or did  Fox really go dark for  2 full mins at the start of this big noon hour

It did with Youtube TV as well

Just now, WBT said:

List start time as noon, I flip over at noon and it's the Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush show. 


Is this the first game you have ever seen on television? 

Tom Rinaldi, now trying to make people cry on Fox.  He needs to knock the rust off though, I don't think eulogizing Bobby Bowden is going to do it.

2 hours ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

Illinois is the sorriest excuse for a big state football program in the country.

Truth.  But I still hope they push Nebraska's shit in...obviously. 

Well shit, stuck with Bills/Packers PS in my market.  

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