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My hate for Neb runs so deep that I am actually rooting for Fat Bert

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Lol this shit qb just got broke week 0 no more collar bone

The FFR needs to teach some pass protection

Sure, we are enjoying this game now, but I think corn gets 2 safeties & pulls this out 4-2. 

2 minutes ago, LTbear said:

I'm just following the score online. Can someone actually explain what happened?

someone posted the play above your post.

 

but basically Illinois punted... the Neb PR regard fielded the ball on the fly at the 1 inch line and slid into the endzone knee hits ground, ruled a safety. 

Just now, Zeus said:

Lol this shit qb just got broke week 0 no more collar bone

Damn...

 

What is the rehab timeline for a fractured collar bone? 6 weeks?

Punter is definitely best player on field.  That punt reception was something. episode 2 car GIF

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Just now, Laxtonto said:

My hate for Neb runs so deep that I am actually rooting for Fat Bert

Member when they had Donkey Kong Suh?

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Pretty sure the Illinois o-line was trained by the Afghan army.

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

My hate for Neb runs so deep that I am actually rooting for Fat Bert

I could cheer for his wife under the right circumstances.

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Frost is going to be left in Champaign isnt he?

Yeah, I remember when both he and Herman were the hottest coaching candidates.  He will flame out just like Herman.  

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Damn...

 

What is the rehab timeline for a fractured collar bone? 6 weeks?

If it's "plated" (surgery), about 30 days for civilians.  Not sure for football players.

ive been thinking about that play.

in my 40+ years of actually watching football, I dont think I have ever, EVER seen a safety on a punt that didnt involve a fumble. 

 Ive seen safetys on Kickoff returns because it is a different live ball situation.  but never on a punt. 

1 minute ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

And that’s why Casey will hang around for the season. 

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Don't put them demons on Hud

 

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Why go for the long FG?? Just punt and hold them on D?

You miss every field goal you don't take, plus the 50+ yard ones ya do

 

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

If it's "plated" (surgery), about 30 days for civilians.  Not sure for football players.

 

To be fair, I'd say most of the these  two rosters are closer to being "civilians" than football players.

Just now, Zeus said:

Member when they had Donkey Kong Suh?

I member

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My wife's entire family are huskers (most even graduated from there) and their disdain for me due to UT has made it an instant hate for those fuckers now everytime I see them play.

Hell they all essentially shunned me when I went with my now wife to her family reunion when I was dating her.

Fuck those guys

 

That pass took so long to get to the wide open receiver that the defender was able to get across half the football field to make a tackle.

11 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Maybe I'm losing brain cells, but I can't recall the last time I saw a team kick off a tee after a safety.  

I can't either.  It's almost always the punter, since they usually have longer range.

Plays of the game so far in the 1st quarter: a punt return for a safety and a facemask

4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

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Don't put them demons on Hud

 

No demons, but land wrong once with a large human jumping on you and the whole season changes. 

Gotta suck for the Illini QB. Game 1, quarter 1 and done for half the year. 

Maybe it's just me but the score ticker seems to say Nebraska - 0.

1 minute ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

That pass took so long to get to the wide open receiver that the defender was able to get across half the football field to make a tackle.

I'm convinced Martinez is quick enough he could throw a post route to himself based on his slow ball throws.

12 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

0-2 could be the final score

It needs to happen. The refs better not fuck it up for all of us.

1 minute ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Can we start using the term free agent in place of transfer?

I'd prefer Traveller. They are getting there viat portal my dude.

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This "drive" is why you dont do the long FG attempt. It took 1 completion and now they are in scoring position.

 

With how shit the Illini O is, scoring to come back, even from 3 -2, might be too much of a mountain to climb..

 

I hate to say it, but they would actually be better off with in game Turtle Tom than Fat Bert... I feel dirty...

1 minute ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

No demons, but land wrong once with a large human jumping on you and the whole season changes. 

Gotta suck for the Illini QB. Game 1, quarter 1 and done for half the year. 

At least he doesn't have to play football for Illinois for a while

Getting Bill Burr to voice their ads is Fox's first win since realignment.

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

This "drive" is why you dont do the long FG attempt. It took 1 completion and now they are in scoring position.

 

With how shit the Illini O is, scoring to come back, even from 3 -2, might be too much of a mountain to climb..

 

I hate to say it, but they would actually be better off with in game Turtle Tom than Fat Bert... I feel dirty...

Turtle Tom would jump all over them 21-17

Then put on the brakes, pull over and pull his pants down waiting to get railed in the 4th quarter when every single thing had to go right to win.

Maybe Bret has some erotic offense he can dial up now, because it's looking like a 4 point deficit may be insurmountable.  

 

 

 

6-2 is fine too. Illinois needs two more safeties. This should end in a 6-6 tie since Nebraska had to ruin everyone’s fun by scoring. Of course the miss the extra point. That’s extra regarded.

4 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Maybe it's just me but the score ticker seems to say Nebraska - 0.

Yeah, that possession icon looks like a dash

Charlie Strong'ed the extra point

7 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

lol.. Fox ran a billboard for an insurance company over slo mo video of the Illinois QB breaking his collarbone. CFB is back!

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It’s Pacific Life. Did he die or buy an annuity? 

Illinois new QB looks like a 30 year old insurance agent.
 

His career stats are terribad. Good pick up bert

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