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Just now, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

I think that’s just how people in Illinois look. 

 

Valid point.  And I don't know where the young man is from, but he's a sophomore that transferred from......Rutgers.

 

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Lets make the RB setup up as far away from the line of scrimmage as possible... even though our line is getting dominated...

Who the fuck is calling these plays?

Lets make the RB setup up as far away from the line of scrimmage as possible... even though our line is getting dominated...
Who the fuck is calling these plays?

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1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Lets make the RB setup up as far away from the line of scrimmage as possible... even though our line is getting dominated...

Who the fuck is calling these plays?

Illinois RB may have not have gotten a first anyway, but the backside TE for Illinois just decided to freestyle it that play....and his man made the tackle.

The amount of brilliance on display in this game cannot be contained. We are all dumber for having watched this. But it’s football! Fuck ya! 

Sounds like I'm missing the Game of the Century

Just now, Nicole44 said:

How do you not catch that? 

Because the shitty qb overthrows it?

Just now, Bevo14 said:

Sounds like I'm missing the Game of the Century

Oh, you are missing so much more than that.

This is the opening week of the Scott Frost 2021 Redemption Tour vs the Bret Bielema 2021 Validation Tour.   Right now, I'd give a slight edge to Scott.

 

Martinez fuckin sucks, rather have case mccoy on the field than that bum.

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Fuck case mccoy

these teams are so bad… it’s ALMOST not worth it for me to sit on the patio and drink beer watching it. Oh well… I’ll suffer through it. 

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

6-2 is fine too. Illinois needs two more safeties. This should end in a 6-6 tie since Nebraska had to ruin everyone’s fun by scoring. Of course the miss the extra point. That’s extra regarded.

This is the truth. How has someone else not beaten him out at QB.

If there was a time and place to go for it, that was it. Frost lost his balls in Central Florida. 

How did that nerdy ass loser on the Serena DTV commercial get such a hot wife? Oh yeah, magic of TV.

Cam Rising should have transferred to Nebraska he would have had a better chance of winning a QB job. Martinez sucks bad.

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Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

This is the truth. How has someone else not beaten him out at QB.

I don’t get it. He should be better than this. It’s like he’s stuck in time or some shit. 

40 minutes ago, victory88 said:

These two teams are terrible and boring to watch…

How the hell is the B1G TV contract worth $50MM + per team with this shit?

Woof

21 minutes ago, Zeus said:

At least he doesn't have to play football for Illinois for a while

Bielima is getting into Mangino towel wiping territory. Might be the backup QB’s job. 

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Taylor Martinez at least was electric as a ballcarrier. This martinez kind of sucks. And no they aren’t related. 

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

If there was a time and place to go for it, that was it. Frost lost his balls in Central Florida. 

Frost will be missing Disney World before this season is over. Fuck him, too

4 minutes ago, Walte464 said:

Martinez fuckin sucks

Thinking Ohio State has 6 Qbs who could all start over him 🤔

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Alright after the behind shot ... Probably good call

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Changed on replay...

Best play of the day for Illinois, taking that roughing the passer with the taunting chaser

Lol that’s not roughing just put flags on them

I’m glad they finally showed the “driving into the ground”: part of the play, good penalty. 

In the pregame ESPN commentators were saying Frost teams are undisciplined and make to many mistakes. Looks like another year of the same issues.

Epstein on the carry. Don't underestimate his guile. 

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Just now, Sawbonz said:

Lol that’s not roughing just put flags on them

Doc, the hit was fine, you can’t do the thing where you power drive into the turf, especially a QB. 

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Doc, the hit was fine, you can’t do the thing where you power drive into the turf, especially a QB. 

Unless you Hi Lo them from the side like the play that broke the starting QB?

thats the 2nd review of a score today that I disagreed with.

 

the Illiois leg hit the middle top of the  pylon, but NEVER touched out of bounds.   the pylon isnt OOB, kid didnt touch oob until 1/2 yard later.

 

9-9, what a barnburner

Just now, Helobious said:

Stupid call. Should’ve been a TD.

Yep

The nose of the football can break the goal line to infinity OB. These officials suck.

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