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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He could have like... prescribed you some Valium. 

If I die watching Texas football then so be it. 

 

Seems the V's are difficult to get anymore.  Either that or having A-Fib, chronic heart failure and high blood pressure is a disqualifier.

I guarantee you, if my health had been this bad in '05 I'd have never seen the end of the greatest football game ever played.  That being said, if I could have made it to the end, I'd have died a happy man.

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Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

I guarantee you, if my health had been this bad in '05 I'd have never seen the end of the greatest football game ever played.  That being said, if I could have made it to the end, I'd have died a happy man.

Was there with you and feel the same.  It felt like we could ascend to Heaven on VY’s shoulders in a glorious burst of bright sparkling light!  At the moment I almost had one of those Red Fox moments!

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He could have like... prescribed you some Valium. 

If I die watching Texas football then so be it. 

So I die on Wednesday instead of Thursday! Who gives a shit?

 

Phil Steele says we win, but don't cover the 8.

BTW, I never made the point spread thread. Did anyone else?

41 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

Seems the V's are difficult to get anymore.  Either that or having A-Fib, chronic heart failure and high blood pressure is a disqualifier.

I guarantee you, if my health had been this bad in '05 I'd have never seen the end of the greatest football game ever played.  That being said, if I could have made it to the end, I'd have died a happy man.

It's because Diazepam (Valium) and other benzodiazepines [the worst being Xanax (Alprazolam)] shouldn't be prescribed to the masses like candy. They are highly addictive and make it more likely for the olds to get confused and fall. You're better off healthwise not taking those medications especially in the setting of other medical comorbidities such as atrial fibrillation, congestive heart failure, and hypertension. Aside from alcohol detoxification and catatonia in the setting of severe mental illness, there is no clinical benefit to these medications. The newer generation of physicians has been trained against prescribing them.

Benzodiazepines were once thought to be the "cure all" for anxiety, but they lead to  "rebound anxiety", tolerance (needing more for the same effect), and as mentioned before addiction. As benzodiazepines have a depressant effect on the brain, they can cause or worsen clinical depression. It's not a quick fix, but therapy is the long term solution for anxiety.

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

It's because Diazepam (Valium) and other benzodiazepines [the worst being Xanax (Alprazolam)] shouldn't be prescribed to the masses like candy. They are highly addictive and make it more likely for the olds to get confused and fall. You're better off healthwise not taking those medications especially in the setting of other medical comorbidities such as atrial fibrillation, congestive heart failure, and hypertension. Aside from alcohol detoxification and catatonia in the setting of severe mental illness, there is no clinical benefit to these medications. The newer generation of physicians has been trained against prescribing them.

Benzodiazepines were once thought to be the "cure all" for anxiety, but they lead to  "rebound anxiety", tolerance (needing more for the same effect), and as mentioned before addiction. As benzodiazepines have a depressant effect on the brain, they can cause or worsen clinical depression. It's not a quick fix, but therapy is the long term solution for anxiety.

The only time I have ever been prescribed them was after my accident in 96. Took them for about 6 months and put them away, haven't had one since. Of course I didn't have all the other health problems back then that I do now, it's so much fun getting old.

It's because Diazepam (Valium) and other benzodiazepines [the worst being Xanax (Alprazolam)] shouldn't be prescribed to the masses like candy. They are highly addictive and make it more likely for the olds to get confused and fall. You're better off healthwise not taking those medications especially in the setting of other medical comorbidities such as atrial fibrillation, congestive heart failure, and hypertension. Aside from alcohol detoxification and catatonia in the setting of severe mental illness, there is no clinical benefit to these medications. The newer generation of physicians has been trained against prescribing them.
Benzodiazepines were once thought to be the "cure all" for anxiety, but they lead to  "rebound anxiety", tolerance (needing more for the same effect), and as mentioned before addiction. As benzodiazepines have a depressant effect on the brain, they can cause or worsen clinical depression. It's not a quick fix, but therapy is the long term solution for anxiety.

Well aren’t you just a party pooper.
3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

The only time I have ever been prescribed them was after my accident in 96. Took them for about 6 months and put them away, haven't had one since. Of course I didn't have all the other health problems back then that I do now, it's so much fun getting old.

Makes sense. The one piece of advice I found older people commonly impart on younger folk is to never get old. Admittedly, I didn't understand it back then.

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Well aren’t you just a party pooper.

Nah, I'm just premed. But based on Surly, I should have been either prelaw or pre-hydraulics.

If I have good tequila in my Koolaid I can handle what ever Sark throws, but not in the heat and humidity of this Saturday’s game.  You, who I will watch on TV, I salute you!  Heroes of the Republic of Texas!

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15 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Nah, I'm just premed. But based on Surly, I should have been either prelaw or pre-hydraulics.

You’re a nurse, aren’t you?

1 minute ago, Daichee Bell said:

You’re a nurse, aren’t you?

No I'm not. My paystubs are nowhere as impressive as those belonging to @GreenspointTexas .

Y'all happy if that Texas score is true?

No. Texas needs to make a statement. If they don’t, there’s no difference between Sarkisian and Herman, as well as their respective staff.


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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Heck I get too excited watching the games on television (doctor said no more watching games, but fuck him)

I get more stressed out NOT watching, just dying to know what's happening. As I do every year this close to the first game, my adrenaline is through the roof, pacing the floor and grinding my teeth.

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16 minutes ago, Viper said:

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Now that's a damned accurate depiction!

49 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Nah, I'm just premed. But based on Surly, I should have been either prelaw or pre-hydraulics.

Most posters on this board are premadonna.

52 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Well aren’t you just a party pooper.

No shit.  We got Nancy Reagan all up in here.

17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Most posters on this board are premadonna.

Got some permadonnas too. 

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Makes sense. The one piece of advice I found older people commonly impart on younger folk is to never get old. Admittedly, I didn't understand it back then.

getting old has one benefit.....everytime I go to the Doctor I get the same answer for EVERYTHING I ask. No matter what I got the reason is always the same.....birthdays...Prick!

47 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Is the band going to play The Eyes? 

Band members will be given a choice. They can either join the Longhorn Marching Band, go to football games, march on the field, and play The Eyes of Texas , OR  they can join the other (as yet unnamed) band that doesn't play The Eyes, doesn't go to football games, and will march around Clark Field. I imagine the unnamed band won't attract many students and it won't be long before it's dis-banded (pun intended). 

Most posters on this board are premadonna.
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SVP on ESPN just said he’d take ULL +9. Fuk that guy. He’s a Maryland grad who absolutely gloated when the turtles beat Tom Turtle. Twice. Would I have done the same thing if I was a Maryland grad? Yeah. But that doesn’t matter. Fuk SVP.

6 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

SVP on ESPN just said he’d take ULL +9. Fuk that guy. He’s a Maryland grad who absolutely gloated when the turtles beat Tom Turtle. Twice. Would I have done the same thing if I was a Maryland grad? Yeah. But that doesn’t matter. Fuk SVP.

This is soft 

Fox talking heads last night already starting with “Texas paid Louisiana $1.5 [b]million[/b] to play this game…” Bush, Stoops and Leinart are dying to clown on us if we lose

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8 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Fox talking heads last night already starting with “Texas paid Louisiana $1.5 [b]million[/b] to play this game…” Bush, Stoops and Leinart are dying to clown on us if we lose

Maybe we beat them by 1.5 million

We have been avg to bad for a decade and have more money than anyone, of course we are a target.   If only there was a way to shut them all up.  

24 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Fox talking heads last night already starting with “Texas paid Louisiana $1.5 [b]million[/b] to play this game…” Bush, Stoops and Leinart are dying to clown on us if we lose

All Texas haters

The tears will be much much much much much sweeter when we win the big 12 the last year in its existance.

Great win for oklahoma errr loss but uh we still think they are the better team well whatever

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4 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

We have been avg to bad for a decade and have more money than anyone, of course we are a target.   If only there was a way to shut them all up.  

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8 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Fox talking heads last night already starting with “Texas paid Louisiana $1.5 [b]million[/b] to play this game…” Bush, Stoops and Leinart are dying to clown on us if we lose

Yeah, I saw that. Also, did anybody notice how Fox pointedly refused to even mention our game in their "Big Noon Kickoff" promo? They hyped PedoState-Wisky, then UCLA-LSU, pointedly not even mentioning our game, which is sandwiched right in the middle of their other two. I saw that spot at least twice. It appears to me that they're intent on fucking us for leaving the B-12 and going to the sec and ESPN. Looks to me like they're cutting off their nose to spite their face but I'm not anywhere near smart enough to run a network whose flagship programming includes shit like The Masked Singer, so what do I know? 

Guys it’s just the media dumbasses feed off each other at this point and the hate is only going get worse now that Texas is slapping on an SEC patch on. Enjoy it, personally I like being the villain and and it seems that Hartzell and Eltife realize that’s what Texas is and should be.

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I can't think of anything better than national talking heads saying we'll lose to or barely scrape by Louisiana. 

Consider that these are the same guys who ranked Texas #5 to start the 2010 season. They always look backward instead of forward. 

All of our games were maddening close under Tom Herman. If he were here, predicting a close game would make sense. Less talented teams beat us sometimes because they could stay close. All that is gone.

All gas no brakes is a genuine philosophy here. Can we deliver? I think we score more than we did last year. 

Louisiana? I only know that generally they're good, well-coached, and likely a little over-rated. Their games were also close last year other than stomping ISU. I'm sure they're up and confident. 

With the national talking heads doubting us based on the past (not entirely unreasonable), a 21-point victory over Louisiana will look better than it actually is. We'd rise dramatically in the rankings. They like seeing us up there.

I don't think Louisiana has the horses to go toe to toe the whole game with us. If we enter the fourth quarter with a two score lead, Sark isn't going to start running out the clock. He's going to keep his foot on the gas. 

Add to the equation that Sark wants both his QBs to get work. He will not continue the irritating Texas tradition of putting in the second string and running dives every play. 

I think we crush Louisiana. I think it will be good win over a pretty damn good team that can't match our depth.

We'll know more about the Longhorns after Fayatenam. 

Hook 'Em!

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Fox talking heads last night already starting with “Texas paid Louisiana $1.5 [b]million[/b] to play this game…” Bush, Stoops and Leinart are dying to clown on us if we lose


The only clowning going on is stoops at a rainbow party. (Hint: he takes every shade of lipstick.)

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54 minutes ago, Zeus said:

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Here's a better picture from last year in Tom Herman's offense.

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1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Fox talking heads last night already starting with “Texas paid Louisiana $1.5 [b]million[/b] to play this game…” Bush, Stoops and Leinart are dying to clown on us if we lose

Is Bijan not playing because that would be the only way Texas loses.  I predict Bijan will have 150 on the ground and 100 thru the air.  It is known.  

Of course everyone is picking against the Horns. We knew that was going to happen all summer. It’s an easy, lazy pick…good G5 team with lots of starters back against underachieving blue blood that most fans dislike. That’s literally the extent of the analysis that went into these “predictions.”

5 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Is Bijan not playing because that would be the only way Texas loses.  I predict Bijan will have 150 on the ground and 100 thru the air.  It is known.  

So running for 150 and flying for another 100?  Bold call.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

So running for 150 and flying for another 100?  Bold call.

It's not that bold if you've seen #5 (for example, check my avatar)

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3 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

It's not that bold if you've seen #5 (for example, check my avatar)

Fair enough.  Let's hope he doesn't collide with Jetpack Guy.

Full Ride on xm just dogging the program and laughing at us paying them 1.5 million to beat our ass he said.  Ended with was utep busy.  Need to curb stomp them this weekend and make a point.

9 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Full Ride on xm just dogging the program and laughing at us paying them 1.5 million to beat our ass he said.  Ended with was utep busy.  Need to curb stomp them this weekend and make a point.

I'm going to go ahead and say that whatever some dumbfuck on satellite radio said about the game has exactly nothing to do with the reasons we need to win the game.

 

23 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Of course everyone is picking against the Horns. We knew that was going to happen all summer. It’s an easy, lazy pick…good G5 team with lots of starters back against underachieving blue blood that most fans dislike. That’s literally the extent of the analysis that went into these “predictions.”

Absolutely this.  Such an easy, lazy pick that gets a bunch of "oh yeah, of course" responses from the generally stupid football-watching public.  

11 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Full Ride on xm just dogging the program and laughing at us paying them 1.5 million to beat our ass he said.  Ended with was utep busy.  Need to curb stomp them this weekend and make a point.

I'd love to see the Horns stomp them but they're a good team and it's Week1.  Winning will be enough for me.

Arkansas, on the other hand, desperately needs to be stomped.

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