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Seriously. Does this bother you?
Agree, too many here and TOS get so fucking bent over what the media douche bags say, me, I never gave a fuck. Just win, everything else will fall into place
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  • Wulaw Horn
    Wulaw Horn

    I didn’t see it started. The fall camp is nothing but beer talk.  We’ve got our QB named.  We are healthy-ish.  We have substantial talent at every level on the defense.  We have a plus offensiv

  • remember this will be Sark's first game without being drunk as head coach. good luck and don't turtle.

  • South Austin
    South Austin

    And nobody will make a joke about my mom.

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15 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Lots of flip flop and flip flop, tshirt and shorts crowd in there too. 

Pond would be good for them. 

John Daly got on stage at Shiner Saloon to try and sing…

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12 hours ago, stork642 said:

Is Bijan not playing because that would be the only way Texas loses.  I predict Bijan will have 150 on the ground and 100 thru the air.  It is known.  

 

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7 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

I am not here to bash on PCPs because they're front line practitioners and referring patients to specialty care (in this case, me in Psychiatry) is still a challenging process.

Wait, are you pre-med or a psychiatrist? Or pre-med with an interest in psychiatry trying to talk like you're already done? Earlier in the thread you said you were pre-med so...you know...don't lie and shit.

1 minute ago, Genghis said:

Wait, are you pre-med or a psychiatrist? Or pre-med with an interest in psychiatry trying to talk like you're already done? Earlier in the thread you said you were pre-med so...you know...don't lie and shit.

Just how "pre" are you?   .........Sophomore. BUT, I'm doing good in all my classes though. 

 

6 minutes ago, Genghis said:

Wait, are you pre-med or a psychiatrist? Or pre-med with an interest in psychiatry trying to talk like you're already done? Earlier in the thread you said you were pre-med so...you know...don't lie and shit.

You n00b fucktard. pre-med is a running joke we have on this board. You ever watch Animal House?

You're fucking 10 posts in and calling me out that I am "lying and shit"?! You need to know your place before you confront anyone on this board.

I've been here for some time and ppl here know my occupation. I started off as a psychiatrist, I do addiction work, and also some preventive medicine/occupational medicine. 

 

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35 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I just yelled Muledick as I walked out of VY’s Steakhouse and no one replied….   Where’s the pre party crowd at?  (Tons of Louisiana fans in there tonight). Lots of flip flop and flip flop, tshirt and shorts crowd in there too. 

It'd be more remarkable if they had only one of the two flip flops

15 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You n00b fucktard. pre-med is a running joke we have on this board. You ever watch Animal House?

You're fucking 10 posts in and calling me out that I am "lying and shit"?! You need to know your place before you confront anyone on this board.

I've been here for some time and ppl here know my occupation. I started off as a psychiatrist, I do addiction work, and also some preventive medicine/occupational medicine. 

 

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Good for you and sorry if I didn't catch the joke. The field takes a whole bunch of shit and psychiatrists get accused all the time of not knowing medicine and not being real doctors so I get defensive about that. Carry on. Less than 24 hours until UT football is back.

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1 minute ago, Genghis said:

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Good for you and sorry if I didn't catch the joke. The field takes a whole bunch of shit and psychiatrists get accused all the time of not knowing medicine and not being real doctors so I get defensive about that. Carry on. Less than 12 hours until UT football is back.

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Weren't the Damn salt tablets orange??

Orange and compacted.

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

Forecast holding at a high of 98.  Sweet.

I wish it were more of an advantage but It gets real hot down in Louisiana…

Interesting note on the forecast 

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6 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

I'm at a point where after 10 years of being labelled the villain I'm ready to just embrace it and fuck evryone.

I think the cool kids say “gorilla buttfuck”

Just now, Teamdirtyleg said:

I think the cool kids say “gorilla buttfuck”

Boof*

Although either term is accepted - depending upon region.

8 hours ago, horngasm21 said:

remember this will be Sark's first game without being drunk as head coach.

good luck and don't turtle.

So 28 negs, and @THUJONE is the only one who liked this post. Really?

26 minutes ago, South Austin said:

So 28 negs, and @THUJONE is the only one who liked this post. Really?

To be fair, he laughed at it, but maybe it was a sarcastic laugh. 🤣😂😄😁🙂😐🙄

30 minutes ago, South Austin said:

So 28 negs, and @THUJONE is the only one who liked this post. Really?

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Nervous for this game. This is the biggest game in a while. Sark needs to show he's got this on the right track and is ready to put his past failures behind him. Need to make a statement and the opportunity starts now. 

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The grandkids are bringing this old fart to the game today.  We plan to spend pre game in the Alumni Center but it's been four years since I attended a game in person so I'm looking for parking information.  Isn't San Jacinto closed on game days?  Where is the closest place they can drop pops off near the Center and then find a parking spot?

43 minutes ago, BevoSwag said:

The grandkids are bringing this old fart to the game today.  We plan to spend pre game in the Alumni Center but it's been four years since I attended a game in person so I'm looking for parking information.  Isn't San Jacinto closed on game days?  Where is the closest place they can drop pops off near the Center and then find a parking spot?

MLK & San Jac

On 9/1/2021 at 2:55 PM, Grimas said:

Hell, we had all the A/C units in our house in Malaysia (one per room) set at 68 and slept under a down comforter and had condensation on the inside of every window back in the day when the company was paying for all the utilities...  :)

Now that I think about it, maybe that's why they transferred me to Norway next...

Saturday afternoon can't come fast enough...

And here you are with absolutely no ric FLAIR drip

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12 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Back in the day is right. I remember the dispenser in the locker room.

Yeah, two-a-days in 95- to 100-degree heat, or worse, and the coaches wouldn't let you drink water during practice. Said doing without made you tougher. But then, that was before helicopter parents and plaintiff's lawyers.

8 hours ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

According to this Fox promo that’s been running all night, they are only broadcasting 2 games tomorrow.

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They have been showing this all week. We're listed on their website to be shown today.  

1 hour ago, BevoSwag said:

The grandkids are bringing this old fart to the game today.  We plan to spend pre game in the Alumni Center but it's been four years since I attended a game in person so I'm looking for parking information.  Isn't San Jacinto closed on game days?  Where is the closest place they can drop pops off near the Center and then find a parking spot?

Most parking anywhere near the stadium is occupied by pass holders. You can find cash parking and pay in advance here 

https://utparking.clickandpark.com

 

Guys what if I pop Xanax with my yeungling lager before the game and a side of vaccination. How will I handle the 100 degree heat if I’m 70 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys what if I pop Xanax with my yeungling lager before the game and a side of vaccination. How will I handle the 100 degree heat if I’m 70 

Mix in some percs, benzos, and a packet of Emergen-C and you’ll be gtg. 

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys what if I pop Xanax with my yeungling lager before the game and a side of vaccination. How will I handle the 100 degree heat if I’m 70 

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Yeah, two-a-days in 95- to 100-degree heat, or worse, and the coaches wouldn't let you drink water during practice. Said doing without made you tougher. But then, that was before helicopter parents and plaintiff's lawyers.

Thank god, I’m not that old.
We did get one water break with that nasty ass quick kick.
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Buncha black username motherfuckers up in here.

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6 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Nervous for this game.

Username checks out. Stop being a pussy.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys what if I pop Xanax with my yeungling lager before the game and a side of vaccination. How will I handle the 100 degree heat if I’m 70 

You’ll probably die before Don’t Stop Believing.  

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

You’ll probably die before Don’t Stop Believing.  

But what does your wonderful mom say?

9 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

I think the cool kids say “gorilla buttfuck”

Gorilla Boof is gay gorilla sex, NTTAWWT

Well according to the ticker on GameDay, kickoff temp is high 70s and sunny.  Better bring a light coat to be safe.  

2 hours ago, MidTexHorn said:

Most parking anywhere near the stadium is occupied by pass holders. You can find cash parking and pay in advance here 

https://utparking.clickandpark.com

 

Many many thanks.  I didn't know you had to print it out until I bought the pass lol.  Glad we are late leaving.  On our way.

49 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Username checks out. Stop being a pussy.

Wtf? I never touched your mom

 

Oh wait, I thought you said "stop beating that pussy"

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Buncha black username motherfuckers up in here.


Pot, kettle, blah blah. 

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Wtf? I never touched your mom

 

Oh wait, I thought you said "stop beating that pussy"

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1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

So who is the injured starter?

his photo has only been blasted across this site and the rest of the internet for the past 24 hours

Just now, Rimbo said:

his photo has only been blasted across this site and the rest of the internet for the past 24 hours

I thought 247 said he was good to go?

1 hour ago, BevoSwag said:

Many many thanks.  I didn't know you had to print it out until I bought the pass lol.  Glad we are late leaving.  On our way.

Maybe this is a dumb question, but it says you can’t park there until 4:30?

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Never mind. It updates once you get to final check out

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