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Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Volume off. The fuk stoops sayin 

"brady and reggie were looking jealously at my bag of dicks that i was munching on during the wiscy-ped state game but there ain't no way i'm sharing a bag of dicks"

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    I didn’t see it started. The fall camp is nothing but beer talk.  We’ve got our QB named.  We are healthy-ish.  We have substantial talent at every level on the defense.  We have a plus offensiv

  • remember this will be Sark's first game without being drunk as head coach. good luck and don't turtle.

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    And nobody will make a joke about my mom.

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1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Volume off. The fuk stoops sayin 

He said he likes Sark and mentioned Hudson Card. 

Volume off. The fuk stoops sayin 

I dunno something about sucking dick

looks like the students forgot that the new rules to get into the stadium means their asses need to head to the gate 45 mins early.  its practically empty.

 

reminds me a lot of the 2019 opener when we found out the student entry gate was fucked up, and the students didnt arrive until the 2nd quarter

Just now, ztejas said:

He said he likes Sark and mentioned Hudson Card. 

he also likes bags of dicks...

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

looks like the students forgot that the new rules to get into the stadium means their asses need to head to the gate 45 mins early.  its practically empty.

 

reminds me a lot of the 2019 opener when we found out the student entry gate was fucked up, and the students didnt arrive until the 2nd quarter

I was at this game it was also hotter than balls  

 

lfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol that shit is not that empty. It will get pretty full.

oh my fucking god.... how the fuck did we rate these 2 cocksuckers as our announcers. they fucking hate us

1 hour ago, victory88 said:

Signed up for a vpn and still didn’t work.  Fml.  
 

edit:  got it work on the fox sports app using my YouTube tv with a vpn.  Thanks guys!  I’m gonna get drunk and watch this shit at the bar.

God bless you sir. Got it to work for me on the border between Germany and Switzerland. 

Bruh Hulu is behind fucking Craig way. 

NOOOO

this QB decision seems like a wildcard <---- hahaha dad joke fuck this O looks like shit 2 plays in

I have seen this lose yards two plays in a row and then over throw on a long bomb offense somewhere before.....can't recall where though?

I like that effort from Moore even though he knew it was out of reach.

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

To all the pussies: come eat your crow!

 

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Wish I was watching but I don’t actually.  Listen to it will watch dvr later
by the way, AirPods are half decent earplugs 

 

 

 

 

 

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The most difficult thing about this game was trying to decide who to hate more: Tillman or Brando? Retard vs alcoholic dementia?

Celebratory Burgers, Brats and Bourbon.

Good start.  Light the damn thing.

🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

Tillman really went all in on Sarkisian being the 12th man. Got a hearty chuckle out of that. Guarantee you Liucci was triggered.

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On 8/29/2021 at 1:06 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

I didn’t see it started. The fall camp is nothing but beer talk. 
We’ve got our QB named.  We are healthy-ish. 
We have substantial talent at every level on the defense. 
We have a plus offensive line (probably)
We have the best RB room in college football

Our TE’s are now sponsored by Surly- what could possibly go wrong there  

I’d rather not talk about the WR core- but presumably Sark can scheme around that and there’s always Kai Money  

We have a staff not run by a room temperature moron or a sociopath, or a burn out who was coasting on the fumes of a previous decades good work 

The line is texas -8 and the over under is 58  

I say we fuck them up and win by 21 on our way to the biggest surprise season since Shock The Nation in 1990  

What a glorious week.  Rejoice- game week is upon us  

 

I said 21, it was 20. Pretty pretty pretty good. 
Only thing I missed on was I had the OL room rates above the WR room. Looks like I miscalculated. 

I’ve gone to 5 longhorn games and went 5-0. I will be there this Saturday so we’re not losing this game.

6-0 bitches!
8 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:


6-0 bitches!

Sark gets it man. It's really fucking hard not to root for him. I'll take the beating if we fire him in a few years but today felt different. Here's to good years ahead. Hook'em 

If you're looking for something to do pregame, GO SIGN UP FOR BURNT ENDS RIGHT NOW. Just do the lowest tier if you want. But sign up!!
(I'm talking to you [mention=262]Bill Lumbergh[/mention] and anyone else with a black name/no flair)
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Ummm, yeah, I joined yesterday before you posted this, so I'm going to need you to shut your whore mouth.

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