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I predict Xavier Worthy is going to get in the mix, raise eyebrows, turn some heads, make some noise, and then go off in this game.  A star is born.  

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    I didn’t see it started. The fall camp is nothing but beer talk.  We’ve got our QB named.  We are healthy-ish.  We have substantial talent at every level on the defense.  We have a plus offensiv

  • remember this will be Sark's first game without being drunk as head coach. good luck and don't turtle.

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    And nobody will make a joke about my mom.

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I'm sure that no matter what the result is, surly won't rush to any unwarranted conclusions based on a single game. We'll reasonably and carefully analyze the result within the narrow context it deserves, everyone will avoid the perils of extrapolating beyond that, and we'll rationally apply the result to our expectations moving forward.

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5 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

I'm sure that no matter what the result is, surly won't rush to any unwarranted conclusions based on a single game. We'll reasonably and carefully analyze the result within the narrow context it deserves, everyone will avoid the perils of extrapolating beyond that, and we'll rationally apply the result to our expectations moving forward.

And nobody will make a joke about my mom.

5 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

I'm sure that no matter what the result is, surly won't rush to any unwarranted conclusions based on a single game. We'll reasonably and carefully analyze the result within the narrow context it deserves, everyone will avoid the perils of extrapolating beyond that, and we'll rationally apply the result to our expectations moving forward.

Surly will rush to unwarranted conclusions after the first play of the game.

10 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

Surly will rush to unwarranted conclusions after the first play of the game.

That's completely ridiculous: surly has a stellar reputation for level-headed and reasonable discourse.

Now go fuck yourself, asshat.

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

I predict Xavier Worthy is going to get in the mix, raise eyebrows, turn some heads, make some noise, and then go off in this game.  A star is born.  

But will he show out?

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

Just after he goes off.

Is this pre or post flash?

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Is this pre or post flash?

He is going to flash just after he turns some heads.    

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

He is going to flash just after he turns some heads.    

Now you're just being semantic. Whether he flashes before or after he turns heads, we can all agree that he's going to make a statement. 

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

He is going to flash just after he turns some heads.    

He sounds like a man among boys out there. 

When does he put the B12 on notice? 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

And nobody will make a joke about my mom.

But it's a Surly tradition.

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

When does he put the B12 on notice? 

It will depend which QB they trot out there in the 2nd half

If there's a hell, its a Texas game thread on the football board.

1 hour ago, touchthemonolith said:

Now you're just being semantic. Whether he flashes before or after he turns heads, we can all agree that he's going to make a statement. 

But can we all agree he will generate some buzz?

1 hour ago, touchthemonolith said:

I'm sure that no matter what the result is, surly won't rush to any unwarranted conclusions based on a single game. We'll reasonably and carefully analyze the result within the narrow context it deserves, everyone will avoid the perils of extrapolating beyond that, and we'll rationally apply the result to our expectations moving forward.

The fuck I will motherfucker….

We could win by 50 and people on here would find something to complain about. 

10 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

The fuck I will motherfucker….

Damn straight, we are some unreasonable, irrational, extrapolating motherfuckers when it comes to expectations.  

2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Damn straight, we are some unreasonable, irrational, extrapolating motherfuckers when it comes to expectations.  

10 yard minimum.

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On 8/29/2021 at 1:31 PM, LTtxfan said:

Why 'methodical' football coach Billy Napier is taking his time at Louisiana

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It's going to take something special to get Billy Napier to leave Louisiana. John David Mercer-USA TODAY Sports

6:00 AM    Alex Scarborough ESPN Staff 

 

Good story.  Sounds like a stand up guy.  We're going to skull-fuck his team.

Had Iowa St not laid an egg in the opener last year this wouldn't concern anybody. Texas by 20 with the second getting some run late. 

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

If there's a hell, its a Texas game thread on the football board.

over/under on number of 504 Gateway timeout Errors at 2

52 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

We could win by 50 and people on here would find something to complain about. 

Yeah and the bitching would be about how bad our previous coaching fucked the talent on this team.....

54 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

We could win by 50 and people on here would find something to complain about. 

Look, pal, there's nothing wrong with the pursuit of continuous improvement. 

CBS inside college football goofy fuckhead just picked Louisiana.

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Neuheisel just picked Louisiana on Inside College Football. There’s a reason this moron is no longer coaching.

Oh I see this show is just a joke?

BJs top 4 is North Carolina, ISU, USC, and bammer

Big prediction: the big12 will expand soon!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

Take care of the ball, no brain dead penalties, and don’t kick off both halves.  Then mark it a W.

New radio sideline reporter for TEXAS FOOTBALL.  Replaces "The Quan" who has too many other business commitments to continue.

Will Matthews  🤘

 

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I’ve gone to 5 longhorn games and went 5-0. I will be there this Saturday so we’re not losing this game.

10 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

New radio sideline reporter for TEXAS FOOTBALL.  Replaces "The Quan" who has too many other business commitments to continue.

Will Matthews  🤘

 

Played darts with him at the crown and anchor one night. Nice guy. 

4 hours ago, salonghorn said:

Surly will rush to unwarranted conclusions after the first play of the game.

Ballgame.

Is it fucking game day yet? 

Jesus. This week feels longer than the previous 9 months. 

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is it fucking game day yet? 

Jesus. This week feels longer than the previous 9 months. 

Trust me, being stuck at home with COVID makes the wait even slower.

8 hours ago, cam4mav said:

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It’s gonna be hard for that 5’10” QB of theirs to be able to see much after these 2 shove that skinny center into him after every snap. 

We could win by 50 and people on here would find something to complain about. 

The 2021 season kicked off already and this fucker hasn’t won a game yet! WTF?

Check Surly for “Fire____” thread.

I am disappoint!

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1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I’ve gone to 5 longhorn games and went 5-0. I will be there this Saturday so we’re not losing this game.

I have never seen the Horns beat 0u in person.  I do have the stolen 15-15 tie in '84.

But I have a grand total of 7 caps for the US National Team, 7-0-0, 12 goals for, 0 against.

So I have that going for me, which is nice.

I definitely respect the Cajuns coming into Austin on Saturday, but really look back what it took for them to beat ISU last year. Special teams and turnovers were the key to last year’s game with those two. On paper - ISU wins 8-9 out of 10 if played simultaneously.

The rest of their schedule they struggled with teams like Georgia State (NOT Georgia)!

They struggled with teams with a “pulse” the rest of the year. So yes, they return like 20 starters from last year, but if it wasn’t for the ISU upset, would they even be ranked?

I’m more worried about the following week, with this team traveling to Fayetteville.

2 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I’m more worried about the following week, with this team traveling to Fayetteville.

Arkansas sucks dick and none of their players understand or remember that rivalry. Much more concerned about Saturday.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Is it fucking game day yet? 

Jesus. This week feels longer than the previous 9 months. 

Me at work this week…

 

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8 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Our former benevolent dictator blacklab is working on getting this going again. He said next few days so it may be a mad rush to get in your first game predictions.

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28 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I definitely respect the Cajuns coming into Austin on Saturday, but really look back what it took for them to beat ISU last year. Special teams and turnovers were the key to last year’s game with those two. On paper - ISU wins 8-9 out of 10 if played simultaneously.

The rest of their schedule they struggled with teams like Georgia State (NOT Georgia)!

They struggled with teams with a “pulse” the rest of the year. So yes, they return like 20 starters from last year, but if it wasn’t for the ISU upset, would they even be ranked?

 

I see them trying to clamp down on the run early and trying to force Card to beat them with his arm against their secondary which is their team strength. Unless there are a bunch of turnover ala NC State in 99 i see our guys wearing them down and covering the spread.

we should win convincingly 

8 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Me at work this week…

 

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That productive huh?

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