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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Regular Season Thread -- Money, Masks, & Masochism

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On 11/23/2021 at 5:39 PM, Vic Mackey said:

 

That's cuz the Ginger was no threat to Jerry taking credit for everything. The Jones trust even bragged about how much training they'd put him through.

On the flip side, I wonder why Jason was so quick to go the Giants anyway? It seemed like a thankless task at the time, even though as a Cowboy fan he clearly deserved it..

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1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Heard it was the most penalty yards in Cowboys history!

Micah gonna catch a fine. He called out the officiating.

Good for him. It was worse than Vic’s taste in women.

Good for him. It was worse than Vic’s taste in women.
My taste in women gives me more pleasure than this shitty team ran by some bumfuck Arky hillbilly. This team is another lost cause. Peak early and fizzle out. I bought in and thought it was different but I'm off that train. I'll watch because it's all entertainment at the end of the day but this team is nothing more than average

its gonna be hilarious if this staff has to win @ Eagles in the last game of the year to secure a playoff spot.

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1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:
Good for him. It was worse than Vic’s taste in women.

My taste in women gives me more pleasure than this shitty team ran by some bumfuck Arky hillbilly. This team is another lost cause. Peak early and fizzle out. I bought in and thought it was different but I'm off that train. I'll watch because it's all entertainment at the end of the day but this team is nothing more than average

Your taste in women makes most people want to eat their own shit out of the toilet rather than hear/see the results of said taste 

I will laugh my ass off if our fat, fucking retard coach doesn’t win the NFC East.

That missed td to Gallup when we ended up settling for a fg going to 27-22 really hurt. That and our piss poor overtime possession…

Being down our two best wr and our two pass rushers does impact the game, but the team should be able to overcome.

The halftime show told me Jerrah cares about entertainment.

Another Turkey Day loss.  Fuck the loser Jones..

5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

The halftime show told me Jerrah cares about entertainment.

And art, don't forget about the art.

5 hours ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

That missed td to Gallup when we ended up settling for a fg going to 27-22 really hurt.

mccarthy should’ve coached harder on that play. surely it couldn’t be because our quarterback sucks ass. 

Just now, futureman said:

mccarthy should’ve coached harder on that play. surely it couldn’t be because our quarterback sucks ass. 

Surely it wasn’t because the QB was throwing to a spot and Gallup fucking tripped over the defender’s feet coming out of his break.   Watch the tape man 

6 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Surely it wasn’t because the QB was throwing to a spot and Gallup fucking tripped over the defender’s feet coming out of his break.   Watch the tape man 

yeah dak played a good game. you’re right. 

I distinctly remember Anthony Brown hitting a Patriots receiver in the facemask on a big time 3rd down overtime stop. No call there. I feel like that was more of a penalty than what he did yesterday.

Biggest missing player yesterday was Randy Gregory. Was a big part of Dallas starting 6-1.

Most penalty yards in an NFL game all year. Truth is you can throw a flag on 75% of plays if a ref really wanted to do so. Hochuli's crew tried their best.

18 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Truth is you can throw a flag on 75% of plays if a ref really wanted to do so.

*100%

42 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Biggest missing player yesterday was Randy Gregory. Was a big part of Dallas starting 6-1.

Most penalty yards in an NFL game all year. Truth is you can throw a flag on 75% of plays if a ref really wanted to do so. Hochuli's crew tried their best.

Narrator: Hochuli’s crew really wanted to do so

I’m still of the opinion that we will be fine if we can get healthy. Take away any other team’s best two receivers and best two pass rushers and let’s see how fearsome they are. Not to mention starting left tackle.

 

8 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Take away any other team’s best two receivers and best two pass rushers

our best pass rusher was on the field. 

Raiders were without their best two weapons and carved up the defense just fine. 500 yards. Can only hope D Law and Gregory make a difference alongside a less flag happy ref crew. Many of Diggs picks came due to a pass rush.

20 minutes ago, futureman said:

our best pass rusher was on the field. 

Derek Carr fell into his knee, resulting in a roughing the passer call and first down for LV. He's trash, according to the Vic standard.

Bucs went 1-3 in November last year then got hot. The margins are thin in today's NFL. Could see the offense being elite for a month but this defense is suspect. Relies purely on turnovers and Parsons.

the bottom line is that dak isn’t elite. he’s paid to be elite. he isn’t elite. he’s a fraud and a greedy asshole that put his bank account over building a roster capable of overcoming his faults. pure cancer to america's team. get ready for more 1st round playoff exits. 

Hes not Tom Brady I'll give you that. But what other QBs have taken a home town discount?

Even Baker who is trash is going to try to get 35 million a year.

the bottom line is that dak isn’t elite. he’s paid to be elite. he isn’t elite. he’s a fraud and a greedy asshole that put his bank account over building a roster capable of overcoming his faults. pure cancer to america's team. get ready for more 1st round playoff exits. 

This is overkill. Dak made lots of great plays and some not so great. “Elite” players make bad plays some times and that’s how it goes. As far as that missed td to Gallup it looked like dak expected him to cut out to the sideline and Gallup didn’t get to the spot.

Some players matter more than others on a football field. Our two top wrs and two pass rushing ends make a big difference
10 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


This is overkill. Dak made lots of great plays and some not so great. “Elite” players make bad plays some times and that’s how it goes. As far as that missed td to Gallup it looked like dak expected him to cut out to the sideline and Gallup didn’t get to the spot.

Some players matter more than others on a football field. Our two top wrs and two pass rushing ends make a big difference

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9 hours ago, futureman said:

our best pass rusher was on the field. 

Correct, but he got gassed because we don’t have our other best pass rushers to give him a break and some help 

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On 11/26/2021 at 6:10 PM, KeysPhoneWallet said:


This is overkill. Dak made lots of great plays and some not so great. “Elite” players make bad plays some times and that’s how it goes. As far as that missed td to Gallup it looked like dak expected him to cut out to the sideline and Gallup didn’t get to the spot.

Some players matter more than others on a football field. Our two top wrs and two pass rushing ends make a big difference

Dak has looked off (especially when throwing on the run) since the calf injury. Judging by how long it took Gallup and now Gregory to get over their calf injuries I'm guessing it's still affecting Dak. 

2 hours ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Dak has looked off (especially when throwing on the run) since the calf injury. Judging by how long it took Gallup and now Gregory to get over their calf injuries I'm guessing it's still affecting Dak. 

yeah maybe that but it also could be that he fucking sucks at football and isn’t capable of winning the games that count when smart defensive coordinators spend time coming up with a gameplan to shut him down. definition of “not elite” and yet we are paying him $40MM per. so we can be a playoff doormat every year. and some of y’all are actually excited and on board with it. it’s mental illness. 

On 11/26/2021 at 1:01 AM, Bullneck said:

The halftime show told me Jerrah cares about entertainment.

Told me he doesn’t 

Terence Steele was placed on the covid list and won't play on Thursday.

Probably not a big dropoff, if any, maybe an improvement with Collins starting. But Collins only played three snaps vs the Raiders with Tyron healthy on the left side. Dallas certainly can't afford any injuries at tackle.

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1 hour ago, DougO said:

Terence Steele was placed on the covid list and won't play on Thursday.

Probably not a big dropoff, if any, maybe an improvement with Collins starting. But Collins only played three snaps vs the Raiders with Tyron healthy on the left side. Dallas certainly can't afford any injuries at tackle.

Means he's unvaccinated.  Jerrah said all but like 4 players were vaccinated...... Right......

Cowboys are one of the hardest hit teams with COVID.  It's the details this organization can't get right.

 

3 hours ago, DougO said:

Terence Steele was placed on the covid list and won't play on Thursday.

Apparently he approaches the opposing pass rush and COVID the same way.

Seriously, the dumbest team in the NFL from the top down. 

1 minute ago, Horny Bull said:

 

Addition by subtraction 

You just know we’re going to run into a fucked up covid situation right before the wild card round. I don’t see it playing out any other way. 

Dallas all like…

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17 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

You just know we’re going to run into a fucked up covid situation right before the wild card round. I don’t see it playing out any other way. 

Nah man, we're just getting it all out of the way now so we can go into the playoffs healthy.

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I can't wait for the huge outbreak right before the wild card round. It will happen. This franchise can not have nice things. Any sign of hope will be ripped away at a moment's notice.

On 11/25/2021 at 10:09 AM, Horny Bull said:

Lamb is out. Did not clear concussion protocol. 

has he cleared yet?  he's a sooner so I'm a bit concerned he'll never pass it.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

 

This is an awful lot of breakthrough cases, yes? I mean all coaches and staff were required to be vaxxed or is this the start of the omicron variant that the vaccines might not protect against (the Moderna CEO was saying yesterday that the vaccine might need to be reworked for omicron or other future variants).

The Eagles can't catch them, right? Right?

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