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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Regular Season Thread -- Money, Masks, & Masochism

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On 9/10/2021 at 4:16 PM, Braff Zacklin said:

So what you will, but there's zero chance Dallas finishes .500 this season.

8-8-1 with a fucking disaster at qb

9 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Chargers are a scary matchup

I see Herbert shredding our defense. They have playmakers at WR, too. When is the last time we beat the Chargers? As an adult, I rarely remember us beating them.

Gee, I can't believe a Cowboy got the harshest penalty possible.  The NFL is usually so fair in dealing with the organization.

So glad we did not do anything to address this in the offseason and are now grasping at straws. We should have known an already shaky kicker who had surgery was going to be a huge wildcard.

 

Im partial to Jeff Buckley's version however Rufus Wainwright killed it on the Shrek soundtrack 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

It's an idiotic rule and punishment, but also maybe just don't skip the fucking tests? It's part of your fucking job.

Maybe he skipped the test so he wouldnt pop for PEDs. Dude had probably a 1% chance of playing 17 games this year and being healthy into the playoffs. Roid up, take a few games off and come back rested and ready

I see Herbert shredding our defense. They have playmakers at WR, too. When is the last time we beat the Chargers? As an adult, I rarely remember us beating them.

I can’t recall many matchups with them ever
I see Herbert shredding our defense. They have playmakers at WR, too. When is the last time we beat the Chargers? As an adult, I rarely remember us beating them.

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22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

So glad we did not do anything to address this in the offseason and are now grasping at straws. We should have known an already shaky kicker who had surgery was going to be a huge wildcard.

 

They already knew from the Dan Bailey experience that he would bounce back just fine.

22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

So glad we did not do anything to address this in the offseason and are now grasping at straws. We should have known an already shaky kicker who had surgery was going to be a huge wildcard.

 

Hajrullahu! Allah Crossbar!

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Calling out our secondary?

 

Really going out on a limb there… 

This just in Espin is a sports network for complete retards. Advanced computer statistics from 1 week tell us Dallas has exactly a 49.4% chance to lose to the Chargers. They are 0-1 so another loss would make them 0-2. That's 1+1=2 for you guys that like us to show our mathematics work. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

This just in Espin is a sports network for complete retards. Advanced computer statistics from 1 week tell us Dallas has exactly a 49.4% chance to lose to the Chargers. They are 0-1 so another loss would make them 0-2. That's 1+1=2 for you guys that like us to show our mathematics work. 

 

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It’s either gonna rain today, or it isn’t.  
 

what kind of odds to I get on 50.6% to win?   
 

Lulz 

The spread is LAC -3 so ESPN wants us to load up on the 'Boys I guess.

The AFC West seems like it will pose a threat for us. We all knew KC but the other teams don't look bad at all. I know, week 1. And shit will change as it goes on. But watching the Raiders and Carr, they will cause issues. LAC has playmakers at WR and good young QB. Denver might have the worst offense in the division but Teddy B is efficient and their defense is not bad.

Hell, we played the shit ass AFC East  a few years ago, a division most thought we could cruise through and went 1-3. 

On 9/14/2021 at 2:46 PM, C-Man said:


I can’t recall many matchups with them ever

The SNF matchup in the 80s was pretty good shootout IIRC.  

On 9/14/2021 at 1:46 PM, C-Man said:


I can’t recall many matchups with them ever

They whipped our ass at home on Thanksgiving in 2017. I know we blew a lead in SD to lose to them in 2013. Other than those 2, none come to mind where I really remember the game and result. 

Holy shit this dline is going to be a clown show. Another year where one injury can completely derail our whole unit. 

 

The Fan afternoon show said it's a Jones fracture I think. The one where it looks healed then can easily break again so they think he's out the year or at least until the final weeks of the season if in the playoff picture. 

Yep most guys have huge injury concerns even after they return.

Time to hit the eject button on this season regarding hope.

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

The Fan afternoon show said it's a Jones fracture I think. The one where it looks healed then can easily break again so they think he's out the year or at least until the final weeks of the season if in the playoff picture. 

that’s promising. 

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Hard to overstate how much Tank does for the team regarding great run defense and QB pressures. 

Gregory needs two negative tests so hopefully he can get those today and tomorrow.

 

On 9/15/2021 at 7:18 PM, Hermanator said:

The Fan afternoon show said it's a Jones fracture I think. The one where it looks healed then can easily break again so they think he's out the year or at least until the final weeks of the season if in the playoff picture. 

The entire franchise suffers from Jones fracture.

I love Micah Parsons. He embodies everything I've wanted in our defense for years and years.

 

Micah gives me strong Lawrence Taylor vibes, without the dash of criminal.

I’m sure those that hated the pick at the time are coming around on him.

12 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Micah gives me strong Lawrence Taylor vibes, without the dash of criminal.

I’m sure those that hated the pick at the time are coming around on him.

He's already showing that he's a special type of player. It's crazy.

 

Listening to Ross Tucker on the radio just now. Said he was at Micah Parsons first game in high school and he was playing as a freshman. Had 5 sacks. Penn St offered him a scholarship by his 4th game his freshman year in high school.

Yeah, so far I've been wrong on Parsons.  I didn't think he would be anywhere near as good as he has been so far. 

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2 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Micah gives me strong Lawrence Taylor vibes, without the dash of criminal.

I’m sure those that hated the pick at the time are coming around on him.

I saw a perfect comp.... Clay Matthews, who could play edge and come down and play ILB.  Great comp there.  Matthews at his height was probably a top 5 defensive player.

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