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  • Okay, grab some popcorn and your beverage of choice. Hunter is a cop wannabe. He participated in the local youth police explorer group in high school. And then proceeded to impersonate a law enforc

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#1103

For the record, he wasn’t some “this is a hoax” nut job.  

#1104
28 minutes ago, Lobo said:

For the record, he wasn’t some “this is a hoax” nut job.  

Nope, just an unapologetic capitalist who left bodies in his dust.  Those were my formative years, don't make me say anything nice about Freeport McMoran, dude.  

#1105

What a lot of people presuppose is there's a guy in the band named Freeport McMoran.  But it's like Jethro Tull man, there's not a guy with that name.  

#1107
17 hours ago, Burt said:

What is it with the realty business that attracts all the fucking nuts?

12 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Perhaps because that line of work is very dependent upon Facebook and other computer apps where they are microtargeted and thus easily reached by propaganda? That couldn't be all it is, but it's well known that micro-targeting has been a big thing, and was admitted to under testimony IIRC.

11 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

And there's also enough free time 

They spend a helluva lot of time on the internet, and they have a lot of free time.

Radicalization is easy if you have a willing audience, and your message is that it's not their fault.

 

#1108
4 hours ago, Bookman said:

Remember when UT was going to name a building after him?

 

csb: I learned to swim, and later taught swimming, in Anna Hiss Pool, which was torn down to build that building.

 

 

#1109
4 hours ago, Bookman said:

Remember when UT was going to name a building after him?

Isn’t his grandson a walkon qb?  The kid from CA?

#1110
6 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

csb: I learned to swim, and later taught swimming, in Anna Hiss Pool, which was torn down to build that building.

 

 

A good-sized portion of Anna Hiss building still remains.  They turned it into a robots lab co-working space with Army Futures Command, IIRC.

And Moffett did get his own building naming after all.  

#1111

I suck at posting links but Patrick Hampton murdered his brother by taking him out of the hospital and trying alternative CoVID cures. Info is all over Twitter and the Herman Cain sub though. 

#1112
8 hours ago, Lobo said:

And now my butt itches. 

Probably worms. Try Ivermectin.

#1113

Tickle in the Anus?  Don't jump straight to Qanon horse paste, there are mitigating steps:

 

#1114
21 minutes ago, Lobo said:

A good-sized portion of Anna Hiss building still remains.  They turned it into a robots lab co-working space with Army Futures Command, IIRC.

And Moffett did get his own building naming after all.  

Technology today blows my mind.  A student was showing me 3-D printers that everyone can own to make plastic appendages for an amputee to replace their own at home.  He was showing me his concept for a working hand.  This seems totally plausible and functional.  Why can't this happen?  

#1115
1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Technology today blows my mind.  A student was showing me 3-D printers that everyone can own to make plastic appendages for an amputee to replace their own at home.  He was showing me his concept for a working hand.  This seems totally plausible and functional.  Why can't this happen?  

Ah, so you've studied under Dr. Klahn?  He is a great leader and building an entrepreneur force of extraordinary magnitude.  

#1116
18 minutes ago, achooloco said:

I suck at posting links but Patrick Hampton murdered his brother by taking him out of the hospital and trying alternative CoVID cures. Info is all over Twitter and the Herman Cain sub though. 

What a stupid fucking moron. Jesus.

#1117
17 minutes ago, achooloco said:

I suck at posting links but Patrick Hampton murdered his brother by taking him out of the hospital and trying alternative CoVID cures. Info is all over Twitter and the Herman Cain sub though. 

He's running for the Hamilton County school board, too.  Very on point for GOP.

#1118
1 hour ago, Lobo said:

A good-sized portion of Anna Hiss building still remains.  They turned it into a robots lab co-working space with Army Futures Command, IIRC.

And Moffett did get his own building naming after all.  

 

Yes, I am aware. The wing they of that building they demolished contained the pool.

 

#1119
Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Yes, I am aware. The wing they of that building they demolished contained the pool.

 

Well I certainly hope the robots got everybody out of the pool before they demolished it.  ;) 

I drove by it about a year ago, down that dead end service drive.  They had finished the remodel and a bunch of Army NCO's were loading in crates of whatever the fuck.  And I just watched for a minute thinking, "If you had told me that the State of Texas' first women's gym would now house the world's most advanced Military-University joint robotics lab...I'd say 'The gym is self-aware Sarah Connor, come with me if you want to live'!  But yeah, the outside/inside disparity of that place is just off the wall.

#1121
1 hour ago, achooloco said:

I suck at posting links but Patrick Hampton murdered his brother by taking him out of the hospital and trying alternative CoVID cures. Info is all over Twitter and the Herman Cain sub though. 

 

#1122
1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

“If only they’d treated him with ivermectin sooner, he’d still be with us today.”  Patrick Hampton probably. 

#1123
21 hours ago, Burt said:

Been meaning to post this for a few days but kept waiting to see if she and her husband took a turn for the worst. They are friends of a friend who live in the Longview area and all she does is peddle MAGA and anti-vax shit on social media all day. 

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/heidi-heubel-hitt-50-realtor-qanon-anti-vaxxer-hospitalized-with-covid

What is it with the realty business that attracts all the fucking nuts?

here's a good page on heidi.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/heidi-heubel-hitt-50-realtor-qanon-anti-vaxxer-hospitalized-with-covid

 

#1126

So figured out links I think but this one is still early since she is still in the FA portion of FAFO. She is the longest serving member of the highest court in NY state: 

Judge Rivera

My gf got to know her well through a pre-pandemic monthly mentorship thing and spoke very highly of her before all of this. Obviously varies by state but in NY, there are definite whispers about her competency now. Destroying your legacy for a free vaccine…

#1128
2 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

delete user, ban post.  smdh.  

You, not me....right?  lol

#1132
1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

 

870a07_c5ee26db672c44ae8f69e7f47bff14b8~

Like if a Dark Crystal character fucked a mannequin and got blasted in the face by a makeup gun. Grotesque. 

#1133
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

she ded?

Fuck no.  Her prayer warriors pulled her through.  She's recovering and will now double down on her bullshit. 

#1134
48 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Like if a Dark Crystal character fucked a mannequin and got blasted in the face by a makeup gun. Grotesque. 

.....go on.....

#1135
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

.....go on.....

And then she undressed, licked her lips lasciviously, and began to rub horse paste all over her body....

#1136
54 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Like if a Dark Crystal character fucked a mannequin and got blasted in the face by a makeup gun. Grotesque. 

I'll be in my bunk.

#1137
15 minutes ago, Goredho said:

And then she undressed, licked her lips lasciviously, and began to rub horse paste all over her body....

If you think this will not be a brand of MAGA-porn in the very near future, you're not thinking right.

#1138
1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Like if a Dark Crystal character fucked a mannequin and got blasted in the face by a makeup gun. Grotesque. 

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#1139
9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If you think this will not be a brand of MAGA-porn in the very near future, you're not thinking right.

I’m going to stay in denial as long as I possibly can.

#1140
47 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If you think this will not be a brand of MAGA-porn in the very near future, you're not thinking right.

There's your next-generation grift right there.  Time to get ahead of that - e.g., get some nurse on ventilator'd MAGA action, maybe develop some Ivermectin-infused lube, etc. - that shit will pay the bills for sure.

#1141
13 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

There's your next-generation grift right there.  Time to get ahead of that - e.g., get some nurse on ventilator'd MAGA action, maybe develop some Ivermectin-infused lube, etc. - that shit will pay the bills for sure.

I fucking HATE.....that you're right.

We could make a fortune on just MAGA-hate porn -- both outward, and self-loathing.  Guy in a Trump mask railing a Pelosi stand-in.  A Guilfoyle look-alike yelling "The best...is yet....to OMYGOD I'M COMING!"  And then just lots of vids of cuck scenes with a dude nailing a gal in MAGA gear while her husband looks on.

It'll be easier and more lucrative than printing cash money. 

God I hate this timeline.

#1142
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

A Guilfoyle look-alike yelling "The best...is yet....to OMYGOD I'M COMING!"

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#1143
3 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

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You're not my target audience.  There IS a target audience.  I know it's insane to think about, but there's a segment of MAGAts who found this the height of eroticisim:

kimberly-guilfoyle-the-best-is-yet-to-co

#1145
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

There is no way Guilfoyle's target audience isn't self-loathing gay American men.

I already said "MAGAts."  So, we're not disagreeing with each other.

#1147

MAGA ain’t gonna pay for porn. 
 

They do consume a shit ton of junk food though. How about MAGA themed line of gas station snacks.
 

Starting with MAG-A-Bar. Patriot Chocolate, Ivermectin and marshmallow. 

#1148
32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I fucking HATE.....that you're right.

We could make a fortune on just MAGA-hate porn -- both outward, and self-loathing.  Guy in a Trump mask railing a Pelosi stand-in.  A Guilfoyle look-alike yelling "The best...is yet....to OMYGOD I'M COMING!"  And then just lots of vids of cuck scenes with a dude nailing a gal in MAGA gear while her husband looks on.

It'll be easier and more lucrative than printing cash money. 

God I hate this timeline.

ron-jeremy-fake-melania-trump.png
 

(yes it’s a DEEP fake)

#1150
18 minutes ago, NAVY said:

MAGA ain’t gonna pay for porn. 
 

They do consume a shit ton of junk food though. How about MAGA themed line of gas station snacks.
 

Starting with MAG-A-Bar. Patriot Chocolate, Ivermectin and marshmallow. 

Maga branded ez cheeze seems like a no-brainer

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