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  • Okay, grab some popcorn and your beverage of choice. Hunter is a cop wannabe. He participated in the local youth police explorer group in high school. And then proceeded to impersonate a law enforc

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    You can use the vagaries of the English language, like law school taught you.    Here lies Brisketexan Tremendous prick 

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23 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:
23 hours ago, Deej said:
Alabama could go to 100% vaccinated if Saban would tell them if they don't get the shots, he's stepping down. 

Auburn fans would like to know if there's a way to get UNvaccinated.

Vaccinated? They got access to Ivermectin, why would they need to get vaccinated?

50 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Better get that last meal in now, you fat fucking ignorant piece of shit. FAAFO

In an odd turn of events, I feel bad for the cops.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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So he can’t just ask to be discharged AMA and walk out?  He has to sneak out?

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So he can’t just ask to be discharged AMA and walk out?  He has to sneak out?

Since he was hauled there by the cops, I wonder if his room is locked or he's cuffed to the bed or somesuch.

Cuffed to the hospital bed?  Perhaps he gets a visit from this party animal and friends later on? 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So he can’t just ask to be discharged AMA and walk out?  He has to sneak out?

The date is January, so I doubt he's still there unless he's in a MAGA freezer.

2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Better get that last meal in now, you fat fucking ignorant piece of shit. FAAFO

This is someone I do hope dies.  I know that’s evil, but fuck him.

51 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This is someone I do hope dies.  I know that’s evil, but fuck him.

It’s not evil if society benefits from his death. One less turd in the punch bowl.  

If that Facebook post is not satire then it is indeed dead and Henry Davis was the deathbed queef.

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Ole Hunter and his newfound national profile is THE topic on the various local Facebook groups.

And I’m actually pleasantly surprised.

Three months ago - before Delta started kicking our asses - 95% of the comments would have been supportive of him and bashing the “Here’s another anti-vaxxed idiot getting what he deserved” coverage.

Now? It’s around 25% blaming the media, 25% generic T&Ps and 50% poking a finger in his eye for not being vaxxed and embarrassing our fine city.

I post this graphic everyday with our daily numbers to all our social media and our website. I took off the facility name even though it’s been plastered everywhere thanks to his dumbass. But a few people shared it in comments about his situation.

We’ve stopped being “nice” in our official communication and statements. We’re not being mean, per se, but we’ve started being blunt. Made me pleased that MAYBE our attitude has given people who have felt intimidated by the loud minority the encouragement to start speaking the truth to their neighbors.

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PS - Mr. Pepper is one of those gray people. And we currently have a total bed count of 128 because of staffing issues to put the numbers in perspective.

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You should have made one of the gray people fat.

Dude, I should make 85% of them fat.

But that’s a battle for another day lol.

16 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Damn, man, growing up as Taras Bulba's son could not have been easy.

Everything I know about Taras Bulbas was taught to me by Nikki Gogol and Yul Brenner. 

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[mention=332]Bama Chick[/mention] so do you just ask Covid patients their vax status? Are the unvaxxed patients defiant when asked? Embarrassed? 

1 - yes
2 - YES. Security and/or police have been called in particularly aggressive cases.
3 - Very few are embarrassed. They’re in denial if they’re not belligerent.
Addendum - They do end up begging for the vaccine as they’re about to intubated.

Usual response to that plea?

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20 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

So my unvaccinated employee still has COVID.  It's been over a week now.  35, fit, bike racer in his off time.  It's not getting worse, but it's also not getting better.  This has been a real struggle, alternating between a FAAFO attitude and a "Oh shit, this guy that works for me and who I generally like is sick and not getting better" attitude.  

FAAFO seems to be winning more and more, and I guess I'm ok with that.

 

Have you fired him yet?

23 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


1 - yes
2 - YES. Security and/or police have been called in particularly aggressive cases.
3 - Very few are embarrassed. They’re in denial if they’re not belligerent.
Addendum - They do end up begging for the vaccine as they’re about to intubated.

Usual response to that plea?

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Gif game strong af. 

29 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

My god-given right to enter a Wal-Mart

Incredible wasn't it? 

34 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


1 - yes
2 - YES. Security and/or police have been called in particularly aggressive cases.
3 - Very few are embarrassed. They’re in denial if they’re not belligerent.
Addendum - They do end up begging for the vaccine as they’re about to intubated.

Usual response to that plea?

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I might be evil, but this would be me watching these morons meet reality

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1 hour ago, Queen Bitch said:

My god-given right to enter a Wal-Mart

That’s from Dipshiticles, right? 
“Do not stop the insane from entering the markets of lesser goods”

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


1 - yes
2 - YES. Security and/or police have been called in particularly aggressive cases.
3 - Very few are embarrassed. They’re in denial if they’re not belligerent.
Addendum - They do end up begging for the vaccine as they’re about to intubated.

Usual response to that plea?


 

I would be so ashamed showing up at the hospital like that. I just don’t understand people.

4 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Everything I know about Taras Bulbas was taught to me by Nikki Gogol and Yul Brenner. 

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Yeah, 8 year old me watching the afternoon movie did NOT see Tony Curtis going down like that.

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Have you fired him yet?

That happens in January if he gets better and hasn't vaccinated by then.  We haven't required the vaccine yet, but it's coming.

I would be so ashamed showing up at the hospital like that. I just don’t understand people.

That is because you are thinking like you. If they had your decision making skills they would not be in that situation in the first place.
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6 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Dude, I should make 85% of them fat.

But that’s a battle for another day lol.

Let me make it easy for you

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6 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Dude, I should make 85% of them fat.

But that’s a battle for another day lol.

WhY iSN’t tHe gOVeRnMeNT teLLinG uS To eXeRciSe?!?

6 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Dude, I should make 85% of them healthy.

Auto-translated it into Obese People Slang.

from that twitter thread. 

I know this will come as a big shock to many of you, but she was a big trumptard. Just had a thing for clowns I guess. 

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You know who doesn't have a thing for clowns?

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Fucking Villages man.  She may be a trumptard, but there's a really good chance that she's been fucked by a Dem or 20. 

Lot of viagra-fueled fucking goes on in that place.  Loofa on the golf cart, etc. 

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Fucking Villages man.  She may be a trumptard, but there's a really good chance that she's been fucked by a Dem or 20. 

Lot of viagra-fueled fucking goes on in that place.  Loofa on the golf cart, etc. 

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21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Fucking Villages man.  She may be a trumptard, but there's a really good chance that she's been fucked by a Dem or 20. 

Lot of viagra-fueled fucking goes on in that place.  Loofa on the golf cart, etc. 

Yep.  A lot of fucking.

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep.  A lot of fucking.

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2 hours ago, Blotto said:

from that twitter thread. 

I know this will come as a big shock to many of you, but she was a big trumptard. Just had a thing for clowns I guess. 

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Miss Denise? I think I hear singing....

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Just imagine this being your final legacy. Dying in support of a conman from a disease you could have avoided. Just pathetic.

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Just imagine this being your final legacy. Dying in support of a conman from a disease you could have avoided. Just pathetic.

In support of a guy WHO GOT THE VACCINE.

5 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

 

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"Vaccines... how do they work??"

2 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

"Vaccines... how do they work??"

I hear they use magnets.

11 hours ago, brakeman said:

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A little song, a little dance, a little covid down her pants. 

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