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On 9/23/2021 at 8:38 PM, Bookman said:

Ummm has someone told him that many modern-day American Christians don't believe in any of that stuff? They voted for Donald Trump for fuck's sake.

Tis' but a Sect.

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  • Okay, grab some popcorn and your beverage of choice. Hunter is a cop wannabe. He participated in the local youth police explorer group in high school. And then proceeded to impersonate a law enforc

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This is what happens when you listen to republican politicians and social media.  Those are the two things this all boils down to.

You forgot decades of fucking with education.
This will guarantee this thread gets longer:
 

So if a unborn baby and mom dies can I sue the billboard company the mom, the hospital, the doctor, and each of group of people that paid for this billboard?

Of course the cchfreedom website is promoting HCQ. Of course they are. 

11 hours ago, Grandioso said:

After obsessively following the Herman Cain Awards for a week, I would estimate this to be a ranking of the deadliest entities/people in this country:

1. Jesus/Churches

2. Candace Owens

3. Memes of old sitcoms

4. Tucker Carlson

5. George Carlin (Just surreal how he has been coopted and quotes have been misattributed to him)

 

4 didn’t have nice things to say about 1, he mocked them a good deal.  I assume the Carlin stuff they are latching onto are anti-government things but they really must be good at compartmentalizing to ignore his religion bits. 

^^ Good grief that video is one of the saddest and more rage-inducing things I have ever seen. 

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They murdered Joe. How is this different from persuading a confused old man to walk in front of a train?

^^ Good grief that video is one of the saddest and more rage-inducing things I have ever seen. 

Just fuckin sad. Damn hurt my soul watchin this old man get railroaded into leaving. I know he has personal responsibility but damn
1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

^^ Good grief that video is one of the saddest and more rage-inducing things I have ever seen. 

I don't know how that doctor didn't just go off on the shitbag who convinced Joe to essentially sign his own death warrant.

I am not cut out for that kind of work.  I'd be stripped of my credentials within a few weeks.

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3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

They murdered Joe. How is this different from persuading a confused old man to walk in front of a train?

How much trouble/time did the young lady who encouraged her boyfriend/friend to off himself a few years back?  You'd think the same could be applied here. 

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20 hours ago, Grandioso said:

5. George Carlin (Just surreal how he has been coopted and quotes have been misattributed to him)

Yeah this will be your Dale Gribble "sheeple" crowd. Carlin is their Mark Twain, another king of misattribution. 

3 hours ago, williemackgarza said:


Just fuckin sad. Damn hurt my soul watchin this old man get railroaded into leaving. I know he has personal responsibility but damn

Fuck him.  He was an idiot. 

On 9/24/2021 at 1:28 PM, brakeman said:

Go to the ‘Get COVID’ Party and get covid.

This seems to be a very effective strategy.

 

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It's odd watching MAGA literally kill themselves to own the libs.

If it was going to be this easy, Soros should have released COVID-17 instead of COVID-19.

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

How much trouble/time did the young lady who encouraged her boyfriend/friend to off himself a few years back?  You'd think the same could be applied here. 

Probably not as much trouble/time as I spent 4-5 years ago convincing a woman in New England I knew (through a friend of a friend) to convince her boyfriend to fuck off (he was telling her not to talk to people on the internet or something).  Bitch turned out to be 17 so it's for the best that I never met up with her, especially since she claimed that her pestering him caused him to kill himself.  Ironically she texted me that she got out of prison last year just as covid hit.

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I'm fresh out of get will wishes Ben, but enjoy this gritty dance gif instead.

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23 hours ago, Grandioso said:

After obsessively following the Herman Cain Awards for a week, I would estimate this to be a ranking of the deadliest entities/people in this country:

1. Jesus/Churches (Just surreal how he has been coopted and quotes have been misattributed to him)

 

Also accurate 

8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm fresh out of get will wishes Ben, but enjoy this gritty dance gif instead.

A few lines of “Masters of War” come to mind for this death cult hack.

Ben Garrison dying would be the funniest thing that has happened during the entire pandemic. Even funnier than when Trump got it. 

2 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

Ben Garrison dying would be the funniest thing associated with Ben Garrison. Even funnier than when Trump got it. 

Fifm

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Probably not as much trouble/time as I spent 4-5 years ago convincing a woman in New England I knew (through a friend of a friend) to convince her boyfriend to fuck off (he was telling her not to talk to people on the internet or something).  Bitch turned out to be 17 so it's for the best that I never met up with her, especially since she claimed that her pestering him caused him to kill himself.  Ironically she texted me that she got out of prison last year just as covid hit.

Lol wut 

1 hour ago, Grandioso said:

Ben Garrison dying would be the funniest thing that has happened during the entire pandemic. Even funnier than when Trump got it. 

Will be a great cartoon.

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"I'm a going to leave" is the best quote there. 

Hey, Call the ambulance back over here.

That cartoon with Fauci getting owned by…horse parasite medicine I guess?

He has got to be an Andy Kaufman-esque performance artist. He’s taking it to “the onion” levels of absurdity now.


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A) notice how he wanted to imply Michelle Obama has a penis, but only drew a small bulge? Coward
B) ask literally any woman what they think of Michelle Obama’s arms and they will talk about them as if They were the missing arms from the Venus de milo.
C) if Michelle is such a grotesque she-male, why did Melania base her entire First Lady identity around her and steal her speech?


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7 hours ago, Grandioso said:

Ben Garrison dying would be the funniest thing that has happened during the entire pandemic. Even funnier than when Trump got it. 

We can't lose Garrison in the same 12 months we lost David Dees. Patriotic American art just can't take two such devastating blows in such rapid succession.

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It would leave us only with Jon McNaughton...

 

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Hey remember that time a deadly pandemic burned through the world and a shit ton of Americans pretended it didn't happen and then refused to get vaccinated?

2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

We can't lose Garrison in the same 12 months we lost David Dees. Patriotic American art just can't take two such devastating blows in such rapid succession.

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It would leave us only with Jon McNaughton...

 

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Conservative pr0n is weird.

Also, I would give a significant amount of money to see “White Lightning” Donald Trump in a tackling drill as a ball carrier against Ndamukong Suh.

36 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Also, I would give a significant amount of money to see “White Lightning” Donald Trump in a tackling drill as a ball carrier against Ndamukong Suh.

He wouldn't survive a tackling drill with Quandre Diggs.

23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He wouldn't survive a tackling drill with Quandre Diggs.

I’m kind of pro-overkill at this point.

Garrison dying of covid would spawn a thousand Gritty cartoon memes, each funnier than anything he ever drew.

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8 hours ago, Grandioso said:


A) notice how he wanted to imply Michelle Obama has a penis, but only drew a small bulge? Coward
B) ask literally any woman what they think of Michelle Obama’s arms and they will talk about them as if They were the missing arms from the Venus de milo.
C) if Michelle is such a grotesque she-male, why did Melania base her entire First Lady identity around her and steal her speech?


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Plus you have the element of thug/gorilla negress vs good-hearted, smiling, beautiful (white) princess.

 

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I know which man (or woman, for that matter) I'd rather be.

Looking at the racist, misogynistic Garrison drew, he not only gave Michelle a pecker he gave her an Adam's apple, just in case their was any doubt behind his intentions.

4 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

We can't lose Garrison in the same 12 months we lost David Dees. Patriotic American art just can't take two such devastating blows in such rapid succession.

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It would leave us only with Jon McNaughton...

 

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I'll allow it. 

Die Ben Die.

33 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Looking at the racist, misogynistic Garrison drew, he not only gave Michelle a pecker he gave her an Adam's apple, just in case their was any doubt behind his intentions.

I’m genuinely surprised that he didn’t label both.

Convo with a guy who works with / for my sub.


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2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Looking at the racist, misogynistic Garrison drew, he not only gave Michelle a pecker he gave her an Adam's apple, just in case their was any doubt behind his intentions.

You're right. I think maybe he's skurred of wimmin and dark people. That and his singular lack or wit, humor, or sense of irony makes him perfect for his audience.

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Replacement theory in action.

Trump:  "Fake news!  If you look at the voter fraud in some of those counties, you'll see that there are many other counties that I actually won where more people are dying!  Wait.  Dammit.  I had something for this.  I mean, the Trump counties that were incorrectly counted for Biden are seeing lower deaths.  Shit.  I mean.  Something about some underreporting of counties and then something else about overcounting Covid-19 deaths in counties I actually won that Biden actually lost."  

Meanwhile, his base is shrinking.  Literally.  

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Trump:  "Fake news!  If you look at the voter fraud in some of those counties, you'll see that there are many other counties that I actually won where more people are dying!  Wait.  Dammit.  I had something for this.  I mean, the Trump counties that were incorrectly counted for Biden are seeing lower deaths.  Shit.  I mean.  Something about some underreporting of counties and then something else about overcounting Covid-19 deaths in counties I actually won that Biden actually lost."  

Meanwhile, his base is shrinking.  Literally.  

Jerry Seinfeld that’s a shame gif. 

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

You're right. I think maybe he's skurred of wimmin and dark people. That and his singular lack or wit, humor, or sense of irony makes him perfect for his audience.

Looks about like I expected...maybe a little younger. 

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14 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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At last, the pandemic provides some good news! Let's see if we can get that ratio up by bringing the blue line down and the red line up!

Cue Daily Texan refugee to cite this as how mean and circle-jerky all of us radical, socialist libs are in here.

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