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I hate fake and falsely attributed quotes on the Internet, but Martin Luther actually said every word of these quotes when the Black Plague was ravaging Germany. I grew up Catholic and so did he, lol, but man, Evangecalism now has nothing to do with the Protestantism of Luther's invention or even Christianity as a whole.

I know, I know, we've all been saying that on her for years, but I love this stuff from Luther, the OG Preacher of FAFO.

There's this:

“I shall ask God mercifully to protect us. Then I shall fumigate, help purify the air, administer medicine and take it. I shall avoid places and persons where my presence is not needed in order not to become contaminated and thus perchance inflict and pollute others and so cause their death as a result of my negligence. If God should wish to take me, he will surely find me and I have done what he has expected of me and so I am not responsible for either my own death or the death of others. If my neighbor needs me however I shall not avoid place or person but will go freely as stated above. See this is such a God-fearing faith because it is neither brash nor foolhardy and does not tempt God.”

And this:

"They are much too rash and reckless, tempting God and disregarding everything which might counteract death and the plague. They distain the use of medicines; they do not avoid places and persons infected by the plague, but lightheartedly make sport of it and wish to prove how independent they are. They say that it is God’s punishment; if he wants to protect them he can do so without medicines or our carefulness. This is not trusting God but tempting him. God has created medicines and provided us with intelligence to guard and take good care of the body so that we can live in good health. 

If one makes no use of intelligence or medicine when he could do so without detriment to his neighbor, such a person injures his body and must beware lest he become a suicide in God’s eyes. By the same reasoning a person might forego eating and drinking, clothing and shelter, and boldly proclaim his faith that if God wanted to preserve him from starvation and cold, he could do so without food and clothing. Actually that would be suicide. 

It is even more shameful for a person to pay no heed to his own body and to fail to protect it against the plague the best he is able, and then to infect and poison others who might have remained alive if he had taken care of his body as he should have. He is thus responsible before God for his neighbor’s death and is a murderer many times over."

 

 

49 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
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Robert David Steele, the conspiracy theorist who organized a far-right event in Belfast in July and called COVID-19 a hoax, has reportedly died of the disease. 

Steele, a former CIA officer, was hospitalized with COVID-19 in early August, shortly after he spoke to a large crowd at the Crosby Center.

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Known for anti-Semitic beliefs and falsely asserting that NASA operates a child slave colony on Mars, Steele was also a promoter of the sprawling QAnon conspiracy that centers on the baseless idea that former President Donald Trump will vanquish a shadowy cabal of Democratic pedophiles.

Steele made an assortment of wild claims during the Belfast event, including that U.S. military bases are "lily pads" used for the smuggling of gold and children.

Season 4 Wow GIF by The Office

 

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

 

Hope they buried him in those oakleys.  

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

So many of these idiots have 3+ kids

and likely have no will and no more than $1000 in savings.

that women and her 4 kids have a hard road ahead of them.

9 hours ago, Hanrahan said:

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Thoughts and prayers............you stupid bitch!

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16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, you know . . . James made the decision, not the idiots who spewed the lunacy.  Maybe blame James just a bit.

But James dead.

10 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

I hope those guys passed from old age by now. That picture is kind of old.

They were the subject of several news articles in 2018, and as far as I could tell they're still living in Ohio.

There are an awful lot of nutty people in this country.

1 minute ago, Bookman said:

There are an awful lot of nutty people in this country.

I'm starting to think nutty is the norm, and the non-nutters are the nuts.

17 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, you know . . . James made the decision, not the idiots who spewed the lunacy.  Maybe blame James just a bit.

If I gave knowingly really crappy medical advice, that fails to met standard of care, to strangers online and they died even though they could choose to follow it or not, then I would be steak tartar in front of the state medical board.  Ultimately the blame lies at feet of the individual who chooses poorly but there’s plenty of blame to go around in this pandemic. 
 

Back to the DT.

1 hour ago, Newdoc said:

If I gave knowingly really crappy medical advice, that fails to met standard of care, to strangers online and they died even though they could choose to follow it or not, then I would be steak tartar in front of the state medical board.  Ultimately the blame lies at feet of the individual who chooses poorly but there’s plenty of blame to go around in this pandemic. 

I did say "blame James just a bit".  I agree, those who prey on the weak-minded share in the blame.

I still can't figure out the upside in doing so, but lots of things in life never make any sense.

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's a helluva sunk cost fallacy to ride your beliefs into the grave because you don't want to admit you're wrong.

As I said elsewhere, some of these people really fucking piss me off, not because they were anti-maskers/anti-vaxxers, but because they had young families that relied on them, and they ultimately should have manned the fuck up and gotten the vaccine and done everything they could to protect their kids and to be around for their kids upbringing. Instead, they fuck around and find out and leave their wives begging on GoFundMe for money to pay the bills and buy their kids clothes.

When you are a high-profile anti-mask/anti-vax type out there, and you fuck around and find out, everybody will learn just how well you took care of, or did not take care of your family.  People will learn how much of a failure you were as a man, a father, and a husband, when you die and leave your wife/family without any money to pay the bills.

The thing about Caleb Wallace is that he most likely will be buried in his boots and thus in his last moment depriving the Widow Wallace of that one most essential Republican mainstay: bootstraps.

So yeah, that online charity plea is pretty much what's left.

23 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not to derail but do all/any of these radio hosts actually have a radio or TV show, or did they just have a streaming and/or youtube channel? Calling some of them radio hosts can be giving them too much street cred.

There's a ton of AM radio stations still on the air. They're 20% religious, 80% GQP talk.

11 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Hope they buried him in those oakleys.  

Why is it always Oakleys? Can someone get an “Unvaxxed COVID Death” starter pack going? Oakleys, MAGA hat, truck nuts and a GoFundMe. 

Are we sure that Steele really worked for the CIA? Does that mean I have to believe that the shaved-head fat guy down at the poolhall was really a SEAL?

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I did say "blame James just a bit".  I agree, those who prey on the weak-minded share in the blame.

I still can't figure out the upside in doing so, but lots of things in life never make any sense.

Those telephone doctors prescribing horse dewormer are charging $90 a pop. And telephone wait times to that site are loonng.

America's Frontline Doctors, Time Magazine

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 AFLD has been a leading promoter of ivermectin, a medication typically used to treat parasitic worms in livestock, as a “safe and effective treatment” for COVID-19. Through its website, Mike says, he paid the group $90 for a telemedicine appointment with a doctor willing to prescribe the drug.

 

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Those telephone doctors prescribing horse dewormer are charging $90 a pop. And telephone wait times to that site are loonng.

America's Frontline Doctors, Time Magazine

 

Grifters gonna grift. 

9 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Those telephone doctors prescribing horse dewormer are charging $90 a pop. And telephone wait times to that site are loonng.

America's Frontline Doctors, Time Magazine

 

jesus h

20 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Those telephone doctors prescribing horse dewormer are charging $90 a pop. And telephone wait times to that site are loonng.

America's Frontline Doctors, Time Magazine

 

State boards are gonna start yanking Licenses for a lot of covid denier docs and those using these type of treatments.  I’ll try to find the memos but I’m sure red states will leave those docs alone.  Shame.  

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1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

State boards are gonna start yanking Licenses for a lot of covid denier docs and those using these type of treatments.  I’ll try to find the memos but I’m sure red states will leave those docs alone.  Shame.  

We don't have to believe in no librul science

 

God damn, why don’t I do this? Why do I have to have a conscience.
3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

State boards are gonna start yanking Licenses for a lot of covid denier docs and those using these type of treatments.  I’ll try to find the memos but I’m sure red states will leave those docs alone.  Shame.  

 at $90 a pop for maybes 15 minute phone call, no way they can take that level of grift away.  

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I guess he was!

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Pastor Tim:  God, why didn't you help me? 

God: You dumbass, I gave y'all a vaccine...  take the elevator south, please. 

 

PS - God just spared this idiot from having to watch Cal's Cats this season. 

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A little closer to home, a pastor at Life Point Church in Hitchcock, Texas passed away earlier this month and his wife (I think) is still hospitalized with COVID. Neither vaccinated. Their area has a 38% vaccination rate apparently.

 

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On 8/30/2021 at 5:52 AM, Neonmoon said:

You’re missing like 20 conservative radio hosts 

I wouldn't say I've been missing them, Bob.

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

jfc this pandemic is creating a shitload of orphans/single parent households

Guess who gets to help take care of them?  The government/communities (i.e. socialism).

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

jfc this pandemic is creating a shitload of orphans/single parent households

There were approximately 400,000 US service personnel killed in WW2.

We're 50% beyond that in 18 months.

Sure, it's not the same age/gender extent, but it's still 50% more dead Americans in maybe 1/3 of the time frame.  It's devastating.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Posted upthread but I will do it again -- Martin Luther's words from 1527:

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"They are much too rash and reckless, tempting God and disregarding everything which might counteract death and the plague. They disdain the use of medicines; they do not avoid places and persons infected by the plague, but lightheartedly make sport of it and wish to prove how independent they are. They say that it is God’s punishment; if he wants to protect them he can do so without medicines or our carefulness. This is not trusting God but tempting him. God has created medicines and provided us with intelligence to guard and take good care of the body so that we can live in good health.

If one makes no use of intelligence or medicine when he could do so without detriment to his neighbor, such a person injures his body and must beware lest he become a suicide in God’s eyes. By the same reasoning a person might forego eating and drinking, clothing and shelter, and boldly proclaim his faith that if God wanted to preserve him from starvation and cold, he could do so without food and clothing. Actually that would be suicide.

It is even more shameful for a person to pay no heed to his own body and to fail to protect it against the plague the best he is able, and then to infect and poison others who might have remained alive if he had taken care of his body as he should have. He is thus responsible before God for his neighbor’s death and is a murderer many times over." 

 

To which I will add -- we don't hear much about this being God's punishment, I guess because it isn't confined to one city the pastors of these false religions can brand as sinful. 

 

Here's another theme they seem to like:

 

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That one always gets me.  Yes, I agree, Cancer treatments and insulin should be free!  However, the vaccine being "free" to you has nothing to do with those.

 

(She's dead, btw)

 

 

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On 8/30/2021 at 5:08 AM, MaybeACoordinator said:

A dedicated thread for those who publicly fucked around and found it -- especially those who encouraged others to follow their lead.

1. Caleb Wallace, the "Freedom Defender" of San Angelo. Hosted a July 4 Freedom Rally in San Angelo and got sick later that month. Would not see a doctor because, his widow explained, he did not want to contribute to the statistics. Turned to ivermectin and high doses of zinc and vitamin C but went into a coma and died on August 8, a month and four days after his hosting of a superspreader event. He leaves behind a pregnant wife and three kids; you can find their GoFundMe if you want to. And maybe you should -- his widow did not share his views and masks up regularly. Not her fault nor their kids'.

Good foreshadowing

2 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Here's another theme they seem to like:

 

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That one always gets me.  Yes, I agree, Cancer treatments and insulin should be free!  However, the vaccine being "free" to you has nothing to do with those.

 

(She's dead, btw)

 

 

 

Oh yeah, not to mention as far as I know Diabetes and Cancer aren't contagious. 

35 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

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God called Crystal a dumbass. 

12 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Oh yeah, not to mention as far as I know Diabetes and Cancer aren't contagious. 

Have you done your own research?

19 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

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"They are much too rash and reckless, tempting God and disregarding everything which might counteract death and the plague. They distain the use of medicines; they do not avoid places and persons infected by the plague, but lightheartedly make sport of it and wish to prove how independent they are. They say that it is God’s punishment; if he wants to protect them he can do so without medicines or our carefulness. This is not trusting God but tempting him. God has created medicines and provided us with intelligence to guard and take good care of the body so that we can live in good health. "

The bold part exactly.  Like the joke about the praying for god to save them from a flood the neighbor comes by but they turn them away, then a firefighter but they still won't leave.  When the person dies and asked God why he didn't save him the replay is I sent your neighbor and a firefighter.

So the vaccine is help, if you don't take that help you are taunting God not relying on him.

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