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18 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Here's another theme they seem to like:

 

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That one always gets me.  Yes, I agree, Cancer treatments and insulin should be free!  However, the vaccine being "free" to you has nothing to do with those.

 

(She's dead, btw)

 

 

Well, there's an unnamed party adamant that sick Americans get the worst possible ROI for their taxes (or as this unnamed party likes to call it, "free") for the entirety of our lifetimes. 

Now let's hear from libertarians arguing we need a more robust regulatory bureaucracy cuz this timeline just isn't retarded enough. 

24 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Don't know if he specifically is a Covid denier, but most of his fans are denier-adjacent. 

David Allen Coe hospitalized with covid 19

 

Always liked him and loved his music but he’s always seemed to be kind of a dumbass so he could possibly be an anti vaxxer. But I have no idea.

Irregardless I hope he makes it. 

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28 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Don't know if he specifically is a Covid denier, but most of his fans are denier-adjacent. 

David Allen Coe hospitalized with covid 19

 

"I was on a ventilator the day my mom got out of prison..."

49 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 

Oh yeah, not to mention as far as I know Diabetes and Cancer aren't contagious. 

Maybe not, but a guest columnist in Field & Stream says you can cure 'em with goat suppositories.

 Don’t credit the racist pos for a song he didn’t write. 

 

Whoever told the story about their mom having a party where folks were pissing on Coe’s  new album, while Coe was in attendance and later cried, thanks! I laugh whenever I think about it.

One day in high school I get into a friend's car, and he's playing a country song about a dad wanting to have sex with his daughter one more time. That was my introduction to David Allen Coe.

3 minutes ago, Bookman said:

One day in high school I get into a friend's car, and he's playing a country song about a dad wanting to have sex with his daughter one more time. That was my introduction to David Allen Coe.

I feel badly for your friend's sister.

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This thread is awful. Subscribed.

4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

A little closer to home, a pastor at Life Point Church in Hitchcock, Texas passed away earlier this month and his wife (I think) is still hospitalized with COVID. Neither vaccinated. Their area has a 38% vaccination rate apparently.

 

Covid is acting as an angel of mercy when it takes someone away from Hitchcock. 

2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Always liked him and loved his music but he’s always seemed to be kind of a dumbass so he could possibly be an anti vaxxer. But I have no idea.

Irregardless I hope he makes it. 

He had a song that felt like he wrote it about me.  Can’t listen to it without wondering. Didn’t get a ton of airplay though. 
 

It’s called I made Linda Lovelace choke. 
 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

 Don’t credit the racist pos for a song he didn’t write. 

 

Whoever told the story about their mom having a party where folks were pissing on Coe’s  new album, while Coe was in attendance and later cried, thanks! I laugh whenever I think about it.

That would be my mama, god rest her soul. Here she is probably backstage at the Armadillo with East Austin blues pianist Robert Shaw. 

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Whatever you think about DAC, if you like country music even a little bit, check out his son Tyler Mahan Coe's podcast Cocaine & Rhinestones. It is fucking amazing. (Last time I talked to Tyler he and his dad weren't talking and hadn't for years, but Tyler is an ornery little prick all on his own. In a good way.)

Did this get posted yet?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/93yjzp/qanon-anti-vaxxer-called-covid-a-hoax-even-as-his-lungs-stopped-functioning

Robert David Steele, a former CIA officer turned conspiracy theorist who claimed to be the first person to call COVID-19 a hoax, has died from COVID-19.

Steele, who was among the earliest QAnon promoters and helped the conspiracy theory move from the fringes of the internet into the mainstream, was hospitalized with symptoms of COVID-19 earlier this month. But he continued to spread anti-vaccine and COVID-denial conspiracy theories until the end.
On 8/30/2021 at 3:14 PM, Lobo said:

Pride goeth before the Ventilator ? 

 

and a haughty spirit before intubation

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i went back and forth, eventually settling with fewer. I could be wrong.

You’re not wrong.

You’re not wrong.
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6 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Here's another theme they seem to like:

 

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That one always gets me.  Yes, I agree, Cancer treatments and insulin should be free!  However, the vaccine being "free" to you has nothing to do with those.

 

(She's dead, btw)

 

 

Free tacos. Get your free tacos.

Fuck you and your free tacos. Why aren't hamburgers free?

I don't know, sir. We're just giving out free tacos.

What about steak? Keep your goddamn free tacos. 

You really showed him, Cletus. (cough)

 
"Sadly"???

Fuck that noise.

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12 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Always liked him and loved his music but he’s always seemed to be kind of a dumbass so he could possibly be an anti vaxxer. But I have no idea.

Irregardless I hope he makes it. 

 

9 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

fewer every day

 

 

8 hours ago, Lobo said:

Less?

 

8 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

i went back and forth, eventually settling with fewer. I could be wrong.

 

8 hours ago, DDD Dad said:


You’re not wrong.

 

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8 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

You’re not wrong.

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@DDD Dad standard or nonstandard (bolded in first post)? I say nonstandard and redundant.

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Just by looking at Chloe's photo and where she's from in Illinois, I could already tell she pronounces Moderna, "MA-DARE, NA!" 

I'm surprised somebody that stupid could afford a plane ticket to Hawaii.  This is gonna sound misogynist but I don't care because she could cost people their lives, Chloe sucked and fucked her way to Waikiki.  The (false) side effects about the vaccine causing infertility would do Chloe some good.   

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A whole shitload of these people are being described as "they really loved everybody, even if they didn't agree with them", "there was not a selfish bone in their body", "they would help anybody at the drop of the hat!"

FUCK THAT.  These motherfuckers were doing everything they could to prolong a fucking pandemic.  These motherfuckers took up hospital beds and helped overwhelm our hospitals, leading to a shit-ton of healthcare professionals getting burned out and/or quitting.  These motherfuckers are leaving the rest of us with their hospital bills (SOCIALISM YO!) and relying on fucking GoFundMe's to cover the bills for their kids/spouses/funerals, etc.

They are the very fucking definition of selfish.  If they were helpful and loved everybody, we wouldn't all be chipping in $20 so their their widow can keep the lights on for their little kids.

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44 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

A whole shitload of these people are being described as "they really loved everybody, even if they didn't agree with them", "there was not a selfish bone in their body", "they would help anybody at the drop of the hat!"

FUCK THAT.  These motherfuckers were doing everything they could to prolong a fucking pandemic.  These motherfuckers took up hospital beds and helped overwhelm our hospitals, leading to a shit-ton of healthcare professionals getting burned out and/or quitting.  These motherfuckers are leaving the rest of us with their hospital bills (SOCIALISM YO!) and relying on fucking GoFundMe's to cover the bills for their kids/spouses/funerals, etc.

They are the very fucking definition of selfish.  If they were helpful and loved everybody, we wouldn't all be chipping in $20 so their their widow can keep the lights on for their little kids.

 

Not even if he was the life of every party and lit up every room he went in? Or how he never met a stranger?

2 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Or how he never met a stranger?

He met a lot of strangers in the last month of his life.  He may not have realized it, since he was unconscious.

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

A whole shitload of these people are being described as "they really loved everybody, even if they didn't agree with them", "there was not a selfish bone in their body", "they would help anybody at the drop of the hat!"

FUCK THAT.  These motherfuckers were doing everything they could to prolong a fucking pandemic.  These motherfuckers took up hospital beds and helped overwhelm our hospitals, leading to a shit-ton of healthcare professionals getting burned out and/or quitting.  These motherfuckers are leaving the rest of us with their hospital bills (SOCIALISM YO!) and relying on fucking GoFundMe's to cover the bills for their kids/spouses/funerals, etc.

They are the very fucking definition of selfish.  If they were helpful and loved everybody, we wouldn't all be chipping in $20 so their their widow can keep the lights on for their little kids.

Amen to this!

Add Joe Rogan to the waiting list…

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

A whole shitload of these people are being described as "they really loved everybody, even if they didn't agree with them", "there was not a selfish bone in their body", "they would help anybody at the drop of the hat!"

FUCK THAT.  These motherfuckers were doing everything they could to prolong a fucking pandemic.  These motherfuckers took up hospital beds and helped overwhelm our hospitals, leading to a shit-ton of healthcare professionals getting burned out and/or quitting.  These motherfuckers are leaving the rest of us with their hospital bills (SOCIALISM YO!) and relying on fucking GoFundMe's to cover the bills for their kids/spouses/funerals, etc.

They are the very fucking definition of selfish.  If they were helpful and loved everybody, we wouldn't all be chipping in $20 so their their widow can keep the lights on for their little kids.

 

28 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Amen to this!

It also goes back to the Alternate Reality they inhabit. In their world, they are smarter than the director of the National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, they are a righteous and peace-loving Patriot able and willing to beat police officers and poke their eyes out while storming the Capitol in order to overthrow the results of a legal election although unable to explain how ballot counting actually works,  staunch Christians who believe that tear gassing BLM protestors outside of a church is an honorable display of law and order because all lives matter and most especially the lives that matter most are white and male. They are emotionally weak while believing themselves to be strong. It's pretty sad.

47 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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"let us die" 

Deal!

Although I'm  pissed your dumb ass was taking up  space in the ICU. They should have rolled her out into the back alley and let the stupid cunt die there. and judging by her appearance, I seriously doubt any food lasts in her freezer for months, especially chicken nuggets. Good job leaving your kids without a mom. good effort. 

10 minutes ago, tigol said:

Add Joe Rogan to the waiting list…

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The podcast host said that his symptoms included "feeling very weary," "a headache" and feeling "run down" before a fever and "sweats" set in. Upon being tested, Rogan was informed that he had contracted COVID-19.

He said he's treating the affliction with ivermectin, an anti-parasitic drug often used to treat animals. 

Rogan pushing up daisies due to the 'rona might actually have some effect on the lemmings. We can always find somebody else to cover UFC fights. My guess is that he'll actually get the monoclonal antibody treatment, and conveniently neglect to mention that part of his treatment regimen. 

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Rogan pushing up daisies due to the 'rona might actually have some effect on the lemmings. We can always find somebody else to cover UFC fights. My guess is that he'll actually get the monoclonal antibody treatment, and conveniently neglect to mention that part of his treatment regimen. 

I'm pretty sure he has said he already got the antibody treatment.

Oh he will make it through. Too much of a POS to have a bad outcome.

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1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Oh he will make it through. Too much of a POS to have a bad outcome.

This. And with the amount of steroids he's pumped into his body over the years a little horse paste ain't nothing but a thang to him.

 

I'm want to put a placeholder here.

#fafo

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

This. And with the amount of steroids he's pumped into his body over the years a little horse paste ain't nothing but a thang to him.

Delta -2.5

i'll take Delta by a field goal.

I dunno @brakeman. On the radio/YouTube personality scale of fame and fortune, he's got a little higher ranking than the latest round of FAFO types. With the antibody treatment and his personal wealth, I'm thinking he's going to go through this w/o much more than a fever and will make more $$ by talking up his 'beating this weak virus.'

I will happily admit to being wrong if it turns out any other way.

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