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Crazy thought:  get the vaccine

 

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I watched a couple "King of the Hill" episodes on some off channel today.  It occurred to me that all these anti-vax fucks are basically Dale.

1 minute ago, PsychMike said:

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Dammit, this isn't the happy ending I come to this thread for!

I'm going to keep my eyes open for applicants with degrees from Goldey-Beacom College.  It's clearly an underrated powerhouse.

“Lost her joy,”  sounds like the stuff I used to hear from a friend who was into Osteen, Bible Church, and Trump. He referenced his joy often. This is nearly half a decade ago, as we haven’t spoken in the same span of years.

Lauren used to abuse opioids and was arrested and charged for violating heroin and meth laws in Tennessee, so maybe the reason for her brain fog is more than COVID.

Perhaps she should have reconsidered experimenting with the off label drugs and gone with the vaccine.

25 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Man I am so sad she lost her joy. That really sucks for her. I'm sure she was so much more upbeat and understanding before her demonic infection.

my gf's name is Joy so this hits close to home

1 hour ago, PsychMike said:

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, the fafo momentum is waning right at the critical time

It's a daily parade at Herman Cain Award.

 

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18 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

It's a daily parade at Herman Cain Award.

 

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1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

“Lost her joy,”  sounds like the stuff I used to hear from a friend who was into Osteen, Bible Church, and Trump. He referenced his joy often. This is nearly half a decade ago, as we haven’t spoken in the same span of years.

I assumed that meant she'd had a female circumcision.

53 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

It's a daily parade at Herman Cain Award.

 

Ah yes, dying peacefully of pneumonia. Nothing is more peaceful than straining for breath, your body starved of oxygen, and dying slowly and then quickly of asphyxiation. AT least a plastic bag over the head will be over in a few minutes after you pass out. 

Yeah, I've had multiple bouts of pneumonia, two of which put me in the hospital for a week or more, one of which was bacterial.

I can't really think of a more descriptive word for those experiences than "peaceful".  It was practically like a beach vacation.  Sign me up.

39 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ah yes, dying peacefully of pneumonia. Nothing is more peaceful than straining for breath, your body starved of oxygen, and dying slowly and then quickly of asphyxiation. AT least a plastic bag over the head will be over in a few minutes after you pass out. 

All while using what little breath she had left to blame the Jews.  She didn't die peacefully at all.

19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

in my veins...

 

 

 

I bet a dollar that Jim Walsh has asked at least one small boy if he likes gladiator movies.

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I bet a dollar that Jim Walsh has asked at least one small boy if he likes gladiator movies.

nah, he'll jump straight to "seen a grown man naked"

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2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

It's a daily parade at Herman Cain Award.

 

Excellent comment in the reddit thread

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Maybe "Jews" was the name of the sled.

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, I've had multiple bouts of pneumonia, two of which put me in the hospital for a week or more, one of which was bacterial.

I can't really think of a more descriptive word for those experiences than "peaceful".  It was practically like a beach vacation.  Sign me up.

Me too.  First one was the worst and knocked me on my ass while on vacation in France.  Spent over a week in the hospital.  No thanks.  I get the flu shot every year and occasionally the pneumonia shot too.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, I've had multiple bouts of pneumonia, two of which put me in the hospital for a week or more, one of which was bacterial.

I can't really think of a more descriptive word for those experiences than "peaceful".  It was practically like a beach vacation.  Sign me up.

I had pneumonia a few years ago, in my 40s (and therefore a man) and it was caught early enough that I was medicated and able to stay at home and didn't have to be hospitalized, but fuck me sideways there was nothing peaceful about it.  It was one of those things where it was like "oh fuck, my kids are so young, I've got a lot of stuff I want to do with them, teach them, etc." some real Last Lecture shit was going through my head at one point.  And I knew I was going to probably be okay, but still.

Being in the hospital on a ventilator and knowing there is a decent chance I'll die is a nightmare scenario for me.  Nothing peaceful at all about that.

28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I had pneumonia a few years ago, in my 40s (and therefore a man) and it was caught early enough that I was medicated and able to stay at home and didn't have to be hospitalized, but fuck me sideways there was nothing peaceful about it.  It was one of those things where it was like "oh fuck, my kids are so young, I've got a lot of stuff I want to do with them, teach them, etc." some real Last Lecture shit was going through my head at one point.  And I knew I was going to probably be okay, but still.

Being in the hospital on a ventilator and knowing there is a decent chance I'll die is a nightmare scenario for me.  Nothing peaceful at all about that.

You just don't want to own the libs bad enough.  

5 hours ago, Gap03 said:

Dammit, this isn't the happy ending I come to this thread for!

 

5 hours ago, PsychMike said:

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We need to have a “Who said it: right wing social media figure or hobo shouting on the street” quiz. Thats some grade A nutso gobbledygook. 

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

He fucked around. He found out.  Her husband didn't get the vaccine. She did.  Before being put on the ventilator he told her he wished he gotten the vaccine.

https://www.kwtx.com/2021/10/20/waco-father-dies-covid-19-wife-says-vaccine-saved-her-falling-ill-too/

Our resident anti vax trolls currently posting in the other thread did their job and they did it well.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I had pneumonia a few years ago, in my 40s (and therefore a man) and it was caught early enough that I was medicated and able to stay at home and didn't have to be hospitalized, but fuck me sideways there was nothing peaceful about it.  It was one of those things where it was like "oh fuck, my kids are so young, I've got a lot of stuff I want to do with them, teach them, etc." some real Last Lecture shit was going through my head at one point.  And I knew I was going to probably be okay, but still.

When I was hospitalized with bacterial pneumonia, the doc came in on day 2, showed me my X-ray, and said with no comforting bedside manner "there's about a 10% chance this will kill you".

Let me tell you, that will get your attention.

19 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

He fucked around. He found out.  Her husband didn't get the vaccine. She did.  Before being put on the ventilator he told her he wished he gotten the vaccine.

https://www.kwtx.com/2021/10/20/waco-father-dies-covid-19-wife-says-vaccine-saved-her-falling-ill-too/

clogged up a hospital bed for nearly a month. fuck that guy

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

When I was hospitalized with bacterial pneumonia, the doc came in on day 2, showed me my X-ray, and said with no comforting bedside manner "there's about a 10% chance this will kill you".

Let me tell you, that will get your attention.

Just imagine how comforting they are these days.

4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

It's a daily parade at Herman Cain Award.

 

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28 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

He fucked around. He found out.  Her husband didn't get the vaccine. She did.  Before being put on the ventilator he told her he wished he gotten the vaccine.

https://www.kwtx.com/2021/10/20/waco-father-dies-covid-19-wife-says-vaccine-saved-her-falling-ill-too/

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“I really feel like sometimes people are so focused on the fact that they don’t have to get the vaccine that they don’t stop to think about that fact that maybe they should,” Modesta said.

I am just deeply saddened by this man’s death. He was lied to. He believed it. He died and he didn’t have to, he died because it was convenient for others.

 

32 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I am just deeply saddened by this man’s death. He was lied to. He believed it. He died and he didn’t have to, he died because it was convenient for others.

 


He died because he was used as a pawn in a game that he wasn't intellectually equipped to understand.  He means nothing to the people who convinced him not to get vaxxed.

 

51 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

Did Glamor Shots reopen?

Under the name "Instagram"

Lauren Witzke also  blamed TruNews for making her aware of the infection, insisting that nasal swabs were ultimately responsible for her getting COVID-19. "I'm an idiot for submitting to their demands and getting tested," she wrote, "and yes I know I need a good husband in my life to keep me from making bad decisions."


Two observations:  1) 40 percent of Delaware voters voted for her, thinking she was the best candidate for the United States Senate . That's scary. 2) she's crazy but she's also kind of hot. Which of you is man enough to take up the challenge of keeping her from making bad decisions?

10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I am just deeply saddened by this man’s death. He was lied to. He believed it. He died and he didn’t have to, he died because it was convenient for others.

 

Not me.  Being a dumb motherfucker has consequences.  Too fucking bad. 

I wonder why he didn't want to take the vaccine. It's odd. Was he not aware that we're in a pandemic?

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

2) she's crazy but she's also kind of hot.

 

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3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Which of you is man enough to take up the challenge of keeping her from making bad decisions?

This is Surly. Talking people out of bad decisions is not what we do.

14 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I am just deeply saddened by this man’s death. He was lied to. He believed it. He died and he didn’t have to, he died because it was convenient for others.

 

Who lied to him?  He made a bad/dumb choice.  The majority of us have made the right choice.

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

This is Surly. Talking people out of bad decisions is not what we do.

Case in point:  The Guitar Pron Thread

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Lauren Witzke also  blamed TruNews for making her aware of the infection, insisting that nasal swabs were ultimately responsible for her getting COVID-19. "I'm an idiot for submitting to their demands and getting tested," she wrote, "and yes I know I need a good husband in my life to keep me from making bad decisions."


Two observations:  1) 40 percent of Delaware voters voted for her, thinking she was the best candidate for the United States Senate . That's scary. 2) she's crazy but she's also kind of hot. Which of you is man enough to take up the challenge of keeping her from making bad decisions?

knowing what i know about addiction, i can guarantee you that crazy bitch is a full grown wildcat in the sack.  she’ll drain your life force and throw rocks at you for not having more to give.  

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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She looks like Amy Schumer and Kate McKinnon had a baby and raised it entirely on advice from Facebook mom groups

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She look like Naomi Watts tried to pull a Charlize Theron in "Monster" and gained weight and fucked up her skin to look like Lauren Witzke for an AMC mini-series, in order to win one of those Emmy's back there.  

44 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Case in point:  The Guitar Pron Thread

Speaking of, you could really use a new guitar.

On 10/19/2021 at 6:50 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


 

 

From ESPN to the Daily Wire. 

Isnt it better to just be dead?

in my veins...
 
 
 

It’s not his office. It’s the people’s office dickhead.
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