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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Q / MAGA / Antivaxxism is the new Scientology. All the washed up dipshit actors are into it. 

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  • Okay, grab some popcorn and your beverage of choice. Hunter is a cop wannabe. He participated in the local youth police explorer group in high school. And then proceeded to impersonate a law enforc

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    You can use the vagaries of the English language, like law school taught you.    Here lies Brisketexan Tremendous prick 

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4 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

You’re fucking 10 ply, bud. 

 

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Can confirm.

That's a Texas-sized 10-4.

4 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Girlfriend in a coma?

Hits close to home. Saw M in Vegas recently.

8 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

East bound and down, loaded up and trucking....

Not gonna do what they say needs to be done...

We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there...

I'm east bound just watch ol' Charles Robinson die...

 

Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

Now he's up in piggy heaven. Rest in Pork, fuckboi.

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Ohhh Ider.

A town of ~700 folks up in Sand Mountain. That’s snake handling country.

I’d be surprised if anyone in Ider is vaccinated.

"Buddy Crabtree".

You could write that as part of a script treatment and Hollywood would reject it as too obvious.

On 11/1/2021 at 11:34 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


She is stupid as a slug, but on the plus side she posed fully nude for Playboy in 2002.  They're real and they are spectacular.

So, you know how you’ll see something and you get a vivid flashback from your formative years?  Well, in my research, I stumbled upon a scene from the movie The Chase.  Took me back to adolescence for a moment.  I hope she gets better. 

9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

His family was surprised by his severe illness, as he was healthy before contracting the virus.

Lol wtf

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On 11/1/2021 at 12:09 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

I get what you're saying but at the end of the day, if he wasn't such a stupid cunt, he'd be alive right now and his family wouldn't be in disarray.  But he was a stupid cunt and it's his fault his family is suffering.  I'm not reveling in their pain (hopefully they learn from it and get vaxxed), just his fatal dumbassery.   The world is a better place w/out these mouthbreathers...one less problem. 

So...fuck it. 

 

On 11/1/2021 at 6:39 PM, Deej said:

East bound and down, loaded up and trucking....

Not gonna do what they say needs to be done...

We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there...

I'm east bound just watch ol' Charles Robinson die...

 

lulz^

That this guy has drawn out the repressed sympathies from some of us is puzzling....Are we sure it sucks for his kids?.

 I am betting that he was not the best role model out there given what appears to be full body tats AND -- AND THIS IS KEY -- that Deadman Inc. shirt he's rocking in one of those pics. No, that is not some metal band -- Deadman Incorporated is a Mid-Atlantic based White prison gang founded by "White Mike" types from B-More who allied themselves originally with the Black Guerrilla Family, so hey, I guess they are not racists, right? Well, not at first, but since they have gotten more powerful, they is an internal war about whether to go full racist or remain the Black Guerrilla Family's errand boys in their own squabbles within their own ranks, vs other Black gangs, and MS-13, which is kinda surprisingly strong on the East Coast.

So this is dad to six (on an independent trucker's salary and time at home) and grand-dad to five more already before he's 50 is prima facie a defiant moron who allows himself to be photographed in prison gang T-shirts when he is almost 50 years old. I am betting these are some of the few pics the family could find where he is not flipping off the camera. 

Something tells me at least some of that progeny -- probably the ones that could be worth a shit -- might be glad this fucker is dead. It's not always a tragedy when parents die. 

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For being an allegedly smart guy, Aaron Rodgers is really fucking stupid.

35 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Thoughts and prayers for Jake and his ho pieces, Parker and Maya.

Fuck Aaron Rodgers.

have hated that guy ever since he bagged on Mack Brown (in hindsight it was probably warranted - still, fuck him). I still laugh that they got creamed by by a 7-3 Texas Tech team.

Covid really needs take one of the big name deniers out. She gets my vote 

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

She’s a damn liar so there’s no telling if this is true. 
 

and “get vaxed, claim otherwise, don’t get seriously ill and then say it’s proof that covid isn’t a big deal” seems very on brand for her and her ilk. 

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That was my exact reaction.

WTF is an "autopsy event"?  We are swirling around the toilet bowl.  Christ.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is an "autopsy event"? 

It's a fucking second-degree felony "tampering with a corpse" and 5 years probation in Travis County is what it is.

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

For being an allegedly smart guy, Aaron Rodgers is really fucking stupid.

Semi-serious question, who ever alleged Aaron Rodgers was smart?  Why?  Cuz he went to Cal?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She’s a damn liar so there’s no telling if this is true. 
 

and “get vaxed, claim otherwise, don’t get seriously ill and then say it’s proof that covid isn’t a big deal” seems very on brand for her and her ilk. 

Well, if more GQP voters and QNuts get it and go to the great Trump rally in the sky, is that really a bad thing?  I hate to be that person, but I see that as a net positive.

52 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's a fucking second-degree felony "tampering with a corpse" and 5 years probation in Travis County is what it is.

So, uh...how do you know this?  What's the story?

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was my exact reaction.

WTF is an "autopsy event"?  We are swirling around the toilet bowl.  Christ.

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20 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

He's taking horse paste isn't he

18 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Thoughts and prayers for Jake and his ho pieces, Parker and Maya.

Fuck Aaron Rodgers.

Kind of think Parker is playing for a different team, but whatever.

So both FA and actually FO at this point appear to be strongly related to how closely you are related to the Neanderthals. Classic confounding relationship. 

 

 

18 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was my exact reaction.

WTF is an "autopsy event"?  We are swirling around the toilet bowl.  Christ.

didnt Christ have a autopsy event? with the chocolate bunnies and all. best one ever i think

On 11/1/2021 at 3:15 PM, BrickHorn said:

Q / MAGA / Antivaxxism is the new Scientology. All the washed up dipshit actors are into it. 

There's a photo of Swanson with DOTARD in the Oval Office from March 2020 on her Twitter page. Fuck her. I hope she finds out.

20 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was my exact reaction.

WTF is an "autopsy event"?  We are swirling around the toilet bowl.  Christ.

I’m wondering if it was like a legit event staged in the hotel conference room with signs and badges and a pre autopsy happy hour (two drink tickets per attendee) .

Or just a bunch of people crammed inside a hotel room with the autopsy done in the bed.  

20 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is an "autopsy event"? 

Forget it, Jake. It's Portland.

19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

So, uh...how do you know this?  What's the story?

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3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

So both FA and actually FO at this point appear to be strongly related to how closely you are related to the Neanderthals. Classic confounding relationship. 

 

 

Marj is fucked

So both FA and actually FO at this point appear to be strongly related to how closely you are related to the Neanderthals. Classic confounding relationship. 
 
 

23andme said I have more Neanderthal DNA than the average asshole, but I'm getting my booster Sunday, so I'm not sweating it.
23 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was my exact reaction.

WTF is an "autopsy event"?  We are swirling around the toilet bowl.  Christ.

Keep Portland Weird

fucking weirdos

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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a comment from a Facebook post announcing his death
 

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This is just so bizarre. Why are all these people getting sick? What happened to their immune systems?

2 hours ago, Haphap said:

a comment from a Facebook post announcing his death
 

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I guarantee you that dude would rather die alone than go to the hospital and admit he was an idiot. 
 

Oh well. Guess he showed us. 

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