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She looks like Elizabeth Shue's smarter, less attractive but cute, and even more fucking insane Sister.  

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    You can use the vagaries of the English language, like law school taught you.    Here lies Brisketexan Tremendous prick 

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14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Really? Stanford educated, too. 


The Madeline and Becca Podcast

The white text over a white background is rage inducing.

31 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Really? Stanford educated, too. 


The Madeline and Becca Podcast

Well that is a better pic that the stroke look she has going in the first pic. 

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She is by no means an extreme hottie, but to "meh" her is Peak Shag.

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51 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Really? Stanford educated, too. 


The Madeline and Becca Podcast

she looks like a porn actress chosen to represent Erin Andrews in a low-budget porno parody about ESPN

Ha - she got busted!

She was on Twitter last week calling pediatricians who give the vaccines “child abusers”.

See ya, dumb bitch.

45 minutes ago, Deej said:

The white text over a white background is rage inducing.

It's like the subtitles in Tora! Tora! Tora! when the Japanese Admiral is talking.

19 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

She is by no means an extreme hottie, but to "meh" her is Peak Shag.

I dunno, maaaaan... she has slightly-mismatched ear lobes.

should we shut this shit down? are there no more dead covidiots?

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Eh, I'd put it in her butt.

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

should we shut this shit down? are there no mode dead covidiots?

Thanks. You just doomed us all.

Is there anything duller than an extended debate over just how hot a woman in the news is?

Same shit over and over. Almost any comment is okay by me if it's funny enough, but this tiresome blather is like an afternoon with a witless Beavis and Butthead.

It's a losing battle, but I've got to bring it up every once in awhile.

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

but this tiresome blather is like an afternoon with a witless Beavis and Butthead.

Do you even surlyhorns, bro?

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Is there anything duller than an extended debate over just how hot a woman in the news is?

Same shit over and over. Almost any comment is okay by me if it's funny enough, but this tiresome blather is like an afternoon with a witless Beavis and Butthead.

It's a losing battle, but I've got to bring it up every once in awhile.

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Us surly one percenters only bang 10s bro. Afterwards we get the 10 to fix a sammich. 

Us surly one percenters only bang 10s bro. Afterwards we get the 10 to fix a sammich. 

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Same shit over and over. Almost any comment is okay by me if it's funny enough, but this tiresome blather is like an afternoon with a witless Beavis and Butthead.

You're, like, never gonna score huhuhuuuuuhuuuuuhuuuuuhuuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuu.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Is there anything duller than an extended debate over just how hot a woman in the news is?

Same shit over and over. Almost any comment is okay by me if it's funny enough, but this tiresome blather is like an afternoon with a witless Beavis and Butthead.

It's a losing battle, but I've got to bring it up every once in awhile.

User name checks out.  I searched for "roma victa hottie" and got this:

"It looks like there aren't many great matches for your search."
6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Feel free to cite the double blind trial that proves clarified horse piss has no effect on polio. 

How about you do your own research.

6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This particular idiot, it turns out, is a hottie.

So after sex, she could remove quite a few organs beyond your kidneys, and you wouldn't realize it until you woke up in the morning in a bathtub full of ice, assuming you woke up.

4 hours ago, Deej said:

The white text over a white background is rage inducing.

I fucking loathe light text on a light background with the heat of a thousand suns or something.

A friend tried to claim it was some new design trend, and my response was that it was just some shittastic graphic designer fucking with clients, unless I missed out on the trend of book publishers releasing books with light grey text on white pages.

1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

User name checks out.  I searched for "roma victa hottie" and got this:

"It looks like there aren't many great matches for your search."

Just cuz you say they aren't great doesn't mean that they aren't great. They're smoke shows. The things I would do to them. The crazy ones are wild in the sack. I wouldn't fuck that with my dog's dick.

An endless spring of freshness!

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48 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Just cuz you say they aren't great doesn't mean that they aren't great. They're smoke shows. The things I would do to them. The crazy ones are wild in the sack. I wouldn't fuck that with my dog's dick.

An endless spring of freshness!

 

To comment, on ze beauty of ze woman, iz naturelle

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4 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

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Certainly no closeted gay man has ever ever ever overcompensated by drooling over women with his manly friends (usually at Texags). "Her boobies are faabulousss! I love big boobies because I like having the sex with people who have  boobs!!!!"

(I know your remark is in fun and not to be taken seriously.)

9 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

should we shut this shit down? are there no more dead covidiots?

 

Winter is coming.

Should pick up a little then.

 

 

12 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

agree to disagree

ADPi material

On 11/12/2021 at 8:59 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Remember this from March of last year?

What’s next? Pepper your anus?

3 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

What’s next? Pepper your anus?

I guess Catholic priests aren't the only clerics fascinated w/ buttholes. 

36 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

What’s next? Pepper your anus?

username checks out.

9 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Who is paying the 60 large? Campaign funds? Is that even legal?

 

 

 

They have deducted it from her salary.

9 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

They have deducted it from her salary.

What I figured.  If not, there's no way they'd get a dime from her.  

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He could catch an migrant caravan and be in san diego by Christmas.

In a perverse, real way, this thread is a source of hope. A place where the fuckarounders find out. 
 

Remember that old adage about interesting times? 

On 11/15/2021 at 7:58 AM, Hanrahan said:

Eh, I'd put it in her butt.

Just tell her it’s a new COVID treatment

57 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Remember that old adage about interesting times? 

Yep. Live in them. We do. - Yoda 

18 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Also I know one person I won’t be praying for tonight.

Wouldn't make a difference either way.

7 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Wouldn't make a difference either way.

No it wouldn’t. God takes the long view anyway. And while I’m pretty much done with organized religion I’m not done with God.

On 11/13/2021 at 9:53 AM, pyrohornIII said:

I think they have a larger need to be right about something than a revulsion of admitting they are wrong.   

  • Many are largely uneducated, and they feel that inadequacy, though can't admit it out loud.  So they have to base their decisions on "common sense" or "faith" and not science.  That's why they fall for stuff like Q or flat earth or anti-vax.  It's akin to buying a lottery ticket daily.  People laugh at them for doing it, but when they finally win (and they will), who'll be laughing at them then?  The longer the odds they have to beat, the smarter they will look when they win, right?  Like an ideological lottery.  

And that doesn't take into account those kids whose parents are long COVID and how everything in their world got turned on its head.  How we as a country approach and support these orphans and hurting families will be a big influence on who we become as a country going forward.   

  • A lot of them have already given up on this world, and are looking to be martyrs for the cause.  A slow burn Guyana.  

Add into these calculations the forecast of AI and robotics taking more and more jobs, what professions can you introduce them to that can be rewarding, fulfilling and sustainable?    

  • We had polio, TB and Spanish Flu rack our country over the first half of last century.  That tied with the crash of the Gilded Age and the Great Depression pushed our collective mind thought into a place of "there go I, but by the grace of God."   That led to the Great Society movement.  It just seems history is repeating itself.  

Well said, one and all. 

So . . . big brains . . . is this a personality cult that wants to reverse time and believe only Trump holds the answer?

Or -  are the nihilists at our door?

Spoiler

 

 

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Jesus some of these people are dying horrible fucking deaths. Let's hope somebody comes out with a vaccine soon.

Did you guys hear that CoVid is actually God's way of rapturing the true believers to go home? The vaccine is the Mark if the Beast, and getting it means you can't go to Heaven.

The anti Christ is going to win the presidency in 2024 and usher in the 7 year tribulation, then Satan will start his millennia reign in 2032. 2+0+3+2=7, which is gods number so you know it's true.

6 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

The anti Christ is going to win the presidency in 2024 and usher in the 7 year tribulation, then Satan will start his millennia reign in 2032. 2+0+3+2=7, which is gods number so you know it's true.

So Republicans need Hillary to win 2024 to usher in the tribulation and kick off Satan's reign.

They are going to be so conflicted if Trump runs.

3 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Did you guys hear that CoVid is actually God's way of rapturing the true believers to go home? The vaccine is the Mark if the Beast, and getting it means you can't go to Heaven.

The anti Christ is going to win the presidency in 2024 and usher in the 7 year tribulation, then Satan will start his millennia reign in 2032. 2+0+3+2=7, which is gods number so you know it's true.

Also Mickey Mantle’s number. 

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