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And I promised the Widow Mantle that I would help usher in the seven year tribulation.  So you see, I can’t really get the vaccine.  

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

And I promised the Widow Mantle that I would help usher in the seven year tribulation.  So you see, I can’t really get the vaccine.  

She died around 10 years ago or so, and she had Alzheimers at the end (have some cousins who were related to Mickey).

Gonna have to be somebody else.

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She died around 10 years ago or so, and she had Alzheimers at the end (have some cousins who were related to Mickey).

Gonna have to be somebody else.

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She died around 10 years ago or so, and she had Alzheimers at the end (have some cousins who were related to Mickey).
Gonna have to be somebody else.
From what I've heard, Mickey left behind a pretty long trail of random snatch. Maybe he could make a promise to one of those ladies.
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11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
She died around 10 years ago or so, and she had Alzheimers at the end (have some cousins who were related to Mickey).
Gonna have to be somebody else.

From what I've heard, Mickey left behind a pretty long trail of random snatch. Maybe he could make a promise to one of those ladies.

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On 11/19/2021 at 7:48 PM, Dutchrudder said:

Did you guys hear that CoVid is actually God's way of rapturing the true believers to go home?

I believe I said that in this thread about 900 posts back.

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I believe I said that in this thread about 900 posts back.

So, Friday?

On 11/20/2021 at 2:34 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

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Did the rookie relief pitchers have to get him started or did they have to take the money shot?

Excellent penmanship for someone whose BAC was likely hovering around the .20 mark.

On 11/20/2021 at 3:34 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

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If that’s real, that is spectacular.

On 11/20/2021 at 2:34 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

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Always was and always will be my idol.

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

If that’s real, that is spectacular.

I knew Mickey a little bit, I don’t doubt it.  It’s 100% on brand.

4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

 

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Gritty never takes a day off.

And holy shit Marcus Lamb owns Daystar.

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Isn’t an uptick coming?

15 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

Isn’t an uptick coming?

It was a Nu day yesterday, but it's an old day now.

27 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It was a Nu day yesterday, but it's an old day now.

Omicron says hi.

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compared mandates to Nazi Germany.

I’m pretty sure the Wehrmacht  was fully vaccinated for what was available

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57 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Gritty's evolution from mascot to meme to leftist avatar, explained - Vox

 

“hullabaloo!"

Continuing his analogies, I guess hospitals with ventilators are like the gas chambers at Auschwitz?

I'm just wondering how many Holocaust deniers are now comparing good hygiene to the Holocaust.

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9 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Continuing his analogies, I guess hospitals with ventilators are like the gas chambers at Auschwitz?

Oxygen is a gas at room temperature so

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28 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Well, technically it worked.

It's my covid party and I’ll die if I want to

Die if I want to

Die if I want to 

You would die to if it happened to you... 

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3 hours ago, Bookman said:

Well, technically it worked.

I think I messed up my reaction button and flipped you off.  Please let it be known I meant to do the laughing thing. Think I fixed it, but just in case….

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4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Ain’t no party like a COVID party.

Cause a COVID party don't stop!

wait....RIP

2 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I think I messed up my reaction button and flipped you off.  Please let it be known I meant to do the laughing thing. Think I fixed it, but just in case….

You can change your rep on this current software 

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

At least millions and millions now know he was vegan.  That seems important to them, so there's that. 

They disowned him once he was begging for the shot. 

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Two thoughts:

1) I like that this guy listened to the Sex Pistols on his way out

2) WTF with the [sic], Newsweek?  It's a British rag you're quoting.  "Favorite" is often spelled "favourite" on that side of the pond.  America is getting dumberer [sic] by the minute.

21 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Marcus Lamb. Anti vax religious grifter. 
 

Also got 3.9 in PPP and spent it on a jet. 
Goverment said unuhh 
 

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“There’s no doubt in my mind that this is a spiritual attack from the enemy,” Lamb’s son, Jonathan, said about his father’s COVID-19 illness on a Nov. 23 broadcast of the Ministry Now program. “As much as my parents have gone on here to kind of inform everyone about everything going on to the pandemic and some of the ways to treat COVID — there’s no doubt that the enemy is not happy about that. And he’s doing everything he can to take down my Dad.”

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