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3 minutes ago, yoladu said:

some of you DFW folks may know her.. never heard of her.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2022/01/11/arlington-republican-activist-vaccine-skeptic-dies-of-covid-19-complications/

Arlington Republican activist, Kelly Canon, vaccine skeptic dies of COVID-19 complications

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In 2017, Canon released a series of sexually explicit Facebook messages sent to her by then-Republican Congressman Joe Barton, who was married at the time. Barton was eventually forced to resign.

Kelly Canon, a longtime Republican activist in Arlington and vaccine skeptic, has died of COVID-19 complications.

Yeah, never heard of her. 

Some of the comments/writing in the linked article mentioned her being in heaven. I wouldn't be too sure of that. Dipshits who knowingly put not only themselves but others at risk of contracting a potentially lethal virus belong in hell. Just my opinion.

7 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Yeah, never heard of her. 

Some of the comments/writing in the linked article mentioned her being in heaven. I wouldn't be too sure of that. Dipshits who knowingly put not only themselves but others at risk of contracting a potentially lethal virus belong in hell. Just my opinion.

I don't believe in either so I am comforted by the fact that she is dead and not hurting anyone else anymore

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Kelly Canon, a longtime Republican activist in Arlington and vaccine skeptic, has died of COVID-19 complications.

 

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In 2017, Canon released a series of sexually explicit Facebook messages sent to her by then-Republican Congressman Joe Barton, who was married at the time. Barton was eventually forced to resign.

I realize Joe was married, but who amongst us could resist such temptation. Obviously a man of distinguished tastes. 

 

It's a mental illness.

I'D RATHER BE DEAD THAN ADMIT I WAS WRONG!!!!!!1!!!!!ONE!!!!1

53 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Kelly Canon, a longtime Republican activist in Arlington and vaccine skeptic, has died of COVID-19 complications.

I'd rather rawdog covid.

17 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

She’s 1 for 2. 

Which I find interesting. These folks are not incapable of understanding science and math. They just pick and choose which parts they are willing to accept, based on what they want to believe.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Kelly Canon, a longtime Republican activist in Arlington and vaccine skeptic, has died of COVID-19 complications.

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11 hours ago, Superhero said:

From the article:

Say no more. 

HB, the Florida of California

would y'all quit quoting that fucking troll picture? I want to be able to come in here without gagging

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

She’s 1 for 2. 

Which I find interesting. These folks are not incapable of understanding science and math. They just pick and choose which parts they are willing to accept, based on what they want to believe.

Not coincidentally, that's generally how they approach their religious text too. 

5 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Here's another shocker:

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Why are they still using Vents?

Uh, because a ventilator is pretty much the last line of defense?

Is this a new thing -- vents don't work?

33 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

HB, the Florida of California

This cannot be overstated.  Maybe it is more of the Floribamatucky of California.

12 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

second post: Just to confirm, did she die from COVID or with COVID?

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I noticed that the Facebook death announcement said died of pneumonia but no mention of Covid causing the pneumonia. 
 

 

also, nobody dies of an HIV infection so don’t worry about that particular virus. 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Darwinism at work here 

Unfortunately most of these people have already reproduced.

On 1/10/2022 at 9:26 AM, Goofyboy said:

They are now drinking their pee. All the closeted pee kink folks can come on out.
 

Does it have to be YOUR pee?

Or is someone else’s pee acceptable?

Asking on behalf of German prostitutes. 

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

She’s 1 for 2. 

Which I find interesting. These folks are not incapable of understanding science and math. They just pick and choose which parts they are willing to accept, based on what they want to believe.

Kind of like their Bible.

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Everyone that has anyone that is concerned about getting put on a ventilator for COVID, pass this quick and easy tip on. Pretty sure every state has this option available. Option A-2 on this form.

Free Maryland Do Not Resuscitate (DNR) Order Form - PDF – eForms

3 hours ago, yoladu said:

some of you DFW folks may know her.. never heard of her.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/2022/01/11/arlington-republican-activist-vaccine-skeptic-dies-of-covid-19-complications/

Arlington Republican activist, Kelly Canon, vaccine skeptic dies of COVID-19 complications

I do like this headline a bit better:

 

Conservative Activist Dies of COVID Complications After Attending Anti-Vax ‘Symposium’

On 1/5/2022 at 9:34 AM, JimmyJames said:

Southern California, and Orange County in particular, is basically the birthplace of Republican nihilism masquerading as so called conservatism so it’s not so much that good people have changed, it’s just the mask coming off. 

Not all of OC. Gilbang can correct me if I'm wrong.

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3 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Not all of OC. Gilbang can correct me if I'm wrong.

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accurate. 

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

those morons can't even get her name spelled right in the subject heading.

They were trying to fire from memory, but they just don't have photographic recollection

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is this a new thing -- vents don't work?

You see, when people are put on vents while in the ICU with covid, they are rarely taken off successfully.

So the solution is don't put people on vents. Kinda like just stop testing.

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12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

"Feel your power." Feels like some fucking susan powter/Tony Robbins bullshit of empowerment. Why don't yall look in a mirror and just go with "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn people like me?" 

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Not all of OC. Gilbang can correct me if I'm wrong.

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Do these people realize how dangerously close they are to corona?  It just has to hop on the 91 and it’s there among them. 

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

second post: Just to confirm, did she die from COVID or with COVID?

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Was just about to post this.  WTF does that even mean?  

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13 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Was just about to post this.  WTF does that even mean?  

It means stupid people are trying to draw a difference between any actual cause of death and whether covid had any influence on said death. The poster above who brought up HIV/AIDS nailed it perfectly. Basically, people with AIDS don't die from AIDS as much as they die from tons of other maladies that feast upon their weakened immune system, Pneumonia, etc. Everyone knows they died of complications surrounding AIDS. 

So these fucks are saying that many of these people didn't actually die of Covid, they died of Pneumonia. They didn't die from Covid, they died from organ failure. Etc. Therefore it isn't covid. 

I didn't die because I got hit by a bus, I died from blunt force trauma to my cranium. See where I'm going here? It's just another tactic for stupid people to deny the severity of Covid to make their little brains seem safe. 

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On 1/10/2022 at 12:26 PM, Goofyboy said:

They are now drinking their pee. All the closeted pee kink folks can come on out.
 

See the source image

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Here's another shocker:

Uh, because a ventilator is pretty much the last line of defense?

Is this a new thing -- vents don't work?

"It's piss" is their new rallying cry.

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Was just about to post this.  WTF does that even mean?  

Like, saying a dude didn’t die from a gunshot wound, he died from massive internal bleeding. 

5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


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To be honest, I've fucked worse.

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