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2 hours ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Good lord. I came to this thread looking for some good old fashioned  fucking around and finding out, and all I get is a page and a half of fart sniffing, pedantic drivel, and cheeseburger porn

There’s also the personal trainer who does jizz shooters

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Well, at least he will be worm free after all of this. 

Yup, River Blindness shouldn't be a problem for him.  So he's got that going for him...which is nice.

35 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Glenn Beck has Covid for the second time. It's in his lungs.  But no worrries ... he's taking Ivermectin.
 

 

Fun reminder for everyone that Glenn Beck is worth a quarter BILLION dollars. 

8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Shouldn't Beck have natural immunity because he already had it once?  

I thought folks have been saying Natural immunity/antibodies dont last nearly as long as a vaccine, and with different variants there's always a chance a new infection could go sideways. As of last summer or August, Hudson Card had had covid 3 times already, for example. Folks get Colds and The Flu every year, for example. 

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

As of last summer or August, Hudson Card had had covid 3 times already, for example. Folks get Colds and The Flu every year, for example. 

Damn.  Keep him away from Quinn Ewers and Malik Murphy.

My favorite part of that recording was Levin saying that when you go to a pharmacist and ask for HCL or IM, they look at you like you're a heroin addict. 

I'm sure pharmacists just love customers coming in without prescriptions asking for drugs.

51 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Glenn Beck has Covid for the second time. It's in his lungs.  But no worrries ... he's taking Ivermectin.
 

 

His Christmas sweater will save him.

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32 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Well, at least he will be worm free after all of this. 

If the buzzards get him first.

20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Fun reminder for everyone that Glenn Beck is worth a quarter BILLION dollars. 

I thought folks have been saying Natural immunity/antibodies dont last nearly as long as a vaccine, and with different variants there's always a chance a new infection could go sideways. As of last summer or August, Hudson Card had had covid 3 times already, for example. Folks get Colds and The Flu every year, for example. 

Not just folks, but experts.  Natural immunity from earlier variants has not been shown to be effective against Omicron.  Vaccinated (but unboosted) immunity has been more effective than natural and unvaccinated against Omicron, but still less than 50 percent effective in preventing infection.  Unclear to what extent unboosted but vaccinated has been effective against severe COVID.  Vaccinated and boosted has been lab tested to be somewhat more effective against infection (I think it was up around 80 percent IIRC) and has been shown to be extremely effective against severe COVID.

This is from my recollections from the NYT Daily podcast a week or so ago.  Will post link if you'd like to hear it for yourself.

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

If the buzzards get him first.

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms. 

4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Not just folks, but experts.  Natural immunity from earlier variants has not been shown to be effective against Omicron.  Vaccinated (but unboosted) immunity has been more effective than natural and unvaccinated against Omicron, but still less than 50 percent effective in preventing infection.  Unclear to what extent unboosted but vaccinated has been effective against severe COVID.  Vaccinated and boosted has been lab tested to be somewhat more effective against infection (I think it was up around 80 percent IIRC) and has been shown to be extremely effective against severe COVID.

This is from my recollections from the NYT Daily podcast a week or so ago.  Will post link if you'd like to hear it for yourself.

Thanks, but I don't need the link. When I said "folks" I meant doctors and experts and such. My family and I are still in the "try not to get it until vaccines are available to our 4 year old" camp. Which sadly looks like it's not going to happen Feb at best now, which means he likely won't be fully protected until summertime, at best. 

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Good lord. I came to this thread looking for some good old fashioned  fucking around and finding out, and all I get is a page and a half of pedantic drivel

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36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

People has a continuously updated list of celebs who died from it.   Forgot Joe Diffie was in that mix, and damn 2020 feels like such a long time ago   


https://people.com/health/celebrity-coronavirus-deaths/

of those ~50 people, I only recognized Cloris Leachman, Charley Pride, Tommy Lister (recognized him, but would not have been able to tell you his name), Herman Cain, John Prine, and Joe Diffie.

Would bet someone worth that much (Beck) is vaccinated and just doesn't talk about it to his followers.  Similar to the Rogan thing.

59 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Would bet someone worth that much (Beck) is vaccinated and just doesn't talk about it to his followers.  Similar to the Rogan thing.

the tinfoil hat types on r/hermancainaward are speculating that he's not only vaccinated but is faking it. I don't agree - he's a true believer and is likely not vaccinated (as he says). 

they are also struggling to abide by Rule 2 of that subreddit (not to root for the disease). 

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

the tinfoil hat types on r/hermancainaward are speculating that he's not only vaccinated but is faking it. I don't agree - he's a true believer and is likely not vaccinated (as he says). 

they are also struggling to abide by Rule 2 of that subreddit (not to root for the disease). 

Yeah.  I'm not sure if he's a true believer or an actor.  I'm kind of surprised he's still around in terms of being popular with a crowd.  Is he on any cable channel or are people just tuning into some platform he has?

 

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8 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Yeah.  I'm not sure if he's a true believer or an actor.  I'm kind of surprised he's still around in terms of being popular with a crowd.  Is he on any cable channel or are people just tuning into some platform he has?

 

Beck is not an actor.  He really believes the bullshit he puts out there.  Trump is a guy who tells you the virus is a hoax and then lines up in front of Ted Cruz to get vaccinated. 

10 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Yeah.  I'm not sure if he's a true believer or an actor.  I'm kind of surprised he's still around in terms of being popular with a crowd.  Is he on any cable channel or are people just tuning into some platform he has?

 

Good rule of thumb - if they work for Fox then they are definitely vaccinated. The overwhelming majority of GOP elected officials (with a few kooky exceptions) are vaccinated. 

The radio show guys and gals? They likely aren't if they say they aren't. 

17 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Beck is not an actor.  He really believes the bullshit he puts out there.  Trump is a guy who tells you the virus is a hoax and then lines up in front of Ted Cruz to get vaccinated. 

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

People has a continuously updated list of celebs who died from it.   Forgot Joe Diffie was in that mix, and damn 2020 feels like such a long time ago   


https://people.com/health/celebrity-coronavirus-deaths/

What?  Dude received best eulogy of all time, and publicly. 
 

 

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If she wants to skip the trouble of making a smoothie, I'm there.

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Glenn Beck has Covid for the second time. It's in his lungs.  But no worrries ... he's taking Ivermectin.
 

 

Glenn Beck would be a big one! At least a Jack, right? Maybe a 10? 🤣

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2 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Yeah.  I'm not sure if he's a true believer or an actor.  I'm kind of surprised he's still around in terms of being popular with a crowd.  Is he on any cable channel or are people just tuning into some platform he has?

I think he bailed on Fox News to go start his own platform (he had a popular show).  He was pushing the Tea Party people on Fox News when the others had bailed on them.

He also had a few Pepe Sylvia moments on Fox News, complete with blackboards.

I don't know if he was fired, contract renewed, or what, but I got the feeling based on comments he made about how Limbaugh was in control of his branding and had his own media empire, that he felt he could replicate Limbaugh's success.

39 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I think he bailed on Fox News to go start his own platform (he had a popular show).  He was pushing the Tea Party people on Fox News when the others had bailed on them.

He also had a few Pepe Sylvia moments on Fox News, complete with blackboards.

I don't know if he was fired, contract renewed, or what, but I got the feeling based on comments he made about how Limbaugh was in control of his branding and had his own media empire, that he felt he could replicate Limbaugh's success.

The best part was Shep Smith's ridicule of him while he was also at Fox.  

3 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

What?  Dude received best eulogy of all time, and publicly. 
 

 

 

that should be on his tombstone 

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

that should be on his tombstone 

Shit, it would damned well be on mine.

 

 

 

I mean, if it was remotely true.

 

 

 

Dammit.

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Shit, it would damned well be on mine.

 

 

 

I mean, if it was remotely true.

 

 

 

Dammit.

 

your quote would be from Susanna Hoffs, since we're talking dream world 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

your quote would be from Susanna Hoffs, since we're talking dream world 

3 putt gets it.

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 I ever tell you about the time Susanna Hoffs and I met up in a Waffle House bathroom?  I think it was her.  Was never too sure.  Somebody was scatted, smothered, and covered though.  

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms. 

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Edit to add; The spittee is Uncle Leo from Seinfeld. CSB

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4 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

What?  Dude received best eulogy of all time, and publicly. 
 

 

Gives new meaning to “Prop me up beside the jukebox…..”

 
that should be on his tombstone 

Fake. Some idiot stole a dead lady’s avatar pic and started posting shit.
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Fake. Some idiot stole a dead lady’s avatar pic and started posting shit.

A bunch of Surly posters are now contacting friends and arranging for similar tweets to be posted after they pass away.

2 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/yvette-qt-clark-50-bixby-ok-qtwiq1-on-twitter-anti-vaxxer-hospitalized-with-covid

This one all over the place.  That last pic she tweeted is horrifying imo whether 'deserved' or not.  That's a human animal knowing death is very likely coming. 

That’s a hell of a cold. She also seems to think that the protein made from the mRNA stays in our bodies forever. As if we have no way to break them down, and every protein we ever make in our lives is in our blood. 

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Shit, it would damned well be on mine.

 

 

 

I mean, if it was remotely true.

 

 

 

Dammit.

Fuck it, put it on there.  No one’s gonna dig you up to validate your claim.

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You can use the vagaries of the English language, like law school taught you. 
 

Here lies Brisketexan

Tremendous prick 

You can use the vagaries of the English language, like law school taught you. 
 
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Tremendous prick 

Goddammit….don’t often see perfection like this on Surly.

Anyone remember Heidi Hitt, the Longview realtor, anti-vaxxer and spreader of social media bullshit who, along with her husband, caught the covids back in November and wound up in the ICU for a few weeks? 

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/heidi-heubel-hitt-50-realtor-qanon-anti-vaxxer-hospitalized-with-covid

 

Well, the both eventually recovered after a few weeks in the ICU.  Do you think that stopped her from posting anti-vax shit?

https://www.facebook.com/heidihuebelhitt

12 hours ago, The Dog said:

Good rule of thumb - if they work for Fox then they are definitely vaccinated. The overwhelming majority of GOP elected officials (with a few kooky exceptions) are vaccinated. 

The radio show guys and gals? They likely aren't if they say they aren't. 

There's no doubt Marjorie Taylor Greene is vaccinated.

54 minutes ago, Burt said:

Well, the both eventually recovered after a few weeks in the ICU.  Do you think that stopped her from posting anti-vax shit?

https://www.facebook.com/heidihuebelhitt

Jesus, there are some mind-numbingly stupid comments on that thread. You know what helps more than trying to find Regeneron, which Biden apparently purposely is keeping from "red" states, and Ivermectin and other after-the-fact medications? The vaccine.

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Goddammit….don’t often see perfection like this on Surly.

i would’ve gone with “what a dick” but i get it. 

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

A bunch of Surly posters are now contacting friends and arranging for similar tweets to be posted after they pass away.

“if anything happens to me, you tell every woman i’ve ever gone out with that i was talking about her at the end. that way they’ll have to reevaluate me.”

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