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On 9/14/2021 at 9:06 AM, brakeman said:

 

“Make lots of MONEY!”  Even the 4th rate comedian circuit hates Texas Football.

 

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Breuer is a long way from Bill Hicks, but some of his standup is good story-telling.  Yeah, he's a Jersey meathead, but this whole tangent was dumb even for him.

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How about some fajitas, now?

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

 

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How about some fajitas, now?

I am praying for her to achieve some self awareness at how much of an idiot she is. Beyond that, it’s Gods will.

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I am praying for her to achieve some self awareness at how much of an idiot she is. Beyond that, it’s Gods will.

I do not  pray for fucks like her, she has contributed to  an absolute zero good to this. 

Instead, I pray that it is not a poisoned fajitas, you know because I love tex-mex.

9 minutes ago, brakeman said:

I do not  pray for fucks like her, she has contributed to  an absolute zero good to this. 

Instead, I pray that it is not a poisoned fajitas, you know because I love tex-mex.

Someone should send her some fajitas from the oasis to her hospital room. That’ll teach her.

Basically if you eat fajitas from the oasis and catch Covid at the same time you are guaranteed to die.

If you eat the oasis fajitas and no Covid the chances of dying go down to only about 5 percent.

So Get the oasis fajita vax, pronto. 

Please, don't send that fucking cunt fajitas. You can't teach her dick. On the other hand, I love fajitas and live in DC and proper fajitas are simply a rarity.

 

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wrong tread, but fuck off oreo. long live devito!

Will honestly laugh so very hard if Laura Loomer ****

Oh man I had forgotten that Joe Diffie died of Covid.

On 9/14/2021 at 9:26 AM, RomaVicta said:

I'd also copied that quote for a post. 

If the universe works the way people like him say it does (I won't go so far as to say a POS radio rabble-rouser actually believes it), they're going to have some 'splaining to do when they meet the Big G. Jesus will have to be restrained from cuffing them around heaven before putting them on the express train to Hell. 

The Annapolis coach ended with a Bible reference that I looked up.

Mark 11:25 And when you stand praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive them, so that your Father in heaven may forgive you your sins.

How does claiming Jesus is in your life and that the Bible has all the answers lead to such disgusting hate? I don't call out small hypocrises in religious people. These are mere human failings found everywhere. This is worse than mere hypocrisy; it's total antithesis. 

The Naval Academy coach at least goes out with some grace. The dead radio psychopath goes out of life on a river of bile. 

Welcome to the party, pal. Take it away, Hieronymous!

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If I were a proselytizing man, and I started seeing my peers being killed en masse by a deadly plague while the impious sinners and heathens we were trying to convert kept being passed over, then I would have to reconsider whether my position was one with God’s.   But that’s just me.

 

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"This will be all behind us in a couple of years."

He wasn't wrong.

19 minutes ago, Goredho said:

If I were a proselytizing man, and I started seeing my peers being killed en masse by a deadly plague while the impious sinners and heathens we were trying to convert kept being passed over, then I would have to reconsider whether my position was one with God’s.   But that’s just me.

 

It's just a much slower version of the Rapture. 

Hunter Pepper? At least his parents had a sense of humor.

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19 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's just a much slower version of the Rapture. 

The Crapture.

5 minutes ago, Goredho said:

The Crapture.

Only the ones who took large doses of horse paste. 

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3 minutes ago, Ben Tobin said:

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That’s about as Alabama as a face can get

What is Louie Anderson and Adolf Hitler’s mutant love child.  I’ll stick with “horrific celebrity mutants” for $400, Alex.

It just reads like an Adult Swim cartoon.

"HUNTER PEPPER! TEEN COUNCIL MEMBER!

In this week's episode, Our Hero, in the midst of an anti-mask crusade finds himself in the pandemic's clutch.

"Can't. Breathe."

"Doesn't. Feel. Good."

"BUT WHY???""

Feel bad for the kid. That look. That name. Alabama. Pretty easy to picture his parents and their general demeanor. Dude never had a chance in life, with or without Covid.

11 minutes ago, Ben Tobin said:

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That’s about as Alabama as a face can get

Is that really the best forced smile he could come up with?

Also, he's way too young to have teeth that yellow.  It took me decades of coffee drinking to get that look.  

I feel bad for  the 19 year old councilman. His brain was literally not fully developed and he had likely spent his life simmering in a toxic stew of disinformation and propaganda. Yes, he was in a position of authority and the fact that the voters of Decatur put him there is more evidence that he never had a chance. 

16 minutes ago, Ben Tobin said:

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That’s about as Alabama as a face can get

He once did a city council filibuster where he did nothing but naming nuts.

2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Is that really the best forced smile he could come up with?

Also, he's way too young to have teeth that yellow.  It took me decades of coffee drinking to get that look.  

it's because he's a psychopath who doesn't brush his teeth. some people have evil written on their face (or more often, behind their eyes). That kid has it. Also, does he have a lazy eye?

1 minute ago, tantric superman said:

He once did a city council filibuster where he did nothing but naming nuts.

"Pine Nut"

and that would just the chairman off like something fierce.  He'd say, "Hunter Pepper...you quit naming nuts or you'll held in contempt!"  

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it's because he's a psychopath who doesn't brush his teeth. some people have evil written on their face (or more often, behind their eyes). That kid has it. Also, does he have a lazy eye?

Every part of him looks lazy. 

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it's because he's a psychopath who doesn't brush his teeth. some people have evil written on their face (or more often, behind their eyes). That kid has it. Also, does he have a lazy eye?

These are options I had not considered.  They seem valid. 

49 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I feel bad for  the 19 year old councilman. His brain was literally not fully developed and he had likely spent his life simmering in a toxic stew of disinformation and propaganda. Yes, he was in a position of authority and the fact that the voters of Decatur put him there is more evidence that he never had a chance. 

He's also clearly an incel. 

10 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I am praying for her to achieve some self awareness at how much of an idiot she is. Beyond that, it’s Gods will.

She'll experience total consciousness on her deathbed.  So she has that going for her.  Which is nice.

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

She'll experience total consciousness on her deathbed.  So she has that going for her.  Which is nice.

Gunga galunga.

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3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

With -29 ICU beds, they better not admitt that fat piece of shit.

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A teenage city council member in Morgan County, Alabama, who tested positive for COVID-19 on Wednesday after railing against mask mandates said he’s now battling coronavirus-related pneumonia in the hospital.

Already there.

Has anyone explained to these people of the land that all they need to do to avoid intubation is fill out a DNR. It's not hard.

15 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

 

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How about some fajitas, now?

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20 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Single fella?

He has all his teeth, and in Alabama that's a big deal.

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28 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Single fella?

at least 1.5x fella

17 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

 

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There's that unjustified level of certainty, again. He didn't want to believe it was Covid despite the symptoms and tests because his Death Cult Religion forbids it.

Nineteen is young for dying. It's also young for political leadership and gaining a majority vote for office.

What a strange world. Best scenario is he lives and has a change of heart. Unlikely due to his chosen religion described above.

Worst scenario? That he lives and promotes the death cult leading to the deaths of others? I honestly think I'd rather him dead than living a willfully lethal life.

Like the Alabama Pickers, we won't know whom else he has infected and put at risk.

Their assault on reality is beginning to affect me.

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Fucking Hunter Pepper is going to make be reveal more personal information than I’m comfortable with lol.

He’s not my council person but this dumbass has quite the personal backstory and story of how he got elected.

I’m working the vaccine clinic for another hour - I’ll be back to share.

HE’S A MESS

27 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Fucking Hunter Pepper is going to make be reveal more personal information than I’m comfortable with lol.

He’s not my council person but this dumbass has quite the personal backstory and story of how he got elected.

I’m working the vaccine clinic for another hour - I’ll be back to share.

HE’S A MESS

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