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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?

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9 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

He should be gone. Along with CDC

Well, all the hysterical geniuses told us that CDC had nothing to do with this hire.

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The firing of Herman and hiring of Sark was fucked up from the beginning. We put all our eggs in the get Urban Meyer basket, and then we he said no, we were left holding the bag of shit that is Sark. CDC should be fired too. 

The football program is now more about ESPN mailbox money, Bevo boulevards, selling merch and auto-rostering Lake Travis/Westlake QBs.  FFS Case McCoy's and Tyrone Swoopes 3/4 season each as starter were better than Hudson Card. 

Nobody gets benched in this program. WWJD. What Would Jimmy Johnson Do? Bench some folks.  It can't get any worse, at least have kids on the field that want to play.

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, all the hysterical geniuses told us that CDC had nothing to do with this hire.

that doesn't speak much for the man's position as AD

Fire PK like right now before the game is over...We should just hire interrim ecerything for the football team at this point until we find someone that can make ckicken salad out of chicken shit...

Edited by Azbadlands

You know what is all gas, no brakes.

a fucking runaway train and a semi truck coming down the mountain

dumbest slogan ever

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

that doesn't speak much for the man's position as AD

Neither does the state of our football program. 

Kansas is doing to us what Stoops used to do to Mack….

33 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Hire bo Davis fuck everyone else 

Just snag Traylor, keep Davis, keep Drayton, snag Samples and whoever the fuck can recruit AND maximize the players skills. Mother fuck

13 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck you. Piece of shit.

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I said it about Strong,  and I’ll say it about Sark: Losing to Kansas is a fireable offense. 
 

the joker GIF
 

I’m a man of my word.

1-8 Kansas running a train on Texas right now.

 

Fire Sark tonight, fire and Donkey Punch CDC.

 

What's the soonest we can realistically expect him to be fired? Monday? End of the season? End of next season? I figured he would get the usual 3 years, but holy fuck. Everyone can clearly see he's a drunk loser, so why delay the inevitable?

8 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Just snag Traylor, keep Davis, keep Drayton, snag Samples and whoever the fuck can recruit AND maximize the players skills. Mother fuck

I want everyone gone, including Davis and Drayton. IDGAF if they're good coaches or recruiters, they're replaceable. This program needs a complete enema.

A least Strong's loss to Kansas was fairly close and on the road. 

 

12 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Just snag Traylor, keep Davis, keep Drayton, snag Samples and whoever the fuck can recruit AND maximize the players skills. Mother fuck

no one on this staff deserves to keep their job

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You can’t fire somebody if the board of regents chair still has said coach’s balls in his mouth 

Just now, Pancho said:

CDC doesn’t need to be fired. Sark probably does.

yeah, I have no issues keeping CDC. Sark and the entire staff (davis included) can get fucked. I dont have any issues with his rant, but he's still a part of this fucking atrocious defense. 

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Look at Alabama coaches between Stallings and Saban.  There was nothing wrong with Alabama as an institution that prevented them from winning football games - except the fact that they laughably hired a bunch of fucking bums for a big time job.  That’s where we are.   Alabama said enough is enough and made Saban an offer he couldn’t refuse.  That’s what has to happen here.  Whether it’s an NFL coach or a proven college coach, it’s time to stop fucking around and hire a star.

Pretty much spot on.  A program with our resources really ought to be able to hire someone with some skins on the wall.  When Mack took the job at least he was challenging perennial # 1 FSU for ACC titles.   Strong was hired based on his success at Louisville but they weren't even playing in a real football conference during that time.   Herman's years at UH were mostly all hype, 1 really good season in a weak football conference.   Only just 5-6 years ago Sark was showing up drunk at work.  Wat da fuq were they thinking?

Given the state of the program we should probably stick to 1 year contracts for the next hire.   No multii-year contract until you win a conference title.  That makes things much easier.   We're just burning cash now. 

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

yeah, I have no issues keeping CDC. Sark and the entire staff (davis included) can get fucked. I dont have any issues with his rant, but he's still a part of this fucking atrocious defense. 

Well and some posters can't seem to grasp that CDC didn't hire Sark. 

4 minutes ago, mhsurly95 said:

Pretty much spot on.  A program with our resources really ought to be able to hire someone with some skins on the wall.  When Mack took the job at least he was challenging perennial # 1 FSU for ACC titles.   Strong was hired based on his success at Louisville but they weren't even playing in a real football conference during that time.   Herman's years at UH were mostly all hype, 1 really good season in a weak football conference.   Only just 5-6 years ago Sark was showing up drunk at work.  Wat da fuq were they thinking?

It was a Jerry Jones “bargain” hire that was going to make CDC look like a genius. 

Cant we just field whichever team won intramurals?  Theyre all students so theyre eligible, right?

6 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

no one on this staff deserves to keep their job

Or that. I don’t give a fuck just someone who can recruit and actually coach up players 

Good lord……..that awkward moment when you pass the guys in town from the Liberty Bowl in the the hallway of the east side and they’re commenting on how they’re taking a pass on Texas.  

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Well and some posters can't seem to grasp that CDC didn't hire Sark. 

IF CDC HAS NO SAY IN THE HIRING OF THE FOOTBALL COACH THATS A FUCKING PROBLEM

It’s over. This is worse than Charlie. 
 
Fire Sark 

Thatta boy. And agreed.
1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Good lord……..that awkward moment when you pass the guys in town from the Liberty Bowl in the the hallway of the east side and they’re commenting on how they’re taking a pass on Texas.  

They won't have to make that choice. We ain't gonna be bowl eligible.

30 years from now my grandkids will ask, “papaw, where were you when texas trailed 1-8 kansas by 3 touchdowns at home?”

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

IF CDC HAS NO SAY IN THE HIRING OF THE FOOTBALL COACH THATS A FUCKING PROBLEM

a big problem, if true.

15-20 FCS programs out there would destroy us if we played them today.  Maybe we should join the Lone Star Conference or Southland instead of SEC?

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8 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

30 years from now my grandkids will ask, “papaw, where were you when texas trailed 1-8 kansas by 3 touchdowns at home?”

Cheering on Ole Miss?

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

LMAO at the pieces of fucking shit who negged me for pointing out that Sark is a middlin HC.

Yes, it's truly inspiration how you have recuperated from the horror of losing internet points.

7 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

It’sa shame.  I think Sark would have made a good position coach.  Maybe a coordinator.  

I’m not sure. Do you have to be sober?

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Yes, it's truly inspiration how you have recuperated from the horror of losing internet points.

😂🤣

He's clearly not the guy. Recruiting is terrible.  He will be fired eventually anyway. Just can him and get some young up and comer on an incentive-laden, but flexibly cancellable deal.  

lose to Kansas = fireable offense.  I don't care the year or contract guarantee.  Fuck him. 

This program wouldn’t be worse off with an interim Coach for the next season or however long it takes for us to afford a new coach 

Eltife and CDC should fall on their swords though.  We should have kept Turtle Tom and spent this year searching behind his back.  

Just now, bschoolprof said:

Eltife and CDC should fall on their swords though.  We should have kept Turtle Tom and spent this year searching behind his back.  

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