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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?

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  • So this is going to be a long post, but a few thoughts about Sark, this staff, position groups, game performance, and Arky. Sark:  I think we hit a home run hire.  I was drunk on the Meyer bandwa

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  • I missed this live, but Joe Cook pointed this out in his gif breakdown. We tried to catch them with some tricky shit in the 2Q.  All the skill players stood upright like they were at the play-cal

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2 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Eltife and CDC should fall on their swords though.  We should have kept Turtle Tom and spent this year searching behind his back.  

That was actually a popular sentiment after we missed on Urban, but instead we replaced Shithead with Shitface. Who the fuck made that decision? We need to know.

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Firing a first-year coach is almost unheard of, especially for a likeable guy without any (recent) off-field issues, but damn is Sark making a case for it. No recruit is going to come here after this. Even transfers might not. 

And no coaches will come here if you fire a respected guy in year one. But please do continue with y'all's irrational meltdown. 

How can you fire a coach who took Kansas to OT?

This program is in a worse position today than when Charlie was hired nearly a decade ago. This staff is done but we’ll have to suffer through at least one more season of this horseshit 

 

 

14 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

And no coaches will come here if you fire a respected guy in year one. But please do continue with y'all's irrational meltdown. 

Irrational?  We just lost to 1 win Kansas at home as a 30 point favorite.  I don’t disagree if someone says we’re stuck with this loser for another year, but to say the outrage is not justified is silly.  We’ve lost 5 in a row and might end the season losing out.  If this isn’t among the top 3 lowest points in program history, it’s close. 

3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Irrational?  We just lost to 1 win Kansas at home as a 30 point favorite.  I don’t disagree if someone says we’re stuck with this loser for another year, but to say the outrage is not justified is silly.  We’ve lost 5 in a row and might end the season losing out.  If this isn’t among the top 3 lowest points in program history, it’s close. 

It is one of the worst points in program history. No doubt. But the best way to maintain that is to keep recruiting transition classes and then blaming the current coaches for the failures of the previous ones. 

6 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

This program is in a worse position today than when Charlie was hired nearly a decade ago. This staff is done but we’ll have to suffer through at least one more season of this horseshit 

 

 

Yep. Charlie Strong did more with less...

Fuck yeah brother! I started this thread a month ago and got banned. Fuck that inmanamananaac dude if he shuts you down on this one.

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Going for 2 at home is page 1 of the head coach manual. Inexplicable when trying to break a 4 game losing streak. 
 

Of all the takes you could have this is NOT one them. And I would love to see that manual that says go for two if you get ball first at home.

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Idk if Sark can survive this one

he cant.  but the team wont get rid of him for two more years.

1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

It is one of the worst points in program history. No doubt. But the best way to maintain that is to keep recruiting transition classes and then blaming the current coaches for the failures of the previous ones. 

Shit, I’ll take a transition class over what Sark is gonna be able to pull after losing the last 7 games straight.  Sign me up. 

This thread needs to stay. The last five games are absolutely a fireable performance. Mark down the next two as well. 

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Hire bo Davis fuck everyone else 

Keep Bo Davis, Worthy, RoJo and Bijan. Everyone else get in the mother fuckin transfer portal 

2 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

We've lost 5 in a row for the first time since 1956.  

But have we ever lost 7 straight?  Sark gonna make 1956 seem like good times. 

3 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

It is one of the worst points in program history. No doubt. But the best way to maintain that is to keep recruiting transition classes and then blaming the current coaches for the failures of the previous ones. 

What recruit in their right mind would sign up to play for this motherfucker? I sure as hell wouldn't.

He’s not getting fired after 1 season. 

But he best clean house this offseason and burn this program to the ground to rebuild it from scratch. 

I’m sorry, but no matter what bullshit player buy in story you are toting does NOT excuse losing 4 in a row where you lead at half and THEN lose to a basketball school. There is absolutely no excuse for that. Resign. That is the only option.

This is rock bottom.

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

He’s not getting fired after 1 season. 

But he best clean house this offseason and burn this program to the ground to rebuild it from scratch. 

This. Whole defensive staff needs to get canned, except maybe Bo. 

Who gives a fuck about this fucking team. Football at UT is over. Fuck them. Cal Berkeley/ Stanford is what we are now. Get used to it. We win championships in swimming and volleyball. 

6 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Of all the takes you could have this is NOT one them. And I would love to see that manual that says go for two if you get ball first at home.

I think we are talking about in regulation

4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

He’s not getting fired after 1 season. 

But he best clean house this offseason and burn this program to the ground to rebuild it from scratch. 

What part of his career has ever indicated that he could rebuild a program?

6 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

He’s not getting fired after 1 season. 

But he best clean house this offseason and burn this program to the ground to rebuild it from scratch. 

He ain’t doing shit.

7 win Sark is getting shitcanned mid season in 2023

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

What part of his career has ever indicated that he could rebuild a program?

This.

Even aggy is laughing. And they lost to that asshat Kiffin. Think about that. They are right and I hate that I even have to say that.

6 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

He’s not getting fired after 1 season. 

But he best clean house this offseason and burn this program to the ground to rebuild it from scratch. 

well he's proven he can sure as fuck burn the program to the ground, he's ahead of schedule there. I have zero confidence he can rebuild for shit. 

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

Even aggy is laughing. And they lost to that asshat Kiffin. Think abou that. They are right bi hate that I even have to say that.

They’d best the shit out of this Texas team. This program deserves to be laughed at. 

3 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

Texas is a Women's Tennis school now.

 

5 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Who gives a fuck about this fucking team. Football at UT is over. Fuck them. Cal Berkeley/ Stanford is what we are now. Get used to it. We win championships in swimming and volleyball. 

Everything but football, basically. Look up and down at the sports we offer, and football is the sport we are the worst at.

1 minute ago, PDX_Horn said:

He ain’t doing shit.

7 win Sark is getting shitcanned mid season in 2023

I doubt he can, but he has no choice not to. If he doesn’t, might as well fire him after the first loss next year and save the time. 

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

This.

Them: "but he was a drunk back then!!"
 

Me: "yes, but he was a functioning alcoholic"

You can’t recover from this. No use delaying the execution.

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