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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?

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4 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

Texas is a Women's Tennis school now.

Eddie Reese says fuck you

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  • So this is going to be a long post, but a few thoughts about Sark, this staff, position groups, game performance, and Arky. Sark:  I think we hit a home run hire.  I was drunk on the Meyer bandwa

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  • I missed this live, but Joe Cook pointed this out in his gif breakdown. We tried to catch them with some tricky shit in the 2Q.  All the skill players stood upright like they were at the play-cal

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Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

If sark loses out, hes definitelt getting canned in december

He is losing out and he won’t get fired. 

To all the idiots saying no coach would come here if we fired him, LSU just fired their coach less than two years after winning the whole fucking thing, and no coach is going to turn them down because of it. We absolutely can, and should, fire him immediately.

41 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

And no coaches will come here if you fire a respected guy in year one. But please do continue with y'all's irrational meltdown. 

There is nothing irrational about it. This is a pivotal moment for our program. We can mitigate the disaster or make rationalizations for why we can ride it until the firing. 

Keeping a shitty coach because firing him might be worse is like staying married to a whore that fucks everybody but you.

It's cheaper than a divorce but you're not getting anything out of it either. 

Rip off the bandaid and ditch the loser. We can do better.

I say F--- every 9.95er in the Texas sports universe who sold Sark as a hire to the fan base.  At the announcement I knew this was a bad hire.  He is a nobody who has done nothing.   But these assholes kept saying how great of a mind he was and celebrated, celebrated his hire of PK.  The staff is dogshit.  The roster is dogshit too.  But Kansas roster is double dogshit.

1 minute ago, ONE YARD said:

Watching his presser. Sark is lost and confused.  100%

Well you know what. FUCK HIM. 

We should've known better at the beginning of the hiring process. When the big money donors told Sark that he could not hire the coaches that he wanted to, I knew we were in for a rough roll. And no I don't want Mike stoops anywhere near this program.

23 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Going for 2 at home is page 1 of the head coach manual. Inexplicable when trying to break a 4 game losing streak. 
 

And it makes a bad loss a little less bad to lose like that. 

22 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I've always wondered what rock bottom felt like... and here we are.

 

 

It sucks, really sucks

This ain't rock bottom. We're still falling you just don't feel it anymore.

If sark loses out, hes definitelt getting canned in december

Doesn’t matter. The culture is established. These guys guys are Turtles, who learned to lose from Strong who learned from Mack’s worse years. Sarks guys will learn from the worsts worst worst.

Not only does Texas get everybody’s shot because of their reputation for the last 8 decades…but they aren’t any good nor have they ever looked good since the McCoy days


Saban is literally the only guy I can think of that could fix this is under 4 years. We’re looking at 6+. We know sark sucks and the poor guy who gets this mess will get 2 seasons before Texas fans will be calling for his head. Maybe he’d at least beat Kansas

I am so mad. I have no words. Chris Del Conte and Steve Sarksian need to take a double-edged dildo and fuck themselves out of the goddam state. 

Watching his presser. Sark is lost and confused.  100%

I said that two games ago. He isn’t the guy. He looks like he was about to cry two games ago.
24 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

It is one of the worst points in program history. No doubt. But the best way to maintain that is to keep recruiting transition classes and then blaming the current coaches for the failures of the previous ones. 

This staff already had their transition year mulligan. This will be the second transition year. And then the one where we actually fire this horrible staff. How many does Sarkisian get. How much deeper can he dig the hole?

Does anybody honestly see this thing turning around under Sark?  If not, then don’t waste the next couple of years and move the fuck on.

12 seasons, 4 coaches, four athletic directors, three school presidents.  Constant top 15 recruiting classes.  
 

I mean, Sark sucks.  But I said it before.  It’s Austin.  I love Austin.  But it’s Austin.  

Just now, Horn Dogg said:

Does anybody honestly see this thing turning around under Sark?  If not, then don’t waste the next couple of years and move the fuck on.

He's clearly not getting fired after year 1. So, if we see him fire PK and his strength coach and make two great hires, possibly

12 seasons, 4 coaches, four athletic directors, three school presidents.  Constant top 15 recruiting classes.  
 
I mean, Sark sucks.  But I said it before.  It’s Austin.  I love Austin.  But it’s Austin.  

Well, despite what you heard 2021 Austin.

Ohhhh there is a cool sushi restaurant now? Fuck off.
Just now, alphahorn said:

He's clearly not getting fired after year 1. So, if we see him fire PK and his strength coach and make two great hires, possibly

That is a tall fucking order. 

He's inept and won't fucking doing it. 

1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

12 seasons, 4 coaches, four athletic directors, three school presidents.  Constant top 15 recruiting classes.  
 

I mean, Sark sucks.  But I said it before.  It’s Austin.  I love Austin.  But it’s Austin.  

Can we give this team to the University of Austin and start over?

4 minutes ago, Burt said:

This ain't rock bottom. We're still falling you just don't feel it anymore.

Seems like every few years since 2010 I have said "this must be rock bottom", and every few years we find a new rock bottom. 

OK, Don't fire him. Keep him on as OC. Go out and find a guy who knows how to be a head coach.

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If he doesn’t get fired because we decide we can’t afford to buy him out after 1 year I could understand that.  But if we think there’s a fucking chance in hell he can turn the program around, he should be fired today because Sark building this program ain’t happening. 
 

It comes down to what costs more, his buyout or having the Texas football program and the Texas fan base go into hibernation for 2 more years until there is a reason to be excited about the program again?  

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1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

He's clearly not getting fired after year 1. So, if we see him fire PK and his strength coach and make two great hires, possibly

Do you think Sark can lead Texas to a national championship?  I’m seeing Charlie Strong level game management and coaching here, what’s the fucking point of hanging on other than “that’s how we have always done it?”

23 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

He’s not getting fired after 1 season. 

But he best clean house this offseason and burn this program to the ground to rebuild it from scratch. 

But wasn’t his staff supposed to be the reason why he was a good hire?  The idea that he would bring along his Bama buddies and a DC with an impeccable resume? 

4 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

12 seasons, 4 coaches, four athletic directors, three school presidents.  Constant top 15 recruiting classes.  
 

I mean, Sark sucks.  But I said it before.  It’s Austin.  I love Austin.  But it’s Austin.  

I've heard this argument, but you can't tell me Vince Young and that squad was eschewing partying and 6th Street during their time on the 40.

54 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

And no coaches will come here if you fire a respected guy in year one. But please do continue with y'all's irrational meltdown. 

We just lost to Kansas.

 

 

at home.

 

 

it isn’t irrational to expect change.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I've heard this argument, but you can't tell me Vince Young and that squad was eschewing partying and 6th Street during their time on the 40.

Yeah, but Vince had a wallet that said “Bad Motherfucker” on it.

Just now, Horn Dogg said:

Do you think Sark can lead Texas to a national championship?  I’m seeing Charlie Strong level game management and coaching here, what’s the fucking point of hanging on other than “that’s how we have always done it?”

Like I said, perhaps. He would need the right compliment of assistant coaches. We all thought this was an all-star cast, but we were wrong. He needs a tough ass DC like a Muschamp to play the bad cop to his player's coach good cop.  He's clearly a great offensive mind. Can he pull the other parts together, well we'll see because you're fucking kidding yourself if you think he'll be fired this year or next

You don't recover from losing to Kansas. Waiting 2+ more years to fire him only lets the corpse rot further. 

21 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

They’d best the shit out of this Texas team.

No shit. Kansas just did. 

Just think, if it weren't for Mack, we'd have Saban

18 minutes ago, PDX_Horn said:

He ain’t doing shit.

7 win Sark is getting shitcanned mid season in 2023

Not so sure about that. Getting outmatched by Kansas at home may just be a dealbreaker, like having sex with your wife’s sister.

Sark will be safe for now but this loss pretty much leaves a big mark on his resume that will make it almost impossible to overcome unless they win 10 games in 2022 (highly unlikely). 

 

21 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I doubt he can, but he has no choice not to. If he doesn’t, might as well fire him after the first loss next year and save the time. 

Or now. There’s nothing to be gained by him coaching another game here. It will just be lost time and money. 

9 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

That is a tall fucking order. 

He's inept and won't fucking doing it. 

PK is garbage and Sark would do himself a favor by firing him,  or at least demoting him tonight and go out and get the best interim DC you can get.  Shit, Muschamp is an analyst at Georgia, offer him big bucks to come fix this shit, or at least make it way less embarassing...

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7 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

If he doesn’t get fired because we decide we can’t afford to buy him out after 1 year I could understand that.  But if we think there’s a fucking chance in hell he can turn the program around, he should be fired today because Sark building this program ain’t happening. 

It comes down to what costs more, his buyout or having the Texas football program and the Texas fan base go into hibernation for 2 more years until there is a reason to be excited about the program again?  

That new SEZ might get people fired up.

Wait.

We just watched a coach do the equivalent of swallowing a 180-count bottle of Tylenol tonight. He’s going to be walking and taking for a while, but he’s already dead and there’s nothing anyone can do about it anymore. 

Fire PK and get a new DC first.  Never going to win games giving up 40-50+ points.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is this thread going to deleted too?

Fuck Sark

PM longhorngirlie

3 minutes ago, Pods said:

You don't recover from losing to Kansas. Waiting 2+ more years to fire him only lets the corpse rot further. 

Yeah I just can’t see him being able to bring talent to this catastrophe of a program.  Not after losing 7 straight including Kansas at home.  Once that hope is lost the HC is done. 

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