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Third time is the charm.... NBAA

Let's Ride...

OK, Cool. Hook'em...

All Gas! No Brakes!

 

Full buy in here at least until the first false start. Let's do this.

It’s gonna be us against the Big12 refs all season who are gonna try to fuck us for blowing up the conference. Fuck them and fuck whatever team we’re playing against 

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2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

It’s gonna be us against the Big12 refs all season who are gonna try to fuck us for blowing up the conference. Fuck them and fuck whatever team we’re playing against 

They were fucking us when we were paying everyone in the conference.  IDMAS.

1 minute ago, Snacks said:

IDMAS

Yup. The refs can only do so much without blatantly cheating. Best to take it out of their hands and just blow everyone out. AGNB baybay.

SMASH MOUTH!

like we did with the Coke Machine Gene Chiton against Penn State!  Power I, 3 TEs!!!

33 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

It’s gonna be us against the Big12 refs all season who are gonna try to fuck us

Sounds like most seasons if we're being honest.

I'll be happy if the first game of the season doesn't start with possession of the ball and we get a delay of game before the first play.

No, not this shit again.

21 minutes ago, deadshank said:

I'll be happy if the first game of the season doesn't start with possession of the ball and we get a delay of game before the first play.

Personally I think it would be a fitting way to honor Tomothy Herman's legacy here.

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Personally I think it would be a fitting way to honor Tomothy Herman's legacy here.

That was move was originated by Mackovic.

1 hour ago, Domedriver said:

SMASH MOUTH!

like we did with the Coke Machine Gene Chiton against Penn State!  Power I, 3 TEs!!!

all star singing GIF

The refs will screw us like usual, especially against Iowa St and Okie St. Only good news is hopefully they do the same to Oklahoma as they want one if the ingrate 8 to win the conference. 

34 minutes ago, deadshank said:

I'll be happy if the first game of the season doesn't start with possession of the ball and we get a delay of game before the first play.

Came here to post something similar.  I will award you with rep.

Slogans were the best accomplishment of each of the previous two regimes. "Let's ride" has cache, and "OK, cool. Hook 'em" was the perfect response to the tOSU meth head. That neither Strong nor Herman could live up to their winning ad campaigns was just one more facet of their overall failure to perform.

As such, I'm refraining from using the gas/brakes slogan until we see some okie tears. Show me some fuckin' okie tears, dammit.

2 hours ago, Bigjohns97 said:

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someone put an OU on the fat kid

2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

It’s gonna be us against the Big12 refs all season who are gonna try to fuck us for blowing up the conference. Fuck them and fuck whatever team we’re playing against 

I don't think it is going to be that bad as their games may be job interviews for another conference.

40 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Geena Davis Baseball GIF

Geena Davis, six foot tall, gorgeous, best mouth in Hollywood. Right in my 6'5" wheelhouse, yas yas yas.

Third time is the charm.... NBAA
Let's Ride...
OK, Cool. Hook'em...
All Gas! No Brakes!
 
Giving this a like for one reason only..

You know brake and break have different meanings...maybe.
It’s gonna be us against the Big12 refs all season who are gonna try to fuck us for blowing up the conference. Fuck them and fuck whatever team we’re playing against 
It's gonna be bad for sure, I'll just be interested to see if blowU gets similarly hosed.
1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Geena Davis, six foot tall, gorgeous, best mouth in Hollywood. Right in my 6'5" wheelhouse, yas yas yas.

She really nailed that role as well 😍

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Slogans were the best accomplishment of each of the previous two regimes. "Let's ride" has cache, and "OK, cool. Hook 'em" was the perfect response to the tOSU meth head. That neither Strong nor Herman could live up to their winning ad campaigns was just one more facet of their overall failure to perform.

As such, I'm refraining from using the gas/brakes slogan until we see some okie tears. Show me some fuckin' okie tears, dammit.

What about “Let yo nuts hang”?

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2 hours ago, Xcalibur said:

Yes we are, but this Schtick is tired.

I'm tired!

6 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

It’s gonna be us against the Big12 refs all season who are gonna try to fuck us for blowing up the conference. Fuck them and fuck whatever team we’re playing against 

So what else is new?

And yes, win we will, yo.

I’m in.  I definitely don’t see us going all Nebraska in this game therefore Sark wins the opening.  Will the giant Sez longhorn glow orange after every win now?

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

[ULaLa QB] seems like he sucks

Heisman confirmed.

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