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13 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

No one is burning any books

In the words of lyrical mastermind Zack de la Rocha, “They don’t gotta burn the books, they just remove ‘em.”. 

We is there.

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  • In on page 1.  Fuck Abbott, Fuck Huffines, and FUCK the whole modern GOP!  Fuck Cruz, Fuck Cornyn,  Fuck the majority of Texas voters for supporting these assholes.  And fuck aggy while were at it.

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    Shut the fuck up

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No one is going to take your fucking guns, snowflake.

He’s agreed that they can’t take the guns. So, he should be ready to vote to help the majority of people in this state since his one issue is a non-starter now.
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Flattyfatty is a microcosm of the current GOP Fox News parrot. In the same breath it's:

"They wanna take my guns away!"  (which isn't happening)

and

"Calm down, snowflake, no one is burning books"  (as books really are being blacklisted from public schools)

22 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Burning books isn't enough.  You have to cut through all the media, hence CRT bans everywhere.  

 

not enough, pass laws that snowflakes can file lawsuits when anyone or anything makes them feel extra snowflakey

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I'm glad that my happiness in this world isn't influenced by my right to own guns that can take other lives.  Unfortunately much of the sadness I have in this world is due to many people who do value gun ownership over basic human rights of others.

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UT grad, doesn’t understand First Amendment.  
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Huffines wants to make bitcoin legal tender in Texas. 

 

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Huffines wants to make bitcoin legal tender in Texas. 

 

What a fucking dork.

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

UT grad, doesn’t understand First Amendment.  
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What a fucking moron.

31 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

So much easier than the current way!

Yeah, but what started out as a $4 beer wound up only costing $0.50 by the time he was done.

37 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

So much easier than the current way!

Wow, that guy just creeped me the fuck out.

 

 

41 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Yeah, but what started out as a $4 beer wound up only costing $0.50 by the time he was done.

Or $400. Depends on the day. 

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Does Huffines think Bitcoin is the same thing as his lucky charms?

Does Huffines think Bitcoin is the same thing as his lucky charms?

It might as well be. He might as well take a position that “handcrafted Shaker-style rocking chairs will be legal tender in Texas!” Scratch that….rocking chairs actually have some inherent value, so that analogy doesn’t work.

Crypto bros are creepy. Old farts who don’t understand crypto but suck up to crypto bros are creepy AND pathetic. And utterly on-brand for this timeline.

I've been enjoying all the Abbott ads where he's basically running against Biden.  

46 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Does Huffines think Bitcoin is the same thing as his lucky charms?

No, I think he understands what one of those things is for and not what the other is for.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

So much easier than the current way!

this-is-the-wrong-way-to-consume-alcohol

 

R primary needs to sink their teeth in this.

Allen West goes with “it takes one to know one.”

Waiting on Huffines

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Those of you with burner social media accounts need to stay on his ass about running 3rd party in the general because Abbott rigged the primary against him.

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All that orange must be triggering the hell out of a lot of aggy, who can only turn to the black guy or the UT grad who is currently governor.

5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

R primary needs to sink their teeth in this.

Allen West goes with “it takes one to know one.”

Waiting on Huffines

lulz The replies from the Left Wingers, "That’s not socialism it's capitalism."

 

8 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

R primary needs to sink their teeth in this.

Allen West goes with “it takes one to know one.”

Waiting on Huffines

He is going to lose so badly. Good grief, who is in charge of that campaign?

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4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

His eyes...he looks like a fucking possum, desperately craving Daddy Trump's adulation.

So fucking pathetic to see Texas politicians debase themselves at the feet of a Yankee like Trump.

 

Oh….you think this is Abbott hitting bottom?

Buckle up, because…..

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It doesn’t take a polymath to conclude Texas is fucked. Y’all are going to elect a weasel-eyed tin pot dictator with short man’s disease. 
 

Texas, our Texas, all hail this mighty State. 

wake up. 

It doesn’t take a polymath to conclude Texas is fucked. Y’all are going to elect a weasel-eyed tin pot dictator with short man’s disease. 
 
Texas, our Texas, all hail this mighty State. 
wake up. 

Not gonna happen. We’re gonna commit suicide by stupidity because owning the libs is worth all the costs.
On 1/28/2022 at 9:31 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Or $400. Depends on the day. 

Instability is the best attribute for legal tender 

56 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This has to bug Abbott quite a bit.

 

Yep, I’m sure they’re asking Huffines the hard questions. 

38 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Nobody likes Abbott and yet he will still win the election. Texas has a way of electing people nobody likes.

like Rick Perry... both my parents hated him, and they voted for him every time. 

 

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5 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Yep, I’m sure they’re asking Huffines the hard questions. 

what exactly are the hard questions between those two?  could you grab that off the top shelf for me?

10 hours ago, F250 said:

Nobody likes Abbott and yet he will still win the election. Texas has a way of electing people nobody likes.

They will be voting against Beto, not for Abbott.

They will be voting against Beto, not for Abbott.

The thing is, it won’t even be against Beto. The Dems could run the greatest candidate in history, and Beelzebub Puppykiller, R, wins by 6-8, because socialism Fox News freedom Eagle bortion gun flag.

Ideas, policies, massive GQP policy failures….none of them matter. It’s just tribal insanity stoked by media outlets and propaganda in concert with the ruling party.
29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


The thing is, it won’t even be against Beto. The Dems could run the greatest candidate in history, and Beelzebub Puppykiller, R, wins by 6-8, because socialism Fox News freedom Eagle bortion gun flag.

Ideas, policies, massive GQP policy failures….none of them matter. It’s just tribal insanity stoked by media outlets and propaganda in concert with the ruling party.

Yep.  Who would the Dems even put up besides Beto?  There is no one.

Yep.  Who would the Dems even put up besides Beto?  There is no one.

Jesus Christ could literally descend from heaven, on live TV, announce with a booming voice from the heavens that he is running for governor as a D, and within 15 minutes there would be an avalanche of Fox News and related propaganda outlet pieces on how no true patriot could ever vote for that hippie libtard commie, and also, see our expose on who his father REALLY is (hint:……it rhymes with BOROS!)

If I'm being completely honest, all I really care about in Texas politics is legalization.

Is that so wrong?

On 1/26/2022 at 3:11 PM, fattyflattie said:

There’s a saying I see often in the CR.  When someone tells you who they are, listen to them. 
 

So there is three ways you can look at his stance, that I can see. 
1) He was insincere, or flat lying, about his stance during his initial campaign. 
2) He makes rash, emotional decisions. 
3) He was failing in his run, and took an opportunity to try and score political points to help resurrect his campaign.  It’s for you to decide where you think he falls on that, and what his motivations were. 
 

I understand you don’t seem to care about my single issue, or prioritize it anyhow. But then you make a (questionable) list of items that don’t affect me at all.  I assume you want me to care about your precious concerns, no? 

Beto could have lied and said no i love guns vote for me like every other scumbag but his honesty cost him. However, i won't fool myself into thinking republicans wouldn't come up with some other dumbshit way to smear him.

 

But really, you know damn well his "i wanna confiscate every AR-15" has no chance of happening in Texas, even if he was gov there would be no backing for it among his fellow politicians. But because he said that one thing that one time it makes perfect logical sense for people to vote for a de facto dictator than someone who doesn't love muh guns as much as i do.

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55 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If I'm being completely honest, all I really care about in Texas politics is legalization.

Is that so wrong?

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2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Beto could have lied and said no i love guns vote for me like every other scumbag but his honesty cost him.

That’s kind of the rub. He did. Then he 180’d when he needed some attention and an opportunity gave him a chance to capitalize on it. He’s a fucking fraud with sleazy billionaire in-laws who he played puppet for politically, to increase their wealth on the backs of those who put him into office.  I’m supposed to think he’s some great guy because he drives a tundra and eats whataburger though right?  Fuck that pos. 

14 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

That’s kind of the rub. He did. Then he 180’d when he needed some attention and an opportunity gave him a chance to capitalize on it. He’s a fucking fraud with sleazy billionaire in-laws who he played puppet for politically, to increase their wealth on the backs of those who put him into office.  I’m supposed to think he’s some great guy because he drives a tundra and eats whataburger though right?  Fuck that pos. 

He says as he pulls the lever for Greg Abbott. 
 

It’s just fucking insane with these guys. No wisdom whatsoever. 

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