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Pointing out that the Texas GOP is tangling a bit with Abbott.

 

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  • Case in point. 

  • In on page 1.  Fuck Abbott, Fuck Huffines, and FUCK the whole modern GOP!  Fuck Cruz, Fuck Cornyn,  Fuck the majority of Texas voters for supporting these assholes.  And fuck aggy while were at it.

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    Shut the fuck up

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Making sure you know that he's the only one willing to tangle with Texas Democrats.

 

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Are we taking bets on whether Abbott can swing the BOMC around to pull Huffines' ad?

It's on ABC, which is tied to ESPN....

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Does anyone remember about a month ago when it turned up that a Proud Boy instigated certain activities that were initially blamed on antifa?

I remember.

This little episode has that showy drama effect that makes me want a little more evidentiary proof that Mr. Reporter there says  than 'suspected.'

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Are we taking bets on whether Abbott can swing the BOMC around to pull Huffines' ad?

It's on ABC, which is tied to ESPN....

that would be high-larious

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56 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that would be high-larious

It would honestly get the MAGA crowd rooting for Huffines a lot more, because ABC/Disney/ESPN = WOKE = EVIL and therefore suppressing Huffines' freedom of speech and 1st Amendmant rights, and they'd be siding with that librool Abbott who took all of their rights last year.

5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Be great if, you know, somebody would run against these ghouls.

I'm sure the well-organized, master strategists that make up the Texas Democratic party will get RIGHT ON THIS.  Any minute now....yep.....any minute now....

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Making sure you know that he's the only one willing to tangle with Texas Democrats.

 

And the Dems aren't wrong.  More brown people are going to die.  We're going to get more El Pasos.  This is how the Xenophobes want it.  It's no-risk rhetoric to them.  Nobody is going to show up and gun down the white folks at a cafe in Highland Park.  But the brown folks shopping at a Wal-Mart or La Michoacana anywhere south of Waco oughta watch their asses.

Being one of those folks, don't think it's not on our mind.  Which again, is how the Huffines of the world want it.  And we wonder why we hate people launching stochastic terrorist rhetoric intended to kill us.  Man, it's a puzzler.

this goblin is gonna win the primary isn't he

10 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

And if that baby tries to cross the border, gun it down.

nah man i'm way ahead of you. kill the moms first. the premoms 

check it. all in onw go - the premoms, the prebabies, the prerapists and prevent a shitload of abortions

SHOW ME A LOSS

 

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2 hours ago, mchookem said:

this goblin is gonna win the primary isn't he

What’s next, Fitlump gonna get elected to public office……oh.

Did I just see a commercial for that crotchgoblin Huffhines during the OU game?

Did I just see a commercial for that crotchgoblin Huffhines during the OU game?

Yes, yes you did.
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2 hours ago, VivaNaranja said:

Did I just see a commercial for that crotchgoblin Huffhines during the OU game?

Can we blame The Collapse on it?

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Can we blame The Collapse on it?

I'm just trying to convince myself that the game and that horrifying commercial were both hallucinations 

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19 minutes ago, VivaNaranja said:

I'm just trying to convince myself that the game and that horrifying commercial were both hallucinations 

Based on the game, Huffines is going to win the primary and the general.

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

Interesting that they are promoting West’s wife as a Dr. It’s a Phd just like Jill Biden who they constantly criticized and made fun of because she uses that same title. Such jerks.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Looks like he was behind the banner.

And he was at the game.

https://www.facebook.com/Donhuffinestx/posts/394667902216103

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That's a great Longhorn shirt, Don.  Do they make it for men?  

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Matthew McConaughey did a 40-minute interview for The NY Times.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/07/opinion/sway-kara-swisher-matthew-mcconaughey.html?showTranscript=1

He's being cagey about a bunch things (like abortion), which makes me think he's still kicking it around.

seriously, fuck him. If you stand for anything, now's the time to take a stand. Just an attention whore IMO. And I've been a fan of his work generally.

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58 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

ah, well, now we know who to blame for the loss

barack obama yes GIF by Obama

Well the Greg Abbott medley being sung right now by Marc Rebillet should be viral in 9 minutes.  
 

good news though guys, the young people here aren’t reflective of how voters under 40 feel about trump-appeasing politics.  Because you know how young people hate live music, right?  
 

Can’t wait to hear this spin “those are just antifa folks celebrating vulgarity.”  Uh Trumpers, it’s 90k Texans who like shit like music, booze, people watching, and not being cruel to women.  The beauty of this is C3 execs tel me Abbott was pressuring them to go through with this despite Adler reservations.  
 

For the record, this guy singing is horrible and he sucks.    But he’s all you can hear from this Production tent filled with women whom I’d like to blow a baby up into

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21 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well the Greg Abbott medley being sung right now by Marc Rebillet should be viral in 9 minutes.  
 

good news though guys, the young people here aren’t reflective of how voters under 40 feel about trump-appeasing politics.  Because you know how young people hate live music, right?  
 

Can’t wait to hear this spin “those are just antifa folks celebrating vulgarity.”  Uh Trumpers, it’s 90k Texans who like shit like music, booze, people watching, and not being cruel to women.  The beauty of this is C3 execs tel me Abbott was pressuring them to go through with this despite Adler reservations.  
 

For the record, this guy singing is horrible and he sucks.    But he’s all you can hear from this Production tent filled with women whom I’d like to blow a baby up into

I frequently have no fucking clue what you're talking about and now I'm also angry that you didn't post pics of these women.

32 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well the Greg Abbott medley being sung right now by Marc Rebillet should be viral in 9 minutes.  
 

good news though guys, the young people here aren’t reflective of how voters under 40 feel about trump-appeasing politics.  Because you know how young people hate live music, right?  
 

Can’t wait to hear this spin “those are just antifa folks celebrating vulgarity.”  Uh Trumpers, it’s 90k Texans who like shit like music, booze, people watching, and not being cruel to women.  The beauty of this is C3 execs tel me Abbott was pressuring them to go through with this despite Adler reservations.  
 

For the record, this guy singing is horrible and he sucks.    But he’s all you can hear from this Production tent filled with women whom I’d like to blow a baby up into

Marc Rebillet is fucking great and can you imagine how much he pulls? 

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I frequently have no fucking clue what you're talking about and now I'm also angry that you didn't post pics of these women.

Sorry I took some on Friday at all these c3 private lounges where they go later in the day to see/be seen.  I took a few and was gonna send them to lukeduke.  But holy shit, I sobered up and just deleted them from my phone.  It was like eyes wide shut-Zilker edition.  
 

anyway, rebillet-not my cup of tea.  But I bet It’ll be up all over the inter webs soon. 

the best part of this festival is the biggest advocate of all this happening was Governor Abbott.  If you’ll excuse me, Greta is killing it And apparently Duran Duran still does drugs before a set.  

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50 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I frequently have no fucking clue what you're talking about and now I'm also angry that you didn't post pics of these women.

Amen.

14 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Sorry I took some on Friday at all these c3 private lounges where they go later in the day to see/be seen.  I took a few and was gonna send them to lukeduke.  But holy shit, I sobered up and just deleted them from my phone.  It was like eyes wide shut-Zilker edition.  

anyway, rebillet-not my cup of tea.  But I bet It’ll be up all over the inter webs soon. 

You have a phone capable of taking video.

Even if I filmed it, I have no social media outlet on which to post on it.  It’s all already out there.  The young people have taken care of that.  I’ll be at the open bar.  Just search rebillet and Abbott.  I gotta puke and find my golf cart.  And maybe see who’s holding edibles.  Bbq was a bad choice in hindsight.  Also fuck all the OU fans out here today

 

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Even if I filmed it, I have no social media outlet on which to post on it.  It’s all already out there.  The young people have taken care of that.  I’ll be at the open bar.  Just search rebillet and Abbott.  I gotta puke and find my golf cart.  And maybe see who’s holding edibles.  Bbq was a bad choice in hindsight.  Also fuck all the OU fans out here today

@Beau Vine this is what I'm picturing when I read this.

tee off harold ramis GIF

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Even if I filmed it, I have no social media outlet on which to post on it.

fans GIF

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3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Even if I filmed it, I have no social media outlet on which to post on it.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

fans GIF

You spend a shitload of time on a social media outlet, just like the rest of us.

And Surly lets you upload files.

 

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Don is feeling his oats.

Making sure you know where he stands when it comes to Native Americans.

Shout out to the crowd worried that their children are being castrated and brainwashed.

 

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Making sure everybody sees the banner that somebody paid to fly over the OU game.

 

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Showing that he has no fucking clue how many vaccines military members have to go through, and also trying to create a schism between the Texas GOP and Abbott.

 

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I'm really enjoying that he wants to completely phase out property taxes, and never have a state income tax.

That's going to be one helluva sales tax that will send many Texans to the polls, to vote in whoever has a (D) next to their name.

39 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm really enjoying that he wants to completely phase out property taxes, and never have a state income tax.

That's going to be one helluva sales tax that will send many Texans to the polls, to vote in whoever has a (D) next to their name.

Adorable.

The dumbasses in this state will think everything tripled in price because of inflation caused by radical socialist Demonrats. 

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Huffines retweeted this for some odd reason, proving that he wants to fuck with private businesses.

 

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All about the kids.  Expect Abbott to start pushing legislation against puberty blockers and castration

 

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Huffines is retweeting these, he wants to remind people that he's supported by people that still have access to Trump.

 

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And Huffines damned sure wants you to remember who is behind Abbott's switching gears.

 

This guy is crazy. No property tax, no income tax? Am I going to be paying five dollars for a banana and a “fee” for pretty much everything else? 
 

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