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#1751

Starting to see some big Huffines signs roadside in NE Houston (Kingwood).   Hold on to your butts.

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  • In on page 1.  Fuck Abbott, Fuck Huffines, and FUCK the whole modern GOP!  Fuck Cruz, Fuck Cornyn,  Fuck the majority of Texas voters for supporting these assholes.  And fuck aggy while were at it.

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#1752
3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Starting to see some big Huffines signs roadside in NE Houston (Kingwood).   Hold on to your butts.

Gets better.   Remember how he wants to ditch property taxes?

Well, no income taxes either, so he's got a plan to pay for everything...

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#1753
Starting to see some big Huffines signs roadside in NE Houston (Kingwood).   Hold on to your butts.

Out here in Richmond / Hwy 99, south of Katy, they have a sign outside of my neighborhood. [emoji2961][emoji2961]
#1754
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Gets better.   Remember how he wants to ditch property taxes?

Well, no income taxes either, so he's got a plan to pay for everything...

He should tax abortions. Wait . . . .

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#1755
6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He should tax abortions. Wait . . . .

Marijuana.  Legalize and tax marijuana.

The libertarians and plenty of others would turn out in droves for his primary.  Abbott would be sweating as hard as if his van had just dropped him off in a gravel parking lot.

#1756

Abbott is smart enough to know better, but he is scared of his base and the true nut jobs like Patrick and Sid Miller.  And he can’t help that that tree broke his backbone.

#1757
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Gets better.   Remember how he wants to ditch property taxes?

Well, no income taxes either, so he's got a plan to pay for everything...

 

Existing revenue streams? Hmmm, under his plan car inspections will be $70, with the registration going to $750. The auto insurance surcharge that was $1 until Rick Perry raised it to $2 and then 8 years later lowered it back down to $1 is now what, $10 $100? Court costs and court fines, beer and cigarette tax, health care fees....let's see, he doesn't like public education, so the teacher certification fee can go up, but he's probably not going to touch the oil and gas stuff or the air pollution control stuff.

Naw, that's not going to hit the common man where it hurts at all at all.

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#1758
1 hour ago, Frank Erwin said:

And he can’t help that that tree broke his backbone.

Nope, but he could try to make things easier for other handicapped people, rather than making it harder.

I've heard of self-loathing Jews, gays, Blacks,  but not self-loathing/hating handicapped people.

#1759
On 1/9/2022 at 11:33 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Democrats in Texas aren't what they used to be, whether it was Ann Richards or Rick Perry (he did a fairly competent job of running Al Gore's campaign in Texas in '88).

They are pretty much Charlie Brown.

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Part of the problem is they have no bench, so any candidate with a little buzz immediately runs for the highest open office rather than run locally or regionally and build a fundrasing base and an actual record of accomplishments. 

#1763
On 1/10/2022 at 6:56 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

like anybody associated with any of those people could get into Rice 🙄

#1764
On 1/10/2022 at 6:56 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

that second photo looks like he grabbed that sign from someone, stood there for the photo, and then walked off. the look on his face clearly says 'this was a mistake'

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#1768

Keep reminding Republicans how Abbott is a libtard in disguise!

Say what you will, but the lil' guy is sure giving it his best shot.

#1769

Just like the sperm and embryo from whence he came, Huffines sure is a tenaciously scrappy little fuck.  I'll give him that.  

Also, that photo of the girl with his big sign...that's perfect.  Some generic exurb development wasteland...that's exactly his demographic.  It's a brilliant encapsulation of his campaign.  An ideology as barren as that landscape, but teeming with poison underneath. 

#1771
On 1/10/2022 at 12:57 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Part of the problem is they have no bench, so any candidate with a little buzz immediately runs for the highest open office rather than run locally or regionally and build a fundrasing base and an actual record of accomplishments. 

That's not stopping #teamred.  What kind of record do Huffines or West have?  Patrick and Abbott both cut their teeth in lower offices at least.   

But you are right about the Dems not having much bench.  Part of that is they don't get much media coverage here when they are in office, bad or good, with Lina Hidalgo being the exception.  Nobody outside El Paso knew who Beto was as a congressman until he ran for senate.  I would wager that Crenshaw and Gohmert have much more recognition, and all they have done is serve the same state in the same capacity.   Difference is Beto was actually there to represent his constituents, and the other two are there to represent themselves.  Hence they say and do so much stupid stuff, intentional or not, to get noticed.

#1772
Has there been any polling on what a Beto vs Huffines race would look like?

Yes. The results of such poll can be found in my toilet bowl the morning after consuming $15 of Taco Bell and drinking 11 Natty Lights. Margin of error is +/-3 pinto beans chunks.
#1773
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yes. The results of such poll can be found in my toilet bowl the morning after consuming $15 of Taco Bell and drinking 11 Natty Lights. Margin of error is +/-3 pinto beans chunks.

You’re that optimistic?

#1774

I was in Wimberley the other day and saw quite a few Allen West signs there and no Huffines or Abbott signs.

#1776

Imagine Allen West as governor.

We'd have two carpetbaggers running the executive branch of a state known for its obsession with genuine Texan-ness.

#1777
 
What a fucking manlet. That suit makes him looks like 3 pounds of shit swimming in a 10 pound sack.
#1778
2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Imagine Allen West as governor.

We'd have two carpetbaggers running the executive branch of a state known for its obsession with genuine Texan-ness.

Yeah, Sid Miller, Abbott, George P., et. al.  They can't finish a sentence without mentioned how far back in Texas they go.  Open up every fucking speech with it.  But West and Dan Patrick couldn't be any less Texan if they had Bob Stoops cock in their mouths and wiped the jizz off with the Lone Star flag...and yet 40% of this state eats that shit up and asks for more.  I've never understood the pride people take in the one aspect of their lives they actually had zero control over.  All I give a shit about is wherever you are, are you consistently working to make the place a better place?  That's the only measure of a man in the public arena.  And Dan Patrick could fuck up a cup of coffee, nevermind our State.

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#1779
24 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, Sid Miller, Abbott, George P., et. al.  They can't finish a sentence without mentioned how far back in Texas they go.  Open up every fucking speech with it.  But West and Dan Patrick couldn't be any less Texan if they had Bob Stoops cock in their mouths and wiped the jizz off with the Lone Star flag...and yet 40% of this state eats that shit up and asks for more.  I've never understood the pride people take in the one aspect of their lives they actually had zero control over.  All I give a shit about is wherever you are, are you consistently working to make the place a better place?  That's the only measure of a man in the public arena.  And Dan Patrick could fuck up a cup of coffee, nevermind our State.

But you can rest assured that fucked up cup of coffee will mean some money in his pocket.  

#1783
5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Huffhines won’t fire Groyper/InfoWars alum from paid coffeeboi spot.

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Why would he? You're not under the impression that this wouldn't be considered a selling point to the GOP primary electorate, are you?

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#1785
13 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Why would he? You're not under the impression that this wouldn't be considered a selling point to the GOP primary electorate, are you?

It may draw voters to Huffines (Narrator: it will) but it will be a problem for BMDs.   And some Republicans are hung up on the Israel thing.  But I would like to see white supremacy be an issue in the GOP primaries.

#1786
8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

But I would like to see white supremacy be an issue in the GOP primaries.

Oh, it'll be an issue, alright.  

#1788

I know this has already been discussed, but firing him isn’t “cancel culture”. It’s simply consequences for being a racist. 

#1789
22 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I know this has already been discussed, but firing him isn’t “cancel culture”. It’s simply consequences for being a racist. 

seriously, what's wrong with his face? fetal alcohol syndrome? progeria? lizard suit sliding off?

#1790
6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

seriously, what's wrong with his face? fetal alcohol syndrome? progeria? lizard suit sliding off?

He looks like the alien in Men in Black who wears the skin of that farmer

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#1791

Lil' Don is in rare form today.  Lots of tweets.

Retweeting some bullshit about vaccines being the same as abusive households.  That plays well to his fans.

 

 

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#1792

Yes, make sure that other Texans are aware that Abbott is not sucking off Trump!

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This doesn't seem like "hunting" but you do you.

 

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