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Yeah, that's right, I'm the Egg Van

Drivin around, king of the town 

 

 

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I’m sure the victims won’t get over (this) easy.

the culprit will be sure to do hard (boiled) time.

Hopefully on this case the police don’t get their priorities scrambled.

cicken vagina.

It's a yolk I say yolk, son. Now put an egg in your shoe and beat it.

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When they catch this guy, I hope the headline reads “Our long national nightmare is ova.”

All my rep for a Beastie Boys shout out.

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Suckers, they come, a dime, a dozen 

Egg Van caught. 

I was really hoping that this would develop into some kind of long-term cat and mouse caper with the entire city under siege. 

 

Pro tip - find someone on a bike and aim for the spokes...and mix in some black cats. 

conventional?

organic?

free range?

Pastured Eggs?

Omega-3 Enriched Eggs

so many egg choices.

 

11 hours ago, brakeman said:

conventional?

organic?

free range?

Pastured Eggs?

Omega-3 Enriched Eggs

so many egg choices.

 

BriScoe BRand Throne Egg, it splatters when it matters. Farm fresh from Pampa'd chiken. 

Not like the crack that you put in a pipe

But crack on your forehead

Here’s a towel now wipe

 

Fantastic reference.

and when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about booooyyyyyyyyeeeeee

Youd have to be pretty fritatta'd to think you'd keep getting away with that.

On 9/4/2021 at 11:51 AM, El Diablo said:

BriScoe BRand Throne Egg, it splatters when it matters. Farm fresh from Pampa'd chiken. 

Egg's

On 9/3/2021 at 11:03 PM, brakeman said:

conventional?

organic?

free range?

Pastured Eggs?

Omega-3 Enriched Eggs

so many egg choices.

 

I am the Walrus 

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