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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Go fuck a burning couch.

Better than let it wrecking your truck. 

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1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

I have faith that Stroud can begin sucking again.

I have faith that you can do some amazing work of art with the broadcast crew from this game.

Just now, deadshank said:

I was going to watch that after the game.  Spoiler that crap, would you?

It's been years and I honestly don't remember anything other than that scene. That shit stuck with me. I'm super cognizant of my Achilles tendons because of it. Haven't fucked one up yet so maybe it's a good thing.

Hopefully Fleck can pull a Gopher out of Day’s ass. Or Stroud’s ass.

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Better than let it wrecking your truck. 

Is there a name for what's wrong with your brain?  I don't want to laugh at a ruhtard or something.

Damnit. He was having a game! Come on Gophers! Rip their Buckeye nuts off! 
 

some bitch. Fuck!

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2 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

poor kid 

And now shown on the sidelines in a walking boot.

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Holy shit. A screen play that went for positive yards. Is that legal?

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Is there a name for what's wrong with your brain?  I don't want to laugh at a ruhtard or something.

He has bad teammate disease. Contrarian

I hate Day but that was the exact correct play call. 

that defense didn't seem fundamentally sound

Just now, Genghis said:

And now shown on the sidelines walking in a boot.

They should get him a running boot and put him back in. He was the entire offense in this game.

Well, shit. I was just about to post about how this was where the Bucks should just run the ball, milk the clock, and take advantage of their superior depth and athleticism on the OL. But what do I know?

Defense for Minny confused before play even started.  Busted coverage with no defensive player in the short zone leads to EASY 70YD TOUCHDOWN for suckeyes...

 

damn

 

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Amazing. I think the line was tOSU -14

Well, shit. I was just about to post about how this was where the Bucks should just run the ball, milk the clock, and take advantage of their superior depth and athleticism on the OL. But what do I know?

You probably won’t be tested like this again until you lose in the final 4.
Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Gus Johnson is a racist

Pretty sure he's mixed so he can make fun of both sides I guess.

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Is there a name for what's wrong with your brain?  I don't want to laugh at a ruhtard or something.

Try to keep up.

 

You just hate to see their leader on defense from Oklahoma go down with a broken collerbone. What a sad story! *Laughs*

Gus Johnson is a racist

Gus is a gift from God pertaining to college football. I missed it. What did he say or was that a sarcastic reply?

Gophers doing decent considering they have 3 plays and two of them are running up the middle. 

Minnesota playing this game not to get blown out. They ain't playing to win it.

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Gus is a gift from God pertaining to college football. I missed it. What did he say or was that a sarcastic reply?

He told Rod Stone that vanilla melts when it gets wet. 


Gus is a gift from God pertaining to college football. I missed it. What did he say or was that a sarcastic reply?

I love Gus too.

He said some awesome quote to a white sideline reporter about how vanilla melts when it gets wet. It was hilarious. Not sure what it had to do with anything but I laughed

Wow. These scrappy motherfuckers.

OK Gopher D…time to step up

Just now, ElChupacabra said:

This Morgan kid has a rifle of an arm. 

Not bad for a 3 foot 9 inch former truck stop shower room attendant. 

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Wow no flags on fucking OSU 

It’s like OU if you interfere on every play they just don’t call it. 

If Minnesota had Gable Stevenson on the field they could probably run a two man front and he'd have 30 sacks by now.

I'm a little late on this, as I was flipping around and talked to the wife for a bit, but that was the worst score graphic fuckup I've ever seen on a broadcast.  And Gus ran with it, too!

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