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No one fear. He's a MMA fighter. He's highly trained.

 

https://www.rawstory.com/markwayne-mullin-afghanistan/

Mullin's efforts to travel to Afghanistan come a week after Reps. Seth Moulton (D-MA) and Peter Meijer (R-MI) also journeyed to Kabul to witness the rescue efforts and returned on a military flight, drawing criticism from congressional leaders. Unlike Moulton and Meijer, Mullin is not a veteran, with a pre-congressional career as a mixed martial artist instead.

"As of late Tuesday, U.S. officials said they were unsure of Mullin's location. Mullin's office did not respond to multiple requests for comment," said the report. "'To say this is extremely dangerous is a massive understatement,' said a State Department official who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss the sensitive situation."

MMA fighting your way completely out of landlocked Central Asia.  

I regret getting rid of my Apple IIe in 1993.  I had no idea Karateka 2 was gonna be so fucking lit.  

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12 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

Does he have 3 kids with a 4th on the way? 

Yes. His Will requests that should he die, every year on his birthday Rambo III be played for his children . 

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2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

1 down 434 to go

honey, it's the Secret Service at the door for you.

If Boebert, Crenshaw, and Cawthorn decide to go in for their brother-in-arms...not only will I vote for them...I'll fund the damn documentary. 

"Stay alive Mullin...whatever happens...we will find you!"  

honey, it's the Secret Service at the door for you.

Just offering them free trips to Afghanistan. What’s the problem?
2 hours ago, Viper said:

 

weird story all around

The US Department of State has no idea where he is and yet he is somehow bringing people back from Afghanistan? 

Sure Jan GIFs | Tenor

He's either going to appear back in Oklahoma in a few days and be like "I was never in Afghanistan" when asked about all those people he "saved" or he'll show up in an ISIS-K video in a month (training them in MMA techniques or a hostage, who knows).

He’s hanging out with mark sanford in Argentina.

Dude owns a plumbing company and acts like an ass most of the time. This is nothing new here in OK.

21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He's either going to appear back in Oklahoma in a few days and be like "I was never in Afghanistan" when asked about all those people he "saved" or he'll show up in an ISIS-K video in a month (training them in MMA techniques or a hostage, who knows).

$50 says he ends up opening up a Mullin-Kwon-Do dojo in Muskogee, OK.  

"You think the Taliban wants a roundhouse to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?  Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night, I mean Christie Mullin?!?  Forget about it!" 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

or he'll show up in an ISIS-K video in a month (training them in MMA techniques or a hostage, who knows).

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Pity that Fled Ted and Screwy Louie didn't join this heroic patriot☠️

2 hours ago, pch said:

Pity that Fled Ted and Screwy Louie didn't join this heroic patriot☠️

As a Texan I demand that they do.

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The F-Team

The Pineapple Express operators had 20 years worth of contacts down range. This idiot Okie had none. Good luck. 

I didn't come here to save Markwayne Mulling from you, I came here to save you from Markwayne Mullin. 

I was today year's old when I had to listen to a sitting U.S. Congressman from one of my former parties declare that he is in fact, not John Rambo---the fictitious action star from 40 years ago.  I am so relieved.

On that note, I want to tell the world that despite my mental delusions, I am in fact, not Col. John "Commando" Matrix. 

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

I was today year's old when I had to listen to a sitting U.S. Congressman from one of my former parties declare that he is in fact, not John Rambo---the fictitious action star from 40 years ago.  I am so relieved.

On that note, I want to tell the world that despite my mental delusions, I am in fact, not Col. John "Commando" Matrix. 

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2 hours ago, Homercles said:

Walking around Kabul like 

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The hell he will. He's got a two day head start, which is more than he needs. Markwayne's got friends in every town and village from here to the Kandahar, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the Americans already.

 

...oh, he's already making the rounds on Fox News? Well, shit.

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18 hours ago, aggie08 said:

The hell he will. He's got a two day head start, which is more than he needs. Markwayne's got friends in every town and village from here to the Kandahar, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the Americans already.

 

...oh, he's already making the rounds on Fox News? Well, shit.

I specifically teed it up and I’m glad you came to drive it home.   Well done.  Figured someone would follow through.  

1 hour ago, Homercles said:

I specifically teed it up and I’m glad you came to drive it home.   Well done.  Figured someone would follow through.  

I appreciate the lay-up.

On 9/2/2021 at 8:54 PM, Steel Shank said:

"Markwayne"? Really?

Where the fuck's he from, Oklahoma?

Is that you Markwayne, is this me

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