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55 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fat ketch? Fuck that moron, he wishes he could do something so cool. 

Fat Ketch wishes he could organize an endeavor where people donate a bunch of money, but instead of giving the money to the intended recipients in Whataburger bags, he would instead steal the money to pay off his back taxes.

3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Fat Ketch wishes he could organize an endeavor where people donate a bunch of money, but instead of giving the money to the intended recipients in Whataburger bags, he would instead steal the money to pay off his back taxes.

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Stealing money from a charity golf tournament : a-ok.

Raising money for student athletes through first of its kind NIL crowd sourced funding: tacky.

got it.

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Blow this up! It needs to be as big as humanly possible

Fucking awesome!  It’s  great to be a part of something like this; we’re doing something much more important than feeding starving children, we’re feeding Texas tight ends. It’s not even debatable so don’t even try, I read it on the internet. 

It’s time for Ketch to stop criticizing and start rowing in the same direction. We badly need one of these crowd sourced solutions for the offensive line. He should start being tacky himself and get that done. 

I had no real idea what I signed up for but wanted to support with my non 1% ways.  You gentleman knocked it out of the park.  If enough of us 99%ers pull together we can be BMD’s.   

Maybe i missed it, but why does Wiley only have one arm?

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1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

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3 minutes ago, BERT said:

Maybe i missed it, but why does Wiley only have one arm?

Alfred Collins now owns his left arm.

35 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Wooow this is about to blow up, Staples has 150k followers lol

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so when do we start obnoxiously tweeting whataburger bags at te recruits?  because my afternoon is wide fucking open.

You need to start a blondetourage group of volleyball, soccer, tennis, golf, swimmers.  That needs to be our next group to support. 

This is so awesome. Way to get this all together. Now I'm craving whataburger...

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Fat ketch? Fuck that moron, he wishes he could do something so cool. 

he's just mad you didn't take the money and run like he did

fuck ketch with chip brown's dick

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Did anyone say "it looks like the players love it and don't think it's tacky so who gives a fuck what you think?"

Look, anyone smart enough to come up with a take like that is smart enough not to give that bitch $9.95/mo. It's a self-selecting pool of douchebags.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Ketch accused another human of being tacky?

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1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

It’s time for Ketch to stop criticizing and start rowing in the same direction. We badly need one of these crowd sourced solutions for the offensive line. He should start being tacky himself and get that done. 

If you took all the tacky from the king of Walmart, what would you have left? A website without an owner...

Correct spelling? Gorilla Boof? Gorilla Buuf? Gorilla  Butt Fuck?

2 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Correct spelling? Gorilla Boof? Gorilla Buuf? Gorilla  Butt Fuck?

Gorilla boof is what’s in websters 

2 hours ago, westexhorn said:

im a bag dropping booster now, feelsgoodman

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1 minute ago, sportsbay said:

Impressive work.  Hookem Horns!!!  Kick some ass!

You're missing your burnt ends flair...

September 3rd, 2021...a day that will live in infamy.

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Two pages and no one has said I look like Tom Herman...progress

No but y’all aren’t as fat as the podcast would make me believe

47 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

You're missing your burnt ends flair...

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3 hours ago, YChang said:

I feel like I should update my resume or something to reflect my membership in this endeavor. 

Bag dropping booster of the  University of Texas Longhorn Football Tight Ends position group.  boom GIF

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wasn't sure about this when y'all were talking about doing it.

I'm in now. great work!

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

What a twat

 

Looch & the crew gonna crowd source a diet cola for the backup long snapper.

Just now, Enchubben said:

Somebody please reply to his tweet with the Dick graffiti

Way ahead of you lol

Unfortunately those dumb sheep actually will probably copy us now 

3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Said that he thought it was tacky and mentioned something about not liking it.  But more important is that the pic has clearly made the rounds on OB and elsewhere.

You guys have his reaction all wrong. It’s the idea of wasting a Whataburger bag on anything other than his usual 6 triple meat burgers for lunch that he finds tacky.

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

Lol they think they are big time paying 2 players 10k for exclusive interviews. What a bunch of fucking idiots. 

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Crowd sourcing NIL money 25 cents at a time. That should work out well for aggy 

"OK guys...for every 25 cents we give you, you have to put in a shift at the glory hole."

They could raise some money doing this same deal, no doubt in my mind. That’s the benefit of accepting anyone with a pulse into A&M. There is no shortage of bass boat owning Katy insurance ags who will throw in a couple hundred bucks to own the sips. 

They probably don’t even have the hurdles we do at UT to get it done. They’re still fucking idiots.

27 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

Fuck that clown. Sadly, his mindless cult still believes he’s their messiah. 

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