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I don't recall gold being one of Northwestern's colors.

But that was one helluva catch.

Edited by bolverk

NW unis are... interesting. 

Beth Mowins is why I hate equal opportunity employment for women.  
 

She is so friggin’ awful.  That voice and delivery is beyond terrible.   

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

NW unis are... interesting. 

And by interesting you mean terrible. Seems to be the norm in sports across all leagues. Teams deviating from their normal uniform colors to dumb shit.

Just now, deadshank said:

Beth Mowins is why I hate equal opportunity employment for women.  
 

She is so friggin’ awful.  That voice and delivery is beyond terrible.   

She actually knows the game, but you would think they could put some type of voice filter on her.  Her voice nearly always makes me change the channel.  

Why is North Texas playing Washington under the titles of Michigan St and Northwestern?

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

And by interesting you mean terrible. Seems to be the norm in sports across all leagues. Teams deviating from their normal uniform colors to dumb shit.

They look like they're playing at a Renaissance fair. 

Stadium environment switch is a bit disappointing.

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You can barely even fucking see the NW players against the turf in some of these angles. 

User name checks out 

They look like they're playing at a Renaissance fair. 

Ok, can’t take it anymore. MUTE

Edit: this was meant for Beth, not your post.

No 11 from State did a good job correcting to get out of the way and make a block.

Ugly teams

Ugly stadium

Ugly field

Ugly voice

(but I’ll watch)

8 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Beth Mowins is why I hate equal opportunity employment for women.  
 

She is so friggin’ awful.  That voice and delivery is beyond terrible.   

Women have no business broadcasting football.  Not one of them has ever been any good at it.  And there are plenty of womens' sports on tv for them to talk about.  If that makes me a sexist, so be it.

Northwestern doing their best impression of Bishop Sycamore. Coach Fitz will get that changed

9 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Beth Mowins is why I hate equal opportunity employment for women.  
 

She is so friggin’ awful.  That voice and delivery is beyond terrible.   

i'm gonna get politically incorrect..... mowins' nasal accent with the negative inflection that stresses the exact opposite syllable is almost as grating to my brain as listening to south asians who speak fluent english at 90mph in a high-pitch monotone with no breaks between words or sentences that literally is the definition of jibberjabbish.

Ok so I’ve watched two B1G and one ACC games the last 24 hours, I have concluded that these offenses look like the last time mack and sally fucked…forever to get to the action, lots of dust, and ultimately pointless.

11 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

She actually knows the game, but you would think they could put some type of voice filter on her.  Her voice nearly always makes me change the channel.  

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Beth Mowins

I said it in the UNC - VT thread, but the thing I hate most about Beth Mowins is that she pronounces the "r" sound like a fucking pirate. Just listen for it and you'll never unhear it.  It's so grating and unlistenable. 

14 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

She actually knows the game, but you would think they could put some type of voice filter on her.  Her voice nearly always makes me change the channel.  

this.  not watching.   flipped the channel within seconds of hearing that grating nasal snort.

the game has to be ultracompelling to make me watch with the sound off.  this game ain't that.

south dakota state it is.

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This is really the only game on tonight?

S Dakota St @ Colorado St on FS1

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This is really the only game on tonight?

ESPN+ has South Dakota at Kansas iff'n that interests ya. KU up 7-0 at the half.

Also, this is O/T to this game...but I love the jack rabbits uniforms for South Dakota State. Love them. 

The way she draws out her “owwwwwwwwes” and her hard “haaaaaaacking A’s” are the worst of the worst Midwestern brogue. 

2 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I said it in the UNC - VT thread, but the thing I hate most about Beth Mowins is that she pronounces the "r" sound like a fucking pirate. Just listen for it and you'll never unhear it.  It's so grating and unlistenable. 

 

Well thanks for putting that shit in my head.

 

Hey remember  "Sky Rockets in Flight.... Afternoon Delight"

Hope that burns a hole in your memory...

36 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Hard to believe Fitz has been there 16 years. 

I expect he'll be there for 16 more. 

Do you think that guy is about to murder his family in the ad where they're driving around until they lose cell service?

I'm choosing to interpret it that way.

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

21-0 Sparty. 

Damn -- NW was a 3.5pt favorite tonight 

Looks like Northwestern went out and hired the White Castle graphic artists.

6 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

that one asshole who kept showing up around here

You’re gonna need to be a lot more specific. 

Edited by BrickHorn

6 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

You’re gonna need to be a lot more specific. 

not wrong the big lebowski GIF

Buncha haters up in this motherfucker!!!!

Northwestern is going to come back on Sparty in the second half and march their way to another division title! GO CATS!!

 

I got nothing. I want them to do well, but this ain't going to happen this year. The QB blows, despite being the #1 QB recruit coming out of HS. Hope the Defense finds its way, but the O is just not going to get it done this year. 

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