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OK, starting this now because I will have limited opportunities to chime in tomorrow.  Gotta be at a water polo tourney at 8:30, multiple games, then the boy and I need to rally to the Rose Bowl.

this is Chip’s opportunity to win a signature game.  UCLA has 20 returning starters, 10 on each side, but most importantly we have hogs up front, which is where offenses are made or lost.  The reality is we go as far as our wildly inconsistent QB, DTR, takes us.  He needs to be on the move, and make smart decisions against NFL caliber DB’s.  But we absolutely can hang with these guys.  And we can win.  Whether we do or not may dictate the future of this program.  Should be glorious at the Arroyo Seco tomorrow. Hot but a later start.   I hope and trust we have the surl behind us.  Please tell me you ain’t rooting for Cletus the slack jawed Cajun.

Go Bruins!

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I want UCLA to beat LSU and I want LSU to beat a&m. 

I want a lot. 

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Gotta be at a water polo tourney at 8:30, multiple games

Ah, yeah. Always hated when water polo tourneys got in the way of football on Saturday. 

Hopefully LSU borrowed da aggy pimp cane and we can relive 2017 awesomeness.

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I will be rooting for UCLA. But once we're in the SEC if they play this game again, then I would be rooting for UCLA.

Saw some of these mouth breathers wandering around near Cal Tech yesterday. Purple and gold from head to toe. Looking for horse paste, I presumed.

I'd like to want to root for UCLA.

But I sat through Rout 66 and therefore fuck UCLA.

It's not personal of course, @Sbbruin, you've always seemed a decent guy.

I hope you win by a safety in overtime by the final score of 2-0.

     I hope the Bruins drag their sweaty balls across the chin of LSU. I hope it's never even a contest. Why? Because it will make it that much sweeter when LSU sticks their whole arm up the ass of Aggy. They have never beaten LSU at Death Valley, so it's time for another curb stomping.

A bunch of drunk coonasses who haven't had electricity or water in a week,  all invading Pasadena....what could go wrong?

6 hours ago, Foosters said:

Saw some of these mouth breathers wandering around near Cal Tech yesterday. Purple and gold from head to toe. Looking for horse paste, I presumed.

"So I showed them around campus and they were amazed at how nice everything looked and said their campus doesn't even compare. They were especially impressed with our hall of champions and how spacious it was. Then I took them to our tailgate and gave them beer and burgers. When it was almost time for kickoff my whole tailgate entourage escorted them to the stadium and showed them where their seats were. As we said good bye they told us they bleed tiger blood but they'd be proud to send their kids here..."

7 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

OK, starting this now because I will have limited opportunities to chime in tomorrow.  Gotta be at a water polo tourney at 8:30, multiple games, then the boy and I need to rally to the Rose Bowl.

this is Chip’s opportunity to win a signature game.  UCLA has 20 returning starters, 10 on each side, but most importantly we have hogs up front, which is where offenses are made or lost.  The reality is we go as far as our wildly inconsistent QB, DTR, takes us.  He needs to be on the move, and make smart decisions against NFL caliber DB’s.  But we absolutely can hang with these guys.  And we can win.  Whether we do or not may dictate the future of this program.  Should be glorious at the Arroyo Seco tomorrow. Hot but a later start.   I hope and trust we have the surl behind us.  Please tell me you ain’t rooting for Cletus the slack jawed Cajun.

Go Bruins!

we also have 20 returning starters, and they are going to beat your 20 returning starters like a fucking rented mule.  


 

 

 

8 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I want UCLA to beat LSU and I want LSU to beat a&m. 

I want a lot. 

Look at Veruca fuckin’ Salt over here….

 

 

but I want that too.

31 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

we also have 20 returning starters, and they are going to beat your 20 returning starters like a fucking rented mule. 

Bunch of those starters just got cleared to play two days ago.....and you've got two rookie coordinators.

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34 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

we also have 20 returning starters, and they are going to beat your 20 returning starters like a fucking rented mule.  


 

 

 

Ah, fuck.

Not this guy again.

8 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

OK, starting this now because I will have limited opportunities to chime in tomorrow.  Gotta be at a water polo tourney at 8:30, multiple games, then the boy and I need to rally to the Rose Bowl.

this is Chip’s opportunity to win a signature game.  UCLA has 20 returning starters, 10 on each side, but most importantly we have hogs up front, which is where offenses are made or lost.  The reality is we go as far as our wildly inconsistent QB, DTR, takes us.  He needs to be on the move, and make smart decisions against NFL caliber DB’s.  But we absolutely can hang with these guys.  And we can win.  Whether we do or not may dictate the future of this program.  Should be glorious at the Arroyo Seco tomorrow. Hot but a later start.   I hope and trust we have the surl behind us.  Please tell me you ain’t rooting for Cletus the slack jawed Cajun.

Go Bruins!

Sorry, Bruin it’s going to be like a LSU home game and they’re going to beat your team silly. Literally all of my LSU friends have made the trip and they expect at least 40,000 LSU fans to make the game. The Rose Bowl is smart and they have allowed alcohol sales for the first time in preparation for the Louisiana onslaught.

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7 minutes ago, otisdog said:

 

2 is a bunch?  huh…

we’re full go for smash.  

honestly, what shocked me is that there’s zero 5 star players and only 12 4 stars on UCLA’s entire roster…the rest are 3s and 2s.   

that’s Central Michigan level talent.  

8 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I want UCLA to beat LSU and I want LSU to beat a&m. 

I want a lot. 

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I wouldn’t mind if UCLA won, and I think it’s amazing that they have a WR from Dripping Springs who gets a few touches every now and then. 
 

Also, having to knock out a water polo tourney before the game is the most PAC 12 west coast thing ever. 

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   Yesterday heard a regular betting guy on HornFm pick ucla to beat lsu straight up... 

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UCLA will have tens of fans there cheering the Bruins on.

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3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

A bunch of drunk coonasses who haven't had electricity or water in a week,  all invading Pasadena....what could go wrong?

I do worry about that.  Sitting on the “sunny side”, which means I’ll likely be surrounded by their unvaxxed COVID asses.

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16 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

UCLA will have tens of fans there cheering the Bruins on.

Wrong.  Don’t take last week as a metric.  There will be a good crowd today.

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Ah, yeah. Always hated when water polo tourneys got in the way of football on Saturday. 

do not get me started. 

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

A bunch of drunk coonasses who haven't had electricity or water in a week,  all invading Pasadena....what could go wrong?

Should outnumber Bruins fans easily in the RB. 

21 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

There will be a good crowd today.

Thank you, LSU, amiright? 

Returning a bunch of corndog starters from last year's team is not exactly a good thing.

10 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Hopefully LSU borrowed da aggy pimp cane and we can relive 2017 awesomeness.

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26 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Thank you, LSU, amiright? 

 

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Both the Bear and Herbie picked UCLA over LSU. That’s free money fellas. Those two assholes are always wrong. Call your bookie and take the points.

11 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

OK, starting this now because I will have limited opportunities to chime in tomorrow.  Gotta be at a water polo tourney at 8:30, multiple games, then the boy and I need to rally to the Rose Bowl.

this is Chip’s opportunity to win a signature game.  UCLA has 20 returning starters, 10 on each side, but most importantly we have hogs up front, which is where offenses are made or lost.  The reality is we go as far as our wildly inconsistent QB, DTR, takes us.  He needs to be on the move, and make smart decisions against NFL caliber DB’s.  But we absolutely can hang with these guys.  And we can win.  Whether we do or not may dictate the future of this program.  Should be glorious at the Arroyo Seco tomorrow. Hot but a later start.   I hope and trust we have the surl behind us.  Please tell me you ain’t rooting for Cletus the slack jawed Cajun.

Go Bruins!

Fellow Bruin alum, here. Looking forward to seeing a full Rose Bowl and, yes, to a big signature win for Chip. 

1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

UCLA will have tens of fans there cheering the Bruins on.

Well, apparently there is a water polo tournament this weekend.  Toss in the Catalina wine mixer and your day is pretty much booked.

Joe Burrow, Joe Brady and Dave Aranda ain’t walking through the locker room door. Ed Orgeron is. 
 

No reason UCLA shouldn’t be able to hang with or beat LSU. LSU was dog shit last year. 

LSU -2.5, not like anyone is expecting a run away,  or shouldn't at least. Coach O is the dad who builds a swing set and has a bunch of parts leftover. He has all the pieces, he needs a lot of help putting it together. Not sure he has the help anymore. 

7 minutes ago, Woodrow Call said:

Fellow Bruin alum, here. Looking forward to seeing a full Rose Bowl and, yes, to a big signature win for Chip. 

You gotta figure he has to get one eventually. 

4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Well, apparently there is a water polo tournament this weekend.  Toss in the Catalina wine mixer and your day is pretty much booked.

I love California!

Farmers’ markets, a canyon hike, maybe a quick trip to the beach after brunch…

🥰

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

I love California!

Farmers’ markets, a canyon hike, maybe a quick trip to the beach after brunch…

🥰

I love California.  Get out there a couple of times per year.  I was just mocking our resident Bruin.  I’ll be cheering for the fightin Chip Kelly’s today.

Man, UCLA fans actually think they’ve got a shot in this one. Y’all are really setting yourself up for disappointment. Hawaii was dog shit and DTR still can’t hit the broad side of a barn. 
 

4 hours ago, JMFP said:

"So I showed them around campus and they were amazed at how nice everything looked and said their campus doesn't even compare. They were especially impressed with our hall of champions and how spacious it was. Then I took them to our tailgate and gave them beer and burgers. When it was almost time for kickoff my whole tailgate entourage escorted them to the stadium and showed them where their seats were. As we said good bye they told us they bleed tiger blood but they'd be proud to send their kids here..."

you forgot the part where they were actually rooting for UCLA by the time the game started. 

1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

UCLA will have tens of fans there cheering the Bruins on.

There will be a full house today.  Now, how many of them will be UCLA "fans" remains to be seen.  UCLA did a promo deal for this game, and gave a free ticket to any high school kid that wanted one.  And let any high school kid buy additional tickets for non high-school friends/family for 20 bucks a seat.  

I'm sure some of those kids will root for UCLA.  Some will be football fans in general.   Some will just be there because they have nothing better to do. 

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

There will be a full house today.  Now, how many of them will be UCLA "fans" remains to be seen.  UCLA did a promo deal for this game, and gave a free ticket to any high school kid that wanted one.  And let any high school kid buy additional tickets for non high-school friends/family for 20 bucks a seat.  

I'm sure some of those kids will root for UCLA.  Some will be football fans in general.   Some will just be there because they have nothing better to do. 

So the audience should be a hodge-podge of general LA area HS students? If you’re not into scoring GHb, that has a high probability to make for a shitty afternoon 

4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

we also have 20 returning starters, and they are going to beat your 20 returning starters like a fucking rented mule.  


 

 

 

Finally come out of hiding 

6 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

So the audience should be a hodge-podge of general LA area HS students? If you’re not into scoring GHb, that has a high probability to make for a shitty afternoon 

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5 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

we also have 20 returning starters, and they are going to beat your 20 returning starters like a fucking rented mule.  


 

 

 

 

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