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3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

And OU still sux. 

Qft 

We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.

Even the ragin' cajuns are throwing up hook ems. They know who their daddy is today. 

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Some stupid bitch on FOX just said no one looks good in orange. Fuck her. I hope Clemson stomps Georgia into Uranus 

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I'm mad

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Sown stupid bitch on FOX just said no one looks good in orange. Fuck her. I hope Clemson stomps Georgia into Uranus 

Yes I would. 
 

along with the not as good looking blonde before her. Her tits were begging to be flopped out of that shirt. 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Some stupid bitch on FOX just said no one looks good in orange. Fuck her. I hope Clemson stomps Georgia into Uranus 

She said Orange which is Clemspon. Texas isn't orange, it's BURNT orange.

Tennishit is just vitamin piss though.

Just now, BERT said:

Yes I would. 
 

along with the not as good looking blonde before her. Her tits were begging to be flopped out of that shirt. 

Yes. Yes they were. We agree on both accounts. Dem titties need to be free!!

Just now, BERT said:

Yes I would. 
 

along with the not as good looking blonde before her. Her tits were begging to be flopped out of that shirt. 

Pics of said boobs for those of us trying to drink beer? 

Just now, Zeus said:

She said Orange which is Clemspon. Texas isn't orange, it's BURNT orange.

Tennishit is just vitamin piss though.

We still have orange in our name, and now I want to donkey punch her 

Just now, BERT said:

Yes I would. 
 

along with the not as good looking blonde before her. Her tits were begging to be flopped out of that shirt. 

B double O B S?

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Sown stupid bitch on FOX just said no one looks good in orange. Fuck her. I hope Clemson stomps Georgia into Uranus 

Yeah... I'm not sure I 100% agree with your police work there, Karen.

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Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I was mad, sir. 

I do not shoot the messenger.

hopefully the ragin cajuns are better at hydration than lsu

26 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.

Quoting JFM appropriately should be automatic pos rep.  

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fuck the doubters.

 

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Who are these tools?

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Friends of kirks. 

And well wishers?

Good morning bitches!

Texas Fight!!

 

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9 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

Turtle Tom would not approve of the suits and ties in this heat. 

Also, no sling on Wiley

60 seconds into Longhorn Gameday and I hate Lowell Galindo all over again.

17 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

60 seconds into Longhorn Gameday and I hate Lowell Galindo all over again.

How'd you ever stop?

13 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

How'd you ever stop?

I do an off-season cleanse.

From Galveston

TEXAS!

Lol time to get drunk

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49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

GORILLA BOOFERS! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

oh, damn and in the business attire too.

we're about to fuck them so hard they'll be limping all week.

20 returning starters, is that what we're supposed to be afraid of?

those 2-3 stars wouldn't make our practice teams, practice team.

our coaches are better, our players our better - in every position.

they're playing on our new turf, with no tape, no clue what card and the offense brings.

or how hard pk is going to stiff them on any pathetic attempts at their own offense.

all gas and no breaks too.

i'm seeing a blowout here folks, 49-10.

ou sucks.

Ok, we are inside of an hour to the Promised Land!  I am going nutz.  Good thing I enough Reposado to keep me alive or see me dead.

win one for the dome my Mighty Longhorns!❤️🤘

I had it in my mind that it was a 2:30 kickoff.  I made sure to be home by 2:30.  I haz disappointment.  Feels like the year I woke up too early on Xmas as a kid and my parents told me to go back to bed.

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