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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I thought she was just pregnant and then still chubby from having been pregnant?

Also, still would.

She got knocked up.  Then, thanked her mom on Twitter for driving her to get an abortion.  Not CR, so I'll leave it there.

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3 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Brando what no one craves. 

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Just now, Modessit said:

Our starting QB is holding for kicks?

I’m guessing it’s to help lay the groundwork for fake FGs at some point in the season

Ball security is going to bite us if it doesn’t get better. Luckily none of the balls on the ground have gone the other way yet. 

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Upset now because I went with the 38-10 prediction….

if that holds its a 184 point score... thats good for top 5 for sure. 

5 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Are these announcers the dumbest ppl on earth?

 

I’m guessing it’s to help lay the groundwork for fake FGs at some point in the season
That's what the backup QB is for.
1 minute ago, Modessit said:

Our starting QB is holding for kicks?

do you not see the point of that?

What happened to “All Gas No Brakes”???


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8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Here ya go

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Pretty sure they're hiding her behind the desk cuz she's pregnant.

Our pom squad is also full of talent 
Pom > Cheer. I'll fight anyone who disagrees.
2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Upset now because I went with the 38-10 prediction….

45 - 19 😎

3 minutes ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

God Herman is such a dumb fuck for not spamming Bijan last year

Thank God he didn't, Bijan almost broke his fucking neck playing for turtle fuck.

4 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

You sound butthurt. 

The kid can play. It isn't a significant drop off, if at all, and you want two QBs engaged. 

Not just engaged, but ready to roll if Card goes down. I didn't like the narrative Tillman pushed as if it was the only consideration. Playing Casey here is the smart move. So refreshing to actually be in a position to rep the backups for a change.

if that holds its a 184 point score... thats good for top 5 for sure. 
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2 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

I’m guessing it’s to help lay the groundwork for fake FGs at some point in the season

Bama always has a QB as the holder, Banks probably picked it up there. Often a backup (and we didn't know who'd start in the offseason) but I think Mac Jones was the holder last year

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God I love having a coach who isn't a fucking head case.

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

Pretty sure they're hiding her behind the desk cuz she's pregnant.

She's been pregnant for a long time and hasn't visibly gained any weight. 

  • I am concerned I will turn into a raging shit talker. I forgot legit what it was like to talk shit and mean it. 

 

I am overwhelmed by today. I know my dad would love this. I know he would. Damn he would have loved to see Texas play this way. 

Just now, cafe society said:

Pretty sure they're hiding her behind the desk cuz she's pregnant.

if shes pregnant, shes been preggo for a record amount of time.   everyone said that in the NCAA tourney ads  that was 6 months ago 

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

She got knocked up.  Then, thanked her mom on Twitter for driving her to get an abortion.  Not CR, so I'll leave it there.

 

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Just now, Bevo Num1 said:
2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Our pom squad is also full of talent 

Pom > Cheer. I'll fight anyone who disagrees.

I would kill each and every last one of you for 3 minutes with a member of either.

 

hehehe.

 

eheheheh.

 

"member."

 

hehehehehehehehehehehe

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:
2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Our pom squad is also full of talent 

Pom > Cheer. I'll fight anyone who disagrees.

Why not both? We're blessed 

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:
3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Our pom squad is also full of talent 

Pom > Cheer. I'll fight anyone who disagrees.

It’s been that way for years. Probably decades. It is known. 

Josh Thompson hasn't played winning football

That'll get Thompson some laps. Dumb penalty

Why not both? We're blessed 
Don't get me wrong, Cheer is great, but Pom is next level. At least when I was there over 10 years ago.

Man that ref doesn’t blink at all….

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:
2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Why not both? We're blessed 

Don't get me wrong, Cheer is great, but Pom is next level. At least when I was there over 10 years ago.

The magic of TV is we can pretend we're banging whomever we choose. God bless Texas 

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It’s like we have all of our 2nd team in and it’s noticeable 

More stops would be nice. Obviously this game is over but D could show a bit more in the 2nd half. 

16 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

his hatred for us knows no bounds. 

#Brandoing

 

 

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

You know my dad was in the end of that movie where his Longhorn cap...awesomeness. Such a gem of a film. Even sweeter that my dad was in there. As an accidental extra. 

Just now, touchthemonolith said:

They're killing us with these short passes what are we doing

Letting the run clock 

do you not see the point of that?
Nope. Don't know of any other "good" teams - or NFL(since Romo) - that use their starter. Usually it's the backup or punter.

But I don't pay that much attention so there are probably more than I think.

fucking christ....  we are trying out best to make it a close game. 

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